avatarbaby89
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Join date: Jan 2013
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#1
youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=VgKmJRhsx4onha khoa
From the man who knows hustlin' better than you, me, and the rest of humanity combined comes an LP opus that's so stupidly grandiose yet so ridiculously golden (no pun intended) in its socio-economic ambitions that you can't help but wonder: did the 90's ever really die, or has the age of nostalgia finally gotten caught in a loop that even America's greatest Eagle Scout will be unable to untangle us from as the years go on?

But I digress: Rick Ross knows how to get a party started, and this was 2012's go-to record for coked-up commentary concept album jibberjabber, souped up against some of the best goddamned production/sampling the West Coast hotshots have to offer (AKA The Justice League). I mean, listen to dat smooth sax on album centerpiece 'Sixteen' or Usher's uncharacteristically well-placed croon that graces the radio-friendly 'Touch N' You'. I'm no hip-hop connoisseur, but I know craft when I hear it ladies and gents, and it marks an honest-to-God evolution sonically for one of the world's funniest living-n'-breathing oxymorons. Dig it!


millarso
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Join date: Jan 2010
2,871 IQ
#3
The shit is this?
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If you've got a real metalcore song that you want tabbed, let me know. I'll see what I can do.
Skullivan
EG Fan aka Bandwagoner
Join date: Jun 2010
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#4
My brother plays that shit every time he drives me to school in the morning. On the way home it's Chief Keef
Bair
UG Fanatic
Join date: Sep 2005
2,875 IQ
#5
Was that entire thing one long sentence?
"Spin the middle side topwise. Topwise!"

"And there's Jimmy Page, the biggest thief of American Blues music"
millarso
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#6
Quote by Bair
Was that entire thing one long sentence?

The top paragraph was. This guy is going past sensationalism into insanity.
This thread will be very short-lived.
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If you've got a real metalcore song that you want tabbed, let me know. I'll see what I can do.
Saint78
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Join date: May 2009
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#7
Quote by Skullivan
My brother plays that shit every time he drives me to school in the morning. On the way home it's Chief Keef


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lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
4,159 IQ
#8
Leaving this open cuz Rick Ross is more hardcore than everything on this forum
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i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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datskramzkid
HxC Sun God
Join date: Jun 2011
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#11
This is a strangely fitting place to put this.
Shotty you're a ten, I wait for your drunk dials at 2:30 AM
lookpizza
Party Hard
Join date: Mar 2009
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#14
Rick Ross was a prison guard.. that's not very gangsta.
I'm an asshole.
synestershadows
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Join date: Jun 2007
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#15
Why is this fucking thread still here?
Call me Andrew!

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lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
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#16
Quote by lookpizza
Rick Ross was a prison guard.. that's not very gangsta.
That's what he should be rapping about. Be like "Bitch I strictly enforced your nine o'clock bedtime. Watch out or I'll take away your dessert privileges."
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
datskramzkid
HxC Sun God
Join date: Jun 2011
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#18
I think we can all agree that this belongs here more than like... The HAARP Machine and Painted in Exile or whatever djent threads are here.
Shotty you're a ten, I wait for your drunk dials at 2:30 AM
synestershadows
UG's Misery Signals Fan
Join date: Jun 2007
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#20
The HAARP Machine is horrible and also broken up.
Call me Andrew!

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