CaptainCanti
love nectar
Join date: Oct 2012
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#1
Where Betty White learned kung-fu, and was trying to kill me. So she was like chasing me down the street, and then I ran into my house and locked the door. Then I opened the door to look outside to see if she was still there, and she kicked me into kung-fu oblivion.
¯\_()_/¯
necrosis1193
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Join date: Oct 2008
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#2
Why didn't Abe Vigoda protect you

Edit: v Why didn't he protect you either
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MinterMan22
only smells
Join date: Nov 2007
763 IQ
#3
i had a nightmare where my penis grew to such a size that is was bigger than me then detached itself from my body and started to have its way with the hole that was left in between my legs once it separated.
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Androidjoey
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Join date: Oct 2011
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#4
Quote by CaptainCanti
Where Betty White learned kung-fu, and was trying to kill me. So she was like chasing me down the street, and then I ran into my house and locked the door. Then I opened the door to look outside to see if she was still there, and she kicked me into kung-fu oblivion.

You just made my day
Joshua Garcia
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Join date: Jun 2009
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#5
I don't always have nightmares, but when I do, I dream of getting scolded by a teacher for being late.

Stay in school, my friends.
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mystical_1
Doomed
Join date: Jul 2008
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#6
Betty is just a facet of your own personality that you don't like about yourself. Travelling (running) means that you are either trying to get rid of this bad quality or want to. Her (you) getting caught and beat up means its something you can't run from, and something you feel helpless to change.

That's an easy one to interpret. Is it spot on?

I once head stomped someone on the corner of some stairs that was chasing me in my dream. It was a dream I had the second day I quit smoking.
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ali.guitarkid7
Gets Easier
Join date: Oct 2009
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#7
The last nightmare I had I was being chased by some serial killer through some abandoned place. For some reason I wasn't terrified, I was just like "ugh, here we go".
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I actually feel sorry for him, like seriously, get help
CaptainCanti
love nectar
Join date: Oct 2012
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#8
Quote by mystical_1
Betty is just a facet of your own personality that you don't like about yourself. Travelling (running) means that you are either trying to get rid of this bad quality or want to. Her (you) getting caught and beat up means its something you can't run from, and something you feel helpless to change.


Doubt it man, Betty White is probably just out to get me.
¯\_()_/¯
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Dirigo
Join date: Nov 2010
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#9
I once had a dream I was in a crane with my uncle and we were shooting zombies from the top of it that came out of the treeline. Then I killed a plant zombie wth liquid THC and my barn burned down, I passed a community chili dinner that was elevated as to not let the zimbahs get these people while they eat chili, got home, camera fade from first to third person and I get eaten by a zombie.

Who is this Abe Vigoda and why didnt he protect me?
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Rebel Scum
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#10
Is this a nightmare confession thread? I've too many...
mystical_1
Doomed
Join date: Jul 2008
336 IQ
#11
Travelling can also mean you have a decision to make. Like whether or not to date someone, move somewhere else, etc...

"Supposedly" you can determine if its a good or bad decision by your dream. If you are travelling across a bridge in your dream (or running from Betty White) if the bridge collapses around you, or you fall and its not enjoyable, it means your subconscious is telling you not to do whatever you are contemplating. If the trip goes well and you get away from Betty, than its something you feel comfortable with and should do.

Usually these things are pretty accurate. Used to read about it when that shit interested me.

Edit: "To see or cook chili in your dream is unlucky. It means will see others obtain the object for which you have been striving for. If you ate chili in your dream, you are getting to the heart of a matter that has been troubling you."

Edit: "To dream of zombies means that you are afraid everything you know for sure could be sucked out of you in an instant. The threat of zombies is a slow one, so whatever you feel could be threatening you is something you could get away from if you really wanted to, but that you also have to be vigilant against the threat coming back."
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Last edited by mystical_1 at Feb 6, 2013,
slash_GNR666
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Join date: Jun 2009
374 IQ
#12
Quote by CaptainCanti
Where Betty White learned kung-fu, and was trying to kill me. So she was like chasing me down the street, and then I ran into my house and locked the door. Then I opened the door to look outside to see if she was still there, and she kicked me into kung-fu oblivion.


Well aren't you just a dumb fuck
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ProphetToJables
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Join date: Dec 2008
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#13
Why do dreasm always have to be interpereted sublevel interpretation. Why can't your brain just be like "right tonight you are seeming some SHIT!"
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rocknroll93
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#14
last night I dreamt that Charlie Sheen was trying to have sex with me and he had a mangina.
weird as ****.
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Well, technically it could be done, but only in the same way that you could change a cat into a hamburger. It's an unpleasant process, and nobody is happy with the result.
progdude93
Banned
Join date: Dec 2012
380 IQ
#15
Nah, Betty White obviously represents age. I mean, have you SEEN her lately. She looks like she was put through the washer, then the dryer, then sat on and put in a laundry basket for so long that someone forgot to iron her.
nosuchmanasmole
F**k 11 my amp goes to 13
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#16
easy - you want to kill your father and **** your mother, thanks freud
rolandroi
it is known
Join date: Nov 2012
1,244 IQ
#17
I had a weird dream. Me and my girlfriend were running in an endless desert and we saw a cool oasis. Unfortunately, i woke up even before we get close to it.
The weird part is...


i don't have a girlfriend. LOL
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jrcsgtpeppers
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Join date: Feb 2009
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#18
I have dreams where I'm in rooms loaded with chicks, dreams where I'm flying over the earth and its been taken over by aliens and I fight alien spaceships with my hands, and dreams where I'm looking up at the sky and see UFOs fly across the sky and I have to teleport away and then the UFOs rip a bunch of black holes amd chunks of sun fly out of worm holes and we all kinda get blown up. Then iv had dreams where I'm in a room of black and I'm being pulled by gravity and I jump in the pool that takes me down into a river of blackness and it pulls me up and around fire and flames and I see this giant dragon monster whose like the devil or something and I have to jump across lava to get to him and I turned into rayquaza and blasted a beam thru this underwater cavern and blew shit up and I saved all the pokemon.