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#41
Once I was spraying lysol with a lighter and caught my bedroom curtains on fire, what a dumbass. Another time my idiot friend I never really liked lit a huge fireworks in there too, it would've fuked us all, like a $20 one. He panicked and threw it lit to my excellent friend who was super sharp and he pulled out the wick, saved our house and more. Few years later he killed himself at 18, RIP Skinny!
#42
...Wait... Your toaster exploded?
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#43
Quote by Ferrets!
...Wait... Your toaster exploded?


Yeah my brother was making toast the other week... It was really old and the ash or whatever its called hadn't been emptied from the bottom for a LONG time it seemed, could have been the cause of it to explode.
#45
TS, you are a deprived child. Go light some shit on fire.
Only play what you hear. If you don’t hear anything, don’t play anything.
-Chick Corea
#46
Quote by Nero Galon
I had to use a soldering iron and sandpaper some wood.

were you wearing protective gear?

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Warned for trolling!


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Didn't you say that you had a stuffed fox that you would occasionally fuck?

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It's not a fox,it's a wolf.
#47
Quote by snipelfritz
What, never experienced fire. Like at all? Wut? That's kinda ****ed.

I can build a bonfire like a mofo. It's all about the log cabin.

In other news, yes, hair can catch fire, and it produces the worst smell imaginable.

Skunk, vomit, swamps, sulfur, rotten food, landfill, poop.. I could go on and on and on about how there are a trillion smells worse than burnt human hair. It's not even that bad.
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This is the best idea I have ever heard. Ever.

Naedauuf for president people.


#48
I'd say that burnt hair is on-par with skunk smell. But nothing is as bad as old, festered, raw flesh.
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#49
Quote by Tempoe
Once I was spraying lysol with a lighter and caught my bedroom curtains on fire, what a dumbass. Another time my idiot friend I never really liked lit a huge fireworks in there too, it would've fuked us all, like a $20 one. He panicked and threw it lit to my excellent friend who was super sharp and he pulled out the wick, saved our house and more. Few years later he killed himself at 18, RIP Skinny!

Normally I don't use pics like this, but...

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This is the best idea I have ever heard. Ever.

Naedauuf for president people.


#50
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Normally I don't use pics like this, but...




Not laughing at the story, but that response is the perfect use of the meme.
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#52
Quote by Nero Galon
Probably one of the worst things that ever happened to me from something dangerous was when I was about 14-15 and I got a paper/cardboard cut from sliding a box open. Not making that mistake again.

Also for my GCSE's I took Electronic Products so it mean't I had to use a soldering iron and sandpaper some wood.


So the most dangerous things you've experienced are sanding and a paper cut. Seriously TS, go live a little bit.
Only play what you hear. If you don’t hear anything, don’t play anything.
-Chick Corea
#54


Playing with fire and sandpaper
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#55
Quote by Nelsean
Butter + pan + sliced bread = really delicious toast.


+ cheese. LOTS of cheese.


TS, you should try skydiving next.
But don't bring your toaster with you.

Have you ever gotten frostbite from scooping out your own ice cream?
#56
Quote by jetfuel495
don't play with fire

for future reference, kleenex tissues are extremely flammable


And by flammable, he means inflammable.

Dish towels shouldn't catch fire. Don't pull it out with a wet towel either, you might as well use your bare hand in that case.
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#57
Get a new toaster before you kill us all, you dopey twat.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#58
When I was 13 I was making homemade bombs...

TS, I was going to call you Amish but even they use fire.
#59
So you're telling me you could've died? That's awesome, keep trying
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#60
I wanted to tease you, but pretty much all the bases are covered...
I've decided that my signature is terrible. I'm open to suggestions.


Click me, or I'll die.


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#62
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Congratulations.
You have now caught up with Homo erectus.

My erectus is homo 4 u
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I'm cockblocked regularly by my appearance and personality.
#63
I have experienced a stove and candles, but none of the other stuff. I can get ts his confusion.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#64
Quote by SlackerBabbath
Congratulations.
You have now caught up with Homo erectus.

Homo Habilis ftw, bro.
#65
Something tells me this is about a lot more than toast.

#drphil
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#68
Quote by Deliriumbassist
I think the big issue here is that TS is Welsh, and has never made Welsh Rabbit. In short, he's probably poor. And possibly a vegan.

It's RAREbit.
#69
Quote by Joshua Garcia

Well... What's left....
...Ever blow the candles out on a birthday cake?
...Please tell me you at least got birthday cake with candles lit.

Shit, didn't even think of that

TS, sorry for your lame childhood :/
___

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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#71
Quote by Bushinarin
I wanted to tease you, but pretty much all the bases are covered...





I wasn't expecting this to be such a shock to people, I only wanted to see if people had any similar fire experiences :P
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