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jonathan666666
UG's Boyscout
Join date: Oct 2008
122 IQ
#41
My friend needed condoms, but was embarrassed to buy them. So I offer to do it. Me and another friend (also a man) walk into the deli holding hands. We go up to the counter. I look the man dead in the eye. I say "we need condoms". Then we buy them and leave. It was funny shit.
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guitargodofaus
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Join date: Apr 2010
95 IQ
#42
Quote by jonathan666666
My friend needed condoms, but was embarrassed to buy them. So I offer to do it. Me and another friend (also a man) walk into the deli holding hands. We go up to the counter. I look the man dead in the eye. I say "we need condoms". Then we buy them and leave. It was funny shit.

Joshua Garcia
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Join date: Jun 2009
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#43
Dude, just go in and buy a Snickers and use the wrapper. We all know it's not that big anyways.

Quote by jonathan666666
My friend needed condoms, but was embarrassed to buy them. So I offer to do it. Me and another friend (also a man) walk into the deli holding hands. We go up to the counter. I look the man dead in the eye. I say "we need condoms". Then we buy them and leave. It was funny shit.

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blake1221
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Join date: Oct 2007
711 IQ
#44
Quote by lushacrous
"Oh man I'm so embarrassed to let strangers know that I'm awesome enough to have sex and be responsible about it!"


>condoms
>awesome
Jostry
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Join date: Dec 2010
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#45
Why do you need condoms for masturbating?
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lushacrous
drunkacrous
Join date: Sep 2007
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#46
Quote by blake1221
>condoms
>awesome

shhh
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Rockford_rocks
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Join date: Apr 2006
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#48
Why would you be afraid of buying something that shows you're having sex? Less embarrassing than paying to play Runescape, and that's paid for online.
Diamond Dave
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Join date: Aug 2005
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#49
Quote by Rockford_rocks
Why would you be afraid of buying something that shows you're having sex? Less embarrassing than paying to play Runescape, and that's paid for online.

you can actually buy condoms online too, free shipping

then you can stock up
Rockford_rocks
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Join date: Apr 2006
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#50
Nah bro, gotta save up the cash for next month's membership, my buds and I are planning an epic PKing sesh in the wildy
kertets
Banned
Join date: Jan 2012
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#52
There's nothing to be afraid of.
You just go up to the checkout, put your flesh on the counter and say, I need to be fitted please.
DempseyPunk
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Join date: Jan 2009
1,175 IQ
#53
>buy condoms
>"want a bag?"
>"oh no, shes not that ugly"

leave like a boss
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Alex_WK
Registered User
Join date: Mar 2011
88 IQ
#54
just go in bareback and worry about the consequences and stds later. It's how a bro would do it
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primusfan
Conspiracy Music Theorist
Join date: Mar 2004
5,337 IQ
#55
the alternative is no condom which means potential pregnancy or STD.

you think buying condoms is nerve-racking, go to the local clinic and have them stick a Q-tip up your chonson.

just buy the condoms. it's really not a big deal. or go get some for free at a gay bar or planned parenthood.
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whoomit
Join date: Jul 2006
1,492 IQ
#56
Quote by primusfan
the alternative is no condom which means potential pregnancy or STD.

you think buying condoms is nerve-racking, go to the local clinic and have them stick a Q-tip up your chonson.

just buy the condoms. it's really not a big deal. or go get some for free at a gay bar or planned parenthood.

Clearly never tried gay condoms.
JokerGrin
Banned
Join date: Dec 2012
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#58
Quote by kertets
There's nothing to be afraid of.
You just go up to the checkout, put your flesh on the counter and say, I need to be fitted please.

Brilliant.

OP, just go for it. You have a wealth of backup from The Pit (most of it anyway). I don't know what country you're in, but here in England you can find condom dispensers in the bathroom of lot of pubs, cinemas and other places.

Just do yourself a favour and avoid the "extra safe" Durex brand. Maybe they work better for other people but personally it killed my boner off. They should have called them the "Not tonight, love" edition.
Alex_WK
Registered User
Join date: Mar 2011
88 IQ
#60
On the point of extra safe they are indeed awful. In the end I just gave up, couldn't feel anything.
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primusfan
Conspiracy Music Theorist
Join date: Mar 2004
5,337 IQ
#61
Quote by whoomit
Clearly never tried gay condoms.


they're thick. they're scarily cheap looking.

but they're free.

i would advise buying durex or lifestyles. but in a pinch they're better than a doritos bag and a rubber band.
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primusfan
Conspiracy Music Theorist
Join date: Mar 2004
5,337 IQ
#63
Quote by CrazyPigeon
My mother buys them for me. I'm 23 this year.


that's very responsible of her. were you to procreate, the offspring would run a higher risk of deformity.
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josh999x
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Join date: Mar 2007
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#64
I've never gotten the shame in buying condoms, why would anyone be embarrassed by the fact they're getting some?
OliOsbourne
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Join date: Jun 2010
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#65
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