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zomgguitarz1234
Everything you love sucks
Join date: Nov 2009
2,920 IQ
#82
upper middle aged ladies do have a habit of talking shit behind your back and being two faced assholes. Not all of themt hough.
DisarmGoliath
Disarms Goliaths
Join date: Dec 2008
1,391 IQ
#84
All I'm gonna say is, imagine your Team Leader is pregnant and hormonal and raging regularly... getting blamed for stuff you have little awareness of or impact on is one thing, and then her breaking down into tears as well because you won't stay over on your shift to do stuff for her, because you have plans... yeah.
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
treborillusion
UG Fanatic
Join date: May 2009
3,116 IQ
#85
I mis-read this thread title as
Shaving female co-workers...
Just now as I was feeling my stubble and reading that.
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AllJudasPriest
UG's Parrot
Join date: May 2007
14,522 IQ
#86
Quote by Shotgunmerc
Is it bad that I'm only just now finding out that you're female?
Not bad, sure you have more important things to contend with.

How'd you learn it?
due 07
haaan
Join date: Jun 2006
2,902 IQ
#87
Quote by zomgguitarz1234
upper middle aged ladies do have a habit of talking shit behind your back and being two faced assholes. Not all of themt hough.

everyone gossips and equal amount.
justinb904
Mother F***ing Engines
Join date: Dec 2007
455 IQ
#88
The women I work with are all pretty cool, granted there are very few women in the jet propulsion field
Warning: The above post may contain lethal levels of radiation, sharp objects and sexiness.
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CodeMonk
UG's Old Fart
Join date: Apr 2004
1,580 IQ
#90
Quote by CoreysMonster
What's a female coworker?

/programmer


Yup...Also for me...
/Programmer
/Engineer
/Network Technician
/Electronic Technician

(All former jobs)

Although one exception.
I dated a female Electronic Tech for several years.

I've never really had a problem with female co-workers.
Both sexes can be a PITA.

Quote by justinb904
The women I work with are all pretty cool, granted there are very few women in the jet propulsion field

You work are JPL I take it?
I was a tech there back in the 80's.
Nice place to work.
Last edited by CodeMonk at Feb 3, 2013,
AllJudasPriest
UG's Parrot
Join date: May 2007
14,522 IQ
#91
Quote by Shotgunmerc
Reading your posts in this thread and realizing your user title said Goddess
Must not be very feminine in posts I guess.

Also, does it change anything anyway?
Last edited by AllJudasPriest at Feb 3, 2013,
BrianFantana
UG's Reporter
Join date: Apr 2011
103 IQ
#92
My female co workers are pretty awesome ... If you know what I mean.
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crazysam23_Atax
Feuergesicht
Join date: Oct 2009
5,710 IQ
#93
Quote by BrianFantana
My female co workers are pretty awesome ... If you know what I mean.

You're not supposed to sleep with your hoes, you damn creepyass pimp!
JackWhiteIsButts
Hard Boyled
Join date: Mar 2008
278 IQ
#94
All the girls I work with now are chill. In the past I've worked with some less pleasant women.

Same thing can be said about my former male coworkers as well.
BrianFantana
UG's Reporter
Join date: Apr 2011
103 IQ
#95
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
You're not supposed to sleep with your hoes, you damn creepyass pimp!

Nope. I work at KVWN-TV, on Channel 4 Evening News. I just use Sex Panther cologne. It works 60% of the time, every time.
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Image is about having hot licks & rock star swag, not fancy amps.


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red_hot_chili18
Russian Circles.
Join date: Feb 2008
1,105 IQ
#96
Quote by gunsnroses#1
I have a lot of female coworkers, one of which is my boss. I F***INK HATE my job.


Umm.... What word were you trying to spell?
ErikLensherr
MGTOW
Join date: Jul 2011
1,630 IQ
#97
I read "female" and "suck ass" and thought this would be about something more interesting.
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DempseyPunk
go fly some kites
Join date: Jan 2009
1,175 IQ
#99
Quote by Todd Hart
All the female coworkers I have had were lazy, didn't do the job properly, and I was constantly having to cover for them.

this all day, except for one, and everyone called her a "bitch" or "hardass" just for actually pulling her own weight. She was a sweetheart too.
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cptcomet
Band
Join date: Feb 2008
648 IQ
#100
I work with predominently men and they're all cunts.
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slash_GNR666
Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!
Join date: Jun 2009
374 IQ
#101
I work with mostly all female co-workers and can't complain really.

Also one of my male co-workers is a-fucking-sleep behind me so he's a cunt
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red_hot_chili18
Russian Circles.
Join date: Feb 2008
1,105 IQ
#102
Quote by slash_GNR666
I work with mostly all female co-workers and can't complain really.

Also one of my male co-workers is a-fucking-sleep behind me so he's a cunt


Where do you work? I'm intrigued.
slash_GNR666
Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!
Join date: Jun 2009
374 IQ
#103
Quote by red_hot_chili18
Where do you work? I'm intrigued.


Manchester Hospital, Outpatients psychiatric
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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Thrashtastic15
socialist cuz bernie xd
Join date: Mar 2009
697 IQ
#104
I don't usually have issues with people. I'm friendly and chill. If that shit does go on I'm usually oblivious to it I suppose. I'm not a very good dude to complain about others to. I don't agree with them and generally probably look uncomfortable so most people have enough tact to quit it.

I worked in a headshop for a bit. That was the chillest job ever, I wish I could've stayed there forever.
red_hot_chili18
Russian Circles.
Join date: Feb 2008
1,105 IQ
#105
Quote by slash_GNR666
Manchester Hospital, Outpatients psychiatric


I also, work in a Hospital - I'm one of those annoying IT guys
slash_GNR666
Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!
Join date: Jun 2009
374 IQ
#106
Quote by red_hot_chili18
I also, work in a Hospital - I'm one of those annoying IT guys


Ha ha i'm just admin
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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Mephaphil
No empty frets.
Join date: Apr 2012
1,956 IQ
#107
Nurses. They work hard, the majority are female. They'll save your live.

Original, sexist point disproven.

Surely its just some people are lazy/wankers/nasty, some aren't, sometimes you might get groups of people together who are lazy or mean. I wouldn't then suggest that women are lazy because I worked with one who was, as I know many who work their arse off.

Having your mother agree with you doesn't mean that it's inherently right. if anything if she agrees with you then she's also making sweeping negative generalisations based on anecdotal evidence. Which is discriminatory.
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JohnnyGenzale
Bitter old sod
Join date: May 2008
292 IQ
#108
lol women with jobs
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
noisewall11
Registered User
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342 IQ
#109
Quote by Thrashtastic15
I worked in a headshop for a bit. That was the chillest job ever, I wish I could've stayed there forever.


I can't deny that i'm pretty jelly of that job... did you make alot there though??

Anyways, I work in a supermarket bakery, probably about 90% of my main coworkers of my department are women. As far as the rest of the store goes, there are a solid amount of guys..but we are definatly out numbered by women without a doubt.

Tbh, I feel like my male coworkers are worse, only because there are quite a few of them that can be total nozzles and will be the ones that try to get physical over stupid shit. And then again some of the women can be total bitches, so I'm just another wad that sees it both ways.

Now my department itself, it seems like everyone has alittle something to say about eachother when the other is not around once in a while. But this is really just the mentality here, it was the same in school..I've seen even the best of friends talk behind eachother's back sometimes. I don't have too many complaints about anyone, we all have our vices.. one guy skips certain tasks, makes a total mess and throws hissy fits like a little girl(literally) about things that aren't even worth it. One lady is pushing 70 and is pretty small, so she needs help with alot of the physical work and can only work when it's lighter outside because she "can't see the lines on the road when it's dark". I've had either gender piss me off or get snippy with me on various occasions so, yeah I definatly say it goes both ways once again..
eGraham
Rattle That Lock
Join date: Oct 2008
1,539 IQ
#110
Here's my general idea of coworkers. Keep in mind that my view is heavily skewed via ~4 years in retail.

So, down to the nitty gritty. There are three types of people:

1) Those who are bitches because they want to stay strict and try to get ahead in the company. My least favorite type in retail. It's ****ing retail. The only time I "move up" is when my name moves on the printed schedule.

2) Those who are bitches because they feel some authority over lesser-ranked employees or customers because of a title. My former-manager was this. He was somehow promoted to district manager.

3) Those who aren't bitches, but don't care at all about their jobs and in turn cause persons 1 and 2 to become more bitchy.


All that being said, my only two job experiences outside of retail were absolutely wonderful. When I worked as ISO over the summer, the guys and gals I worked with were great, and so was the atmosphere.

Retail is a soul-sucking and life-draining hellhole of existence.
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Last edited by eGraham at Feb 5, 2013,
macashmack
Maskcashmack
Join date: May 2011
3,359 IQ
#111
Every single job that i have ever had, there was not one female who did a job that a male didn't do better, and there were no women doing jobs that a male could do better if there was a man doing it.

Basically, men are better than women in every respect except one. If you deny it then you hate freedom.
burghUK
Registered User
Join date: Jan 2011
162 IQ
#112
I'm the only fella in a sea of about 20 women at my workplace. They are bitches , plain and simple. Two faced cows who are so nice to each others faces but can't wait for a break to start bitching about each other behind their backs. While they might be good for a bit of gossip you couldn't take a shite in the workplace before it was the hot topic for the day , can't keep anything from those wenches.

To add to that when they are unhappy they need to let the world know , they can't just get on it with it.

They are supposed to be tidier than men but they always leave things at their arse and expect someone else to pick up the pieces.

and why on earth do they care so much about who their best friend or ex is sleeping with?
Last edited by burghUK at Feb 5, 2013,
macashmack
Maskcashmack
Join date: May 2011
3,359 IQ
#113
Quote by burghUK
I'm the only fella in a sea of about 20 women at my workplace. They are bitches , plain and simple. Two faced cows who are so nice to each other but can't wait for a break to start bitching about each other. While they might be good for a bit of gossip you couldn't take a shite in the workplace before it was the hot topic for the day , can't keep anything from those wenches.

and why on earth do they care so much about who their best friend or ex is sleeping with?

Women are inferior. They have always been the inferior sex and they hate to admit it, so they have to take it out in passive aggressiveness and two faced-ness.
Of course, there are a few exceptions, but this is the rule.
If you deny it then you hate freedom
desperatechris
Banned
Join date: Sep 2009
719 IQ
#114
Quote by macashmack
Every single job that i have ever had, there was not one female who did a job that a male didn't do better, and there were no women doing jobs that a male could do better if there was a man doing it.

Basically, men are better than women in every respect except one. If you deny it then you hate freedom.


I guess if the job was either cleaning, cooking or complaining about the pain of childbirth they would be better
Philip_pepper
Banned
Join date: Apr 2008
4,955 IQ
#115
Quote by macashmack
Women are inferior. They have always been the inferior sex and they hate to admit it, so they have to take it out in passive aggressiveness and two faced-ness.
Of course, there are a few exceptions, but this is the rule.
If you deny it then you hate freedom


Women may or may not be the inferior sex, but one should never underestimate them.
Thrashtastic15
socialist cuz bernie xd
Join date: Mar 2009
697 IQ
#116
Quote by noisewall11
I can't deny that i'm pretty jelly of that job... did you make alot there though??

Of course not. But it was very close to my parents house so I could walk there rather than drive, everyone was super chill along with the general vibe, and I learned tons of sweet little tips that I've taken to heart. We could take turns supplying the soundtrack for the shift as well, which was rad.
S4mW123
Registered User
Join date: Sep 2009
10 IQ
#117
I worked with a few females,

One is now my girlfriend and another is a pretty good friend, got on well with all the females while I was there though

Actually, except one, who was so awful at her job I refused to speak to her
Goth JR
Registered User
Join date: Jan 2010
173 IQ
#118
Quote by Philip_pepper
I have come to this conclusion.

I have worked in a few places and I noticed generally, that the more women there are in the workplace, the worse the atmosphere.

Where I was first there were about 5 older girls and it was a nightmare. Talking behind my back, trying to get me fired, rude, bitchy, etc.

When I worked with fewer female coworkers it was actually much better. I'm not saying they are all bad, but the more there are, the higher the chance of them ganging up with each other.

Anyway, that was my theory but I thought I had just been unlucky, until I talked to some other female friends of mine...

They generally felt the same. The more females they worked with the more they hated their job. I always thought my view was a but sexist but I was relieved that they felt the same way. I mentioned this to my mom and she also agreed with me.

So Pit, what's your take on this?

Agreed. I work in a nursing home and there are plenty of women. Fuking brutal.
Some have friends....

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Dreadnought
Oceanic Mountainman
Join date: Sep 2002
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#119
When I was a waiter, the women were generally better servers.
But we little know until tried how much of the uncontrollable there is in us, urging across glaciers and torrents, and up dangerous heights, let the judgment forbid as it may.
Jack Off Jill
Is Voting MakinLattes.
Join date: Mar 2007
630 IQ
#120
I work in a glass plant. Only two women work on the floor. One of them sucked, but that's because she was an idiot. The males who worked with her are idiots too, though. Ty spent a lot of time screwing stuff up because they were too busy looking at her ass and hitting on her. She spent a lot of time drawing instead of working, and couldn't lift the same amount of weight the rest of us can.

The other woman is awesome because she brings cookies and doughnuts. There's two guys who bring cookies, too. They are equally awesome.
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