Poll: Family reunion.
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View poll results: Family reunion.
thats perfectly normal
0 0%
you did the right thing
0 0%
you damn tosser you should of cleaned up after your self
2 67%
i feel your pain
1 33%
Voters: 3.
lordscrototurd
Banned
Join date: Feb 2013
11 IQ
#1
So at my family's house for a get together and let me tell you the food was stellar but then something unforgettabley horrific happened so i'm sitting at the table when i feel something paw at my legs afraid of what it might be i refused to get up then it started to climb my legs and reach for my trouser snake i was getting quite nervous i let out a fear fart but to my bewilderment it was a mystic shart just when i thought it might be over then the furry beast (our cat colonial meowmentins) jumped on top of my flaccid friend and started to need my crystal balls like a spool of yarn my trouser snake rose in a intense furry and spurt i let out a wail and my face was as wide as a galactic hole my family rose in express surprise i tried to pass it off as a scroto spasm but just as i thought they started to believe my liquid mojo started to trickle down my legs and pool at my feet colonial meowmentins started to lick it up and hiss in a furnishing way the family toke note and rose from their seats to see what was up only to find a pool of my holy goo at my feet unable to explain i ran out of the house to gather my thoughts finally releasing my thoughts by following @imgliverd on twiter
Joshua Garcia
Joshole
Join date: Jun 2009
5,717 IQ
#2
I'm not going to follow, but... I have no idea what I just read....


......No seriously... what did I just read?
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snipelfritz
Senior Fun Correspondent
Join date: May 2006
1,554 IQ
#3
sounds like you released more than your thoughts...

so yeah, I doubt this thread will be around very long. In fact, I suspect it will be locked before I post this.
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lordscrototurd
Banned
Join date: Feb 2013
11 IQ
#7
Quote by Joshua Garcia
I'm not going to follow, but... I have no idea what I just read....


......No seriously... what did I just read?

the events of last tuesdays family Reunion.
manualex
Registered User
Join date: Mar 2012
180 IQ
#8
Quote by VillainousLatin
que?


...so

Get it? Queso!?!?!
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lordscrototurd
Banned
Join date: Feb 2013
11 IQ
#9
Quote by manualex
...so

Get it? Queso!?!?!

I thought that might of been what he was eluding too.
bastards
Dirigo
Join date: Nov 2010
652 IQ
#11
No, you monkey man.
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Rawshik
Homophobic Racist
Join date: Oct 2010
2,276 IQ
#13
Don't mind me.

For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
kcmoon5150
UG's Kris
Join date: Oct 2012
2,726 IQ
#14
So a cat touched your balls... You soiled your trousers... And then you creamed?


I just re-read this and lost my shit
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Last edited by kcmoon5150 at Feb 12, 2013,
Saint78
julian wells
Join date: May 2009
1,760 IQ
#15
Quote by Rawshik
Don't mind me.



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lordscrototurd
Banned
Join date: Feb 2013
11 IQ
#16
Quote by DeadlyIllness
You wouldn't have that problem if you didn't jerk off at the dinner table.

how else was my trouser snake suppose to defend his territory?
ryan_nadon
ass brain
Join date: Mar 2008
134 IQ
#17
Have you taken an english class in the last twelve years?
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
lordscrototurd
Banned
Join date: Feb 2013
11 IQ
#18
Quote by kcmoon5150
So a cat touched your balls... You soiled your trousers... And then you creamed?

That pretty much sums alot of it up.
snipelfritz
Senior Fun Correspondent
Join date: May 2006
1,554 IQ
#19
I gotta say, the phrase "mystic shart" does make me chuckle.
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