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#42
I'm going to be at school and working. I'd like to be banging this one girl I know who happens to be my best friend's ex. She's also currently dating someone. Maybe. She just posted some shit on facebook about how she hates valentine's day and just wants it to be over. She sounds like she needs a good dicking.
#43
chill
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#45
went out with a girl last saturday but i can't be with her today

so yeah, i wish i could be with her today is about it
#47
I'm going to be in the lab all evening and then I'll be writing an essay.

I'd like to be on the other side of the country with my girlfriend, but I will be tomorrow evening, so it's not too bad.
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#48
I don't even have friends, how the hell am I gonna get laid
Quote by slapsymcdougal
I'm cockblocked regularly by my appearance and personality.
#49
Quote by chev311e
ITT: The girls want to cuddle, the guys want to bang.

I want to do both.

What I want & what will actually happen seems to be in sync. Rare that it happens, so I'm happy. Going to be chill.
#51
I want to be with a chick but she turned me down so now I want to get drunk but I can't because my parents are in and I can't go out with anyone to get drunk with
#52
Have sex and do drugs.
Quote by joshua garcia
I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

Quote by guitar0player
I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#53
I hate Valentines day, women keeping telling me that they want me inside of them.
I thought Valentines day was about love, not cannibalism?
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#54
Quote by Weaponized
I get it, cause you're in Ice Land :*D

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#55
Shes making me a big dinner. I think I'll like this V-day.
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
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If only you could back that statement up.
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Wolfgang's Philadelphia Study. Look it up yourself.
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No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
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