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The best part of being a girl is that I always have a girl to touch my penis on Valentine's Day. And she certainly knows her way around a penis.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
How do you make a signature? Is this a signature? Sig?.... Nature?..... Sigmund Freud?...... Nature Valley?.... Sigmund Fraud?..... Frankie Valli?.... ah, $!*@ it...
It 2:50AM and I'm sitting up talking to my ex for the first time in six months, wut.
Quote by element4433
What if the way their wieners were positioned they could only pee into each other's mouths?

And one had his finger joined to the other's butthole?


Or don't. Yeah don't.
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