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Registered User
Join date: Dec 2010
51 IQ
Double Bacon Cheeseburger, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion Ring with beer cheese sauce inside the Ring, on a hot Pretzel bun. Oh and a blunt.

Or just a big ol' plate of penis.

Get them to love you, while they may depending on your words and wealth, the only one who's really judging you is yourself, nobody else.

Any and all posts by this user are fictional and for entertainment purposes only
Goth JR
Registered User
Join date: Jan 2010
30 IQ
Human flesh
Some have friends....

... others have guitars....

Hey, it's uhh... 4:20....

Thought you'd like to know is all.

I am not here to make you laugh, I'm here to make you horny.
yr bird.
Join date: Sep 2004
40 IQ
Quote by supersac
it is

my dad has a stach left over when his grandfather used to make tequila
before he passed away he made the best he possibly could and gave some to my father
it is the best ive ever drank
he told me when i became a man ill get my own bottle(ive yet to receive this bottle btw)

wow, that's a really touching story, man.

you don't usually hear that kind of story around here.
go fly some kites
Join date: Jan 2009
184 IQ
Appetizer: spicy calamari
Main Course: Spicy/blackened jambalaya with extra shrimp, all you can eat
Drink: Blantons single barrel bourbon
Dessert: Strawberry shortcake a la mode
Smoke: a nice earthy cigar, preferably one I have yet to try
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Quote by dudetheman
Dude, your fucking sig creeps me out.

Quote by Kosh H
I just noticed his sig too...I feel uncomfortable now...

Quote by WantsLesPaul
Your sig killed my boner _

growing out of the snake
Join date: Feb 2008
50 IQ
All you can eat buffet. My meal isn't over until I say it is.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -

Life goes by?
Quote by Hydra150
There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
UG Newbie
Join date: Jan 2008
10 IQ
Like the worst spiciest mexican food with like DDDD grade meat and then some really raunchy ****in' curry tandoori whatever the **** indian food so that when I'd die, I'd ****in' void my ****in' bowels all over the ****in' place and the whole floor would be just mucked and it would be the grossest thing ever. Also, I'd try and get cholera or something so that whoever cleans my shit up gets it and dies by ****ing shitting themselves for a few weeks before they shrivel up.

Also, I'd probably throw in some really old oysters that have been sitting in the sun for ****ing hours and some random raw fish. Oh, also I'd have some eggs, lots and lots of eggs. So much eggs that the sulfur coming out of my ass will burn the skin right off their ****ing faces.

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