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Pretty much all of the above.
I've done other things that I won't disclose. I am quite sure every male does these things.
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
what a good thread idea
R.I.P. M.C.A.
Tweet at me bro
lushacrous loves you
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Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
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that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

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Yeah...on free balloon day
It's a process, not an event.
i jaywalk like a bowse, all the time. i like to dabble with the devils lettuce, used to drink under age, im pretty badass. never stolen anything or done anything wild like that, im a bit of a puss like that So you can make fun of my taste in music
Youtube So you can make fun of my videos
I've gone 43 in a 40 zone before. And I remove my flash drive before the computer says it's safe to do so. And then, this one time, I even said a bad word. F*** the police.
Weed and drinking.
Had sex when i was under age.

Nothing special.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou

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Narcotics, narcotics, narcotics...
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I've stolen chocolate bars and whipped cream.
Spray painted a large dick on the side of my middle school.
Weed and drinking.

The dick was ****ing hilarious, stayed up for about a week.
I realize you didn't mean this as a play on words, but it's quite humorous nonetheless.
They say the old woman's got the wisdom
'Cause she couldn't read the clock anymore
She said "The numbers don't represent the moments"
Says she don't see what all the ticking's for
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Yesterday I drove 55 in a 50 KM/h zone.

Need fashion advice?

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I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

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i love you more than words can express jean.

I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
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The dick was ****ing hilarious, stayed up for about a week.

I hope it visitied a physician
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
Doing drugs, selling drugs, underage drinking, shoplifting, internet piracy, driving under the influence, skipping school, uhhh I think that covers it. Pretty standard shit I guess.
Oh man I'm HxC. This one time I was driving, and I lost a little bit of attention, and ACCIDENTLY (mind you) went a whole !2 MPH! over the speed limit. Needless to say once I caught my error I immediately notified the local police department. $500 fine and a year in jail. Crime doesn't pay people.
One of my favorite stories is this time my buddy and I stole a case of six-packs. They were unloading them off the truck, so we had to be precise with our timing and execution. It was like a video game. A good rush and the beer tasted that much better.
It's a process, not an event.
Underage drinking, coke, weed, speeding, slept with someone who was 15, the normal really.
Yamaha Pacifica 112j
Marshall JCM 100DSL
Custom 2x12 G12H Extension Cab

vandalism, drugs

EDIT: breaking and entering, piracy, underage drinking
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
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Mostly just minor things like trespassing and the occasional illegal download (most of which I don't feel bad about but there are a few I do want to pay for later on).

LGBT community and supporters, the same way you have the right to voice your opinion on acceptance of gay marriage, Chick Fil-A has a right to voice their beliefs as well. That's what makes America so great. Freedom of expression. Don't be assholes and boycott/degrade their business and customers who patronize the locations. They make some damn good chicken!
Most of the important things

in the world have been accomplished

by people who have kept on

trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
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