#1
I fancy talking some ol' Cockney slang because I'm missing London. Doesn't even have to be real slang, just make it up. If you have no idea where to start watch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgPH0tYXJrA

First off, can anyone lend me an ayrton? I need a new titfer.
Last edited by willT08 at Feb 2, 2013,
#2
Why this is a fine species of thread that you have here, threadstarter. I may hope that you make many more of these in the future, sir.
#4
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Why this is a fine species of thread that you have here, threadstarter. I may hope that you make many more of these in the future, sir.

This post went all Pete Tong
#5
inb4 iotm and his fake cockney
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#6
Quote by willT08
First off, can anyone lend me an ayrton? I need a new titfer.

totally understood that. i dunno why though (tenner and hat innit?)

anyway... uh... nope i got nothing, i don't actually know cockney slang
#7
Quote by raoooos
totally understood that. i dunno why though (tenner and hat innit?)

anyway... uh... nope i got nothing, i don't actually know cockney slang

Bang on my ol' china.

Got a good chocolate on your shoulders.
#8
How's your belly full of spots UG?

The moggy ran up the toad and almost ended up under a camel.

Shit Guv'nors.
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#9
I lived in Hackney for six years and never heard anyone speak like that. I like to think it's a myth.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#10
My Dad's from Battersea and also knew Michael Caine before he was Michael Caine, my father also knew that guy who played Mike Baldwin on Coronation Street from that time too. Same neighbourhood, I'm thinking.
Yeah, my father's a Cockney, taught me some Cockney.

I wonder if
"Another chip of the old block"
is Cockney?

Oh well.
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
Last edited by treborillusion at Feb 3, 2013,
#11
Quote by Trowzaa
inb4 iotm and his fake cockney


You 'avin' a fackin' Turkish san? I.O.T.M is a proper nawty fridge freezer.
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
#12
it's a right laugh to take the piss innit shag biscuits the tele let's drive oN the left guys
#13
Moggy = cat.
Guv'nor = gentleman
Apples and Pairs = stairs
Frog and Toad = road
Camel = bus
How's your belly full of spots? = How are you?

You also drop your Hs, so How sounds like 'Ow'.

- This is real stuff, believe it or not.
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#14
Eye steally dyke piss sad.
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#15
Can't believe you tossers and your sexton lingo, it's radio! Not two pair of you could organise a piss-up in a brewery. East end rabbit's got a lot more hop than that. I'll bet you a sov to a pinch of shit none of you have been further down the frog than Scarborough in your lives, because if you had you'd know where and how to get a decent pocket watch and at what time.

Anyway I've had enough of this cobblers, I'm off up the jack to settle meself. If you need me I'll be out with the trouble in the morning.
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#16
Lorry isn't Cockney, is it?

It's British? (Like, just British).
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#17
Was it you who trod on me plates of meat rushing down the apples and pears when I was about to go for a Geoff Hurst? If it was, you had it away on your toes before I could get a butcher's hook at your boat race to describe you to the old bill.

(I know some of that is non-rhyming slang but that's about all the cockney I know)
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Sir, the contents of my mouth just blew all over my keyboard, desk, and part of my monitor. For the record, it was slightly chewed Keebler cookies and coffee slurry.

The average pitmonkey's response to my jokes.
#18
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inb4 iotm and his fake cockney

I'm the nawtiest fridge on this website, me ol fruit.
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

S A D B O Y S
#19
Quote by SMH07
You 'avin' a fackin' Turkish san? I.O.T.M is a proper nawty fridge freezer.

You better fackin' Adam and Eve it.
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

S A D B O Y S
#22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBvBqUCeKY4

Funny cos Frodo sounds more Cockney than Pete
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I picked up my guitar this morning and started playing next thing i know i cant stop playing In the key of A, the first letter or her name, I ended up recording a whole song in A.


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I like women with balls.
#26
My Dad was born this day, Feb 3rd, 1939 in Hoxton I believe, and was very much so born to the sound of Bow Bells.
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.