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#122
My name is Richard, my friends call me Dick, but YOU can call me Penis

Then she asked "can I call you scrotum?" and everything was ruined
Quote by killjoy_bentley
you're so intelligent
#123
"I can play Guitar Hero on expert. Will you sleep with me?"
Voted UG User of the Year 2015 & 2016
#124
Quote by noisewall11
It's not that I'm not confident, I just straight up have always had shite luck with girls. But I think if I used either the cheesy "confident" pickup lines here or just straight up went up to a girl and sincerely told her how I felt and asked for a number, I'd probably get laughed at and or shot down either way.
That's because neither way is correct. I mean, depending on the girl it might work, but you don't want to be so forward.

I mean, if you have something witty to say, by all means say it, but one-liners don't start conversations; conversation starters do.
Only play what you hear. If you don’t hear anything, don’t play anything.
-Chick Corea
#125
you guys got some good ones here, like the one about bigger than the Titanic.

but my favorite is still the do you work at Subway, cause you just gave me a foot long,
That one always works for me :-)