#1
I'll go first.

Metallica - Judas Kiss
"So what now, where do i head?! ("So what now, where go I (HEARGH)

Trivium - Black
"Decomposing in this worthless Jew" (Tomb)

Shinedown - Enemies
"You're like a murdering bear, You're all the hate that we share

("You're like the burden we bear")

(Some lyrics sites got that one wrong too)
#2
"Hahahahaha you listen to shinedown?"

-Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix (the real lyrics are, "excuse me while I kiss this guy.")
Last edited by blake1221 at Feb 6, 2013,
#3
Quote by blake1221
Hahahahaha you listen to shinedown?

-Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix (the real lyrics are, "excuse me while I kiss this guy.")


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#4
New Found Glory - All downhill from here -
"I figured you were acting out your part"
Pikachu erecting out your butt.
Silverburst
#5
My Bloody Valentine. wooo wooo ooh wooo ahhh wooo ... every song. New album rules!
#7
"Give me fuel, give me fire, give me jabadarizre!"
MY METALZ YOUTUBE CHANNEL

Quote by angusfan16
Okay UG where's my refund and free xbox. I need It for my 80 yr old grandma. She needs a new flower pot
#8
There's a bathroom to the right - Bad Moon Rising - CCR
(Bad moon on the rise)
#10
Tom Waits-"Rosie"
"Lizzy O' Duncan...on a midnight spree"
(Lazy old tomcat, on a midnight spree)
#13
The Verve Pipe - "The Freshman"
Original Lyrics: "When I was young I knew everything, And she a punk who rarely ever took advice"

What I heard: "When I was young I knew everything, Chia Punkarelli never took advice"


Me as a kid hearing this song for the first time: "Chia who? ...must be some Italian kid with issues"
#14
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Chop Suey - System of a Down
SNSD
#17
Fylingdale Flyer - Jethro Tull

Actual lyrics: "They checked the systems through and they read a-ok"
Freudian mishearing: "They checked the systems through and they ran anal play"
REGGIE
#18
This ain't a scene it's a God damned arms race

sounds like

This ain't a scene it's a God damned arse race

Fall Out Boy
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#20
More then a feeling- Boston

Actually: "More then a feeeeling"

What I heard: "Morgan Freeeman"

LMAO
#22
Quote by sloppyjoe24




That is awesome. Even though I recognize enough of the Latin words, it still fooled me.

Quote by DukeDeRox
Blinded by the light: "Revved up like a douche"

And this so much.
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LET'S GO BUCKS
#23
Quote by DukeDeRox
Blinded by the light: "Revved up like a douche"

Damnit!! I came to this thread to post this one. I'm convinced he knows he's sayin' douche.