SonicJakTheSack
Registered User
Join date: May 2012
49 IQ
#1
I'll go first.

Metallica - Judas Kiss
"So what now, where do i head?! ("So what now, where go I (HEARGH)

Trivium - Black
"Decomposing in this worthless Jew" (Tomb)

Shinedown - Enemies
"You're like a murdering bear, You're all the hate that we share

("You're like the burden we bear")

(Some lyrics sites got that one wrong too)
blake1221
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Join date: Oct 2007
711 IQ
#2
"Hahahahaha you listen to shinedown?"

-Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix (the real lyrics are, "excuse me while I kiss this guy.")
Last edited by blake1221 at Feb 6, 2013,
Vauxite
Oliver.
Join date: Apr 2006
6,364 IQ
#3
Quote by blake1221
Hahahahaha you listen to shinedown?

-Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix (the real lyrics are, "excuse me while I kiss this guy.")


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Insanity ninja
UG's resident potwash.
Join date: Sep 2009
925 IQ
#4
New Found Glory - All downhill from here -
"I figured you were acting out your part"
Pikachu erecting out your butt.
Silverburst
shoegazer'
Still Haven't Found
Join date: Feb 2012
168 IQ
#5
My Bloody Valentine. wooo wooo ooh wooo ahhh wooo ... every song. New album rules!
leony03
UG's Lord of Timey Wimey
Join date: Jan 2006
3,503 IQ
#7
"Give me fuel, give me fire, give me jabadarizre!"
MY METALZ YOUTUBE CHANNEL

Quote by angusfan16
Okay UG where's my refund and free xbox. I need It for my 80 yr old grandma. She needs a new flower pot
clegtr
Let me think...
Join date: Aug 2012
282 IQ
#8
There's a bathroom to the right - Bad Moon Rising - CCR
(Bad moon on the rise)
noisewall11
Registered User
Join date: Sep 2010
342 IQ
#10
Tom Waits-"Rosie"
"Lizzy O' Duncan...on a midnight spree"
(Lazy old tomcat, on a midnight spree)
LightxGrenade
Registered User
Join date: Jan 2008
1,139 IQ
#13
The Verve Pipe - "The Freshman"
Original Lyrics: "When I was young I knew everything, And she a punk who rarely ever took advice"

What I heard: "When I was young I knew everything, Chia Punkarelli never took advice"


Me as a kid hearing this song for the first time: "Chia who? ...must be some Italian kid with issues"
'Merican
Assmilk
Join date: May 2010
304 IQ
#14
WAKE UP
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Chop Suey - System of a Down
SNSD
Scratcher17
Registered User
Join date: Apr 2011
124 IQ
#15
"Homer Simpson couldn't fly" ("Who was sent to glorify") - Pinball Map - In Flames
LeakyFlask
onaarq
Join date: Feb 2011
674 IQ
#17
Fylingdale Flyer - Jethro Tull

Actual lyrics: "They checked the systems through and they read a-ok"
Freudian mishearing: "They checked the systems through and they ran anal play"
REGGIE
treborillusion
UG Fanatic
Join date: May 2009
3,116 IQ
#18
This ain't a scene it's a God damned arms race

sounds like

This ain't a scene it's a God damned arse race

Fall Out Boy
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
lefty-guitar
Big Olivia Wilde Fan
Join date: Mar 2004
19 IQ
#20
More then a feeling- Boston

Actually: "More then a feeeeling"

What I heard: "Morgan Freeeman"

LMAO
AeroRocker
I'm too old for this ****
Join date: Oct 2007
1,019 IQ
#22
Quote by sloppyjoe24




That is awesome. Even though I recognize enough of the Latin words, it still fooled me.

Quote by DukeDeRox
Blinded by the light: "Revved up like a douche"

And this so much.
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LET'S GO BUCKS
lucky1978
Blues Kazooist
Join date: May 2008
920 IQ
#23
Quote by DukeDeRox
Blinded by the light: "Revved up like a douche"

Damnit!! I came to this thread to post this one. I'm convinced he knows he's sayin' douche.