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#41
Quote by dudetheman
Today I got stuck with these two females for two hours (go ahead Pit, I expect it), one being my friend's girlfriend and the other being a friend of hers.

Now, my friend's girlfriend is...alright. I don't mind her, I deal with her, because I have to. I like spending time with my friend, so I have to spend time with her. That's just how it is.

She's one of those folks who has nothing to talk about besides the lives and doings of other people. "Blank Blank is the biggest ***** in the city!" "I heard blank got blank pregnant and doesn't want her to keep it!" "Everybody says he cheated on her with whoever, etc."

Constantly. I have to hear this shit spray out of her mouth every minute of every hour that I spend with them. It's ridiculous, and I can't stand it. I had to listen to it for 2 hours today, staring mindlessly at the TV, trying as hard as possible to pretend I couldn't even hear it, for fear of t-totally losing my shit and going off on both of them.

What is wrong with people like this? Do they just have nothing interesting to say? Do they have nothing better to do? Is it the media? What the fuck?

I hope someone else shares my frustration here.


/rage.


First of all, no, there is nothing wrong with you, people like that are ****ing obnoxious.

Second, you need to understand something when dealing with men and women.

Let's cut out all the mars and venus bullshit. Men and women can be understood by examining their fantasies.

Men's fantasies are based on Hedonism. They want the fastest car, the most women, the most money, whatever. They want these things because they want them, They see themselves hanging out with rockstars, screwing 30 women at a time on a 500 foot yacht. These are not competitive, if you have two guys who actually mange to run out of wants and they meet each other, they will swap stuff and race on weekends.

Women's fantasies are based on revenge. They want the fastest car, the hottest guy, the biggest house, etc. But the reasons are a little darker. They want the huge house to show to their friends so hey feel more powerful or successful.

They are competitive on a level that men never could be. You will never see two guys fighting over a woman neither one wants, women do that all the time. I've actually used that to get two women into bed. Both of them insisted they gave a better blowjob. The sad part is neither one actually wanted me. The great part was I was cool with that.

The point is, those women talking shit about everyone is pretty normal, some women just have enough sense to confine it to people who are not going to get irritated by that crap.
#42
Quote by seabear70
First of all, no, there is nothing wrong with you, people like that are ****ing obnoxious.

Second, you need to understand something when dealing with men and women.

Let's cut out all the mars and venus bullshit. Men and women can be understood by examining their fantasies.

Men's fantasies are based on Hedonism. They want the fastest car, the most women, the most money, whatever. They want these things because they want them, They see themselves hanging out with rockstars, screwing 30 women at a time on a 500 foot yacht. These are not competitive, if you have two guys who actually mange to run out of wants and they meet each other, they will swap stuff and race on weekends.


I don't want any of these things. You're just an idiot.
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#43
Quote by ChucklesMginty
Maybe you're gay.


If he were gay, he would love that kind of juicy gossip. In fact, he would have probably have more dirt on just about everybody than either of those two bitches have.
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#44
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But it wouldn't have been funny if you said it, that'd be too obvious.

I need to find a different shtick.

Last edited by CoreysMonster at Feb 4, 2013,
#45
Not all girls are like that...
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#46
Quote by GodofCheesecake
My roommate has a similar girlfriend who now unfortunately lives with us. She's constantly bad tempered and complains about pretty much everything. She depends entirely on him to feed her and if he doesn't respond immediately to her demands she gets angry at him. I constantly have to listen to "Richard, I'm hungry" "well what do you want to eat" "I don't know" "well how about [insert kind of food here]?" "No." [Repeat for half an hour]. And on top of all of that, she has no hobbies. She sits around playing gameboy or going on reddit or watching shitty things on netflix, and she never helps us clean up anything, including messes she generates.

So yeah, that can be frustrating.

Fuck. That. Shit.
#47
I hate it too. Put up with it and women will spend more time with you
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#48
Quote by dudetheman
That's why. Most girls I try to date, or be around, or whatever, end up doing this, and I can't stand it. It takes everything I have to be able to force myself to tolerate it, let alone enjoy it, look forward to it.

As weird as it is to believe, there actually are girls out there who don't gossip all the time. Start avoiding people who gossip. You'll find a girl who doesn't think it's her business to talk about anybody and everybody behind their back.

Trust me, man. My girl never discusses other people like that. (Hell, she hates talking about others in anything besides a positive light.) Honestly, that's part of what makes her so attractive, her wonderful personality.

So, girls who don't gossip do exist.
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#49
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#50
It's hard for me to get along with most people. Surprisingly few of them manage to strike the balance between being boring and batshit fucking insane.

Having said that, I would generally advise against generalising people based on their gender. You can't assume that a few individuals accurately represent the behaviour of half the earth's population.

Not all women are like that, although some of them definitely are. Some men are like that too. You're not sexist for disliking a certain type of person.
Last edited by sashki at Feb 4, 2013,
#51
Quote by seabear70
First of all, no, there is nothing wrong with you, people like that are ****ing obnoxious.

Second, you need to understand something when dealing with men and women.

Let's cut out all the mars and venus bullshit. Men and women can be understood by examining their fantasies.

Men's fantasies are based on Hedonism. They want the fastest car, the most women, the most money, whatever. They want these things because they want them, They see themselves hanging out with rockstars, screwing 30 women at a time on a 500 foot yacht. These are not competitive, if you have two guys who actually mange to run out of wants and they meet each other, they will swap stuff and race on weekends.

Women's fantasies are based on revenge. They want the fastest car, the hottest guy, the biggest house, etc. But the reasons are a little darker. They want the huge house to show to their friends so hey feel more powerful or successful.

They are competitive on a level that men never could be. You will never see two guys fighting over a woman neither one wants, women do that all the time. I've actually used that to get two women into bed. Both of them insisted they gave a better blowjob. The sad part is neither one actually wanted me. The great part was I was cool with that.

The point is, those women talking shit about everyone is pretty normal, some women just have enough sense to confine it to people who are not going to get irritated by that crap.

This. Anyone who disagree's is just being purposely ignorant.
#52
Quote by macashmack
This. Anyone who disagree's is just being purposely ignorant.


Or just not a part of that terrible stereotype?
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#53
Quote by macashmack
This. Anyone who disagree's is just being purposely ignorant.

I hope that you're kidding. Seabear's post was unfounded psuedo-intellectual bullshit.
#54
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I hope that you're kidding. Seabear's post was unfounded psuedo-intellectual bullshit.

You're hope may be true.
OR MAYBE IT ISN'T
#55
I have a friend who constantly bitches and moans and has a strop but she has a really nice arse, so


Tell them to shut up
like
"You're being annoying, here is why: "
They'll either feel silly and stop talking, or get angry at you and stop talking
(:
It's pretty easy to just ignore it, though, and if you think it isn't just remind yourself that we're all a bit like that. I mean, you just made a thread based on the kind of behavior you were complaining about. It's only irritating if you allow it to irritate you.
#56
Quote by macashmack
You're hope may be true.
OR MAYBE IT ISN'T


what does this even mean?
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#57
Quote by KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT
I have a friend who constantly bitches and moans and has a strop but she has a really nice arse, so


Tell them to shut up
like
"You're being annoying, here is why: "
They'll either feel silly and stop talking, or get angry at you and stop talking
(:
It's pretty easy to just ignore it, though, and if you think it isn't just remind yourself that we're all a bit like that. I mean, you just made a thread based on the kind of behavior you were complaining about. It's only irritating if you allow it to irritate you.


Probably this. By listening (or appearing to) you are being co-dependent. Unless she keeps talking even when no-one else is in the room.

Obviously you can't tell her to shut up if she's your bf's gf but just think, if she talks about everyone else, I wonder what she says about you when you're not around. I doubt anyone is special in her book and gets a free pass from her opinion.

Narcissistic, perhaps, its only a stones throw away? Those are the ones you watch out for.
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