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#43
Go Mayslash!

Make Edmodo's life short and painful. BLOOOOOOOOOOOOD
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#44
99% inclined to think this story is a load of crap.

Go up to your mother, filming with a hidden camera, and say something like, "hey remember when my friend was wanking in the kitchen?". Post the video of her response in the thread then maybe people won't think this is complete bullshit.
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#46
Edmodo is the Milhouse of UG

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Totally awesome, I love you.

Have my children.

#47
Quote by edmodo23
But it's my OWN face!!! I should have the right to use it. Come at me brah


That's you? You're an unfortunate looking bastard.
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I picked up my guitar this morning and started playing next thing i know i cant stop playing In the key of A, the first letter or her name, I ended up recording a whole song in A.


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I like women with balls.
#50
How can someone mooch off of you if you're living with your mom
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wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
#53
That's what we're doing.
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my mom and i went to a furry con and on the second day she said she didn't come and pay money to go see dumb shit.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#54
TS, after finding out what you look like from that gif, I'm not surprised your fat bassist took over your house and wanked in your kitchen.
#55
ahaha!
what is it about fat bass players??
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One time I watched a dog lick his own dick for twenty minutes.

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No.


Well, technically it could be done, but only in the same way that you could change a cat into a hamburger. It's an unpleasant process, and nobody is happy with the result.
#56
Quote by Wiegenlied
How can someone mooch off of you if you're living with your mom

I assume the guy is really mooching off of his mom.
#58
Is that gladiator thread thing happening yet? I'd love to see edmodo vs. mayslash because people seem to have mixed opinions on who starts worse threads.
Voted UG User of the Year 2015 & 2016
#59
Quote by lncognito
Hm... how could that possibly be arranged?

Mods, will you be willing to make an exception to the "release from ban afterwards"-rule in the Gladiator pit if these two battle?

I'd be willing to allow it if the other mods did, and if mayslash wins I'd ban him as well anyway.
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#61
WOW TS this doesn't AT ALL seem like bullshit!
She was born in 1898 in a barn. She died on the thirty-seventh floor of a skyscraper. She's an astronaut.



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Doesn't at all surprise me why so many people here tend to think you're a douche
#62
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Sadly this is Ultimate-guitar, not Simple-guitar. We can't help you.


#63
I lol'd though you're probably full of shit
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Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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#64


What I find the funniest is how goddamn descriptive you were with the ejaculation scene. We all know where your mind is fixated.


And if the story really is bullshit, than that makes it a sexual fantasy.
#66
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
I assume the guy is really mooching off of his mom.

We've all been mooching off TS's mom a little bit, if you know what I mean
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wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
#67
Good one...
I Lolled!
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#68
Quote by ErikLensherr
I have a sneaking suspicion your stories aren't 100% factual.


Me too...this exact scenario happened in the american pie 6, only the dude blasted his grandma with his money shot when she walked in
I'm not saying not to trust the internet, but there's an alarming discrepancy between the number of iPads I've won & the number of iPads I own.
#70
Quote by DisarmGoliath
I'd be willing to allow it if the other mods did, and if mayslash wins I'd ban him as well anyway.


Leave Mayslash alone
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#72
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Leave Mayslash alone



Great story TS
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#73
^
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
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I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
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Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#76
Quote by Telecaster7
First, make a thread challenging Mayslash to a fight, then MAKE A POLL IN THE THREAD.

The last part is important.

I don't want to get banned though..

AND I just filmed a new movie where I smash a broken tape player!
#79
Quote by Twofly
Me too...this exact scenario happened in the american pie 6, only the dude blasted his grandma with his money shot when she walked in

The most unbelievable part of this thread is that there are SIX American Pie movies

idonteven
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
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