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Will do moose stuff for $
Join date: Oct 2009
400 IQ
ITT: The girls want to cuddle, the guys want to bang.
Other Barry
Join date: Jun 2008
543 IQ
I'm going to be at school and working. I'd like to be banging this one girl I know who happens to be my best friend's ex. She's also currently dating someone. Maybe. She just posted some shit on facebook about how she hates valentine's day and just wants it to be over. She sounds like she needs a good dicking.
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
3,179 IQ
Quote by JamSessionFreak
lots of really smart stuff
Join date: Mar 2011
1,731 IQ
went out with a girl last saturday but i can't be with her today

so yeah, i wish i could be with her today is about it
Ur all $h1t
Has an erection
Join date: Sep 2005
2,214 IQ
I'm going to be in the lab all evening and then I'll be writing an essay.

I'd like to be on the other side of the country with my girlfriend, but I will be tomorrow evening, so it's not too bad.
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
UG Addict
Join date: Oct 2009
3,911 IQ
I don't even have friends, how the hell am I gonna get laid
Quote by slapsymcdougal
I'm cockblocked regularly by my appearance and personality.
socialist cuz bernie xd
Join date: Mar 2009
697 IQ
Quote by chev311e
ITT: The girls want to cuddle, the guys want to bang.

I want to do both.

What I want & what will actually happen seems to be in sync. Rare that it happens, so I'm happy. Going to be chill.
Dissonant Unison
Join date: Jan 2009
329 IQ
I want to go see Die Hard.
We're all alright!
Marshmellow Dildo
Join date: Jan 2012
175 IQ
I want to be with a chick but she turned me down so now I want to get drunk but I can't because my parents are in and I can't go out with anyone to get drunk with
losing battle
UG's Trollestia
Join date: Feb 2007
2,508 IQ
Have sex and do drugs.
Quote by joshua garcia
I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

Quote by guitar0player
I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
I'll wank you, you dick.
Join date: Jun 2008
1,091 IQ
I hate Valentines day, women keeping telling me that they want me inside of them.
I thought Valentines day was about love, not cannibalism?
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
3,179 IQ
Quote by Weaponized
I get it, cause you're in Ice Land :*D

Quote by JamSessionFreak
lots of really smart stuff
UG Newbie
Join date: Nov 2008
146 IQ
Shes making me a big dinner. I think I'll like this V-day.
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
Quote by damian_91
If only you could back that statement up.
Quote by Zombee
Wolfgang's Philadelphia Study. Look it up yourself.
Quote by damian_91
No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.