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Tempoe
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Join date: Oct 2008
2,511 IQ
#41
Once I was spraying lysol with a lighter and caught my bedroom curtains on fire, what a dumbass. Another time my idiot friend I never really liked lit a huge fireworks in there too, it would've fuked us all, like a $20 one. He panicked and threw it lit to my excellent friend who was super sharp and he pulled out the wick, saved our house and more. Few years later he killed himself at 18, RIP Skinny!
Ferrets!
Awwwww yeeeeeaaaah.
Join date: Mar 2006
133 IQ
#42
...Wait... Your toaster exploded?
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I took a pic of myself, cut a hole in the face and stuck my knob through so i could see what I'd look like if I got bitten by a radioactive elephant.
Nero Galon
Alright, Alright, Alright
Join date: May 2012
2,466 IQ
#43
Quote by Ferrets!
...Wait... Your toaster exploded?


Yeah my brother was making toast the other week... It was really old and the ash or whatever its called hadn't been emptied from the bottom for a LONG time it seemed, could have been the cause of it to explode.
food1010
Bassist
Join date: Jun 2007
1,660 IQ
#45
TS, you are a deprived child. Go light some shit on fire.
Only play what you hear. If you don’t hear anything, don’t play anything.
-Chick Corea
jthm_guitarist
"funny" but "unmemorable"
Join date: Apr 2006
1,474 IQ
#46
Quote by Nero Galon
I had to use a soldering iron and sandpaper some wood.

were you wearing protective gear?

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jthm_guitarist
Warned for trolling!


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Didn't you say that you had a stuffed fox that you would occasionally fuck?

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It's not a fox,it's a wolf.
naedauuf
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2009
1,025 IQ
#47
Quote by snipelfritz
What, never experienced fire. Like at all? Wut? That's kinda ****ed.

I can build a bonfire like a mofo. It's all about the log cabin.

In other news, yes, hair can catch fire, and it produces the worst smell imaginable.

Skunk, vomit, swamps, sulfur, rotten food, landfill, poop.. I could go on and on and on about how there are a trillion smells worse than burnt human hair. It's not even that bad.
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This is the best idea I have ever heard. Ever.

Naedauuf for president people.


eGraham
Rattle That Lock
Join date: Oct 2008
1,539 IQ
#48
I'd say that burnt hair is on-par with skunk smell. But nothing is as bad as old, festered, raw flesh.
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
naedauuf
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2009
1,025 IQ
#49
Quote by Tempoe
Once I was spraying lysol with a lighter and caught my bedroom curtains on fire, what a dumbass. Another time my idiot friend I never really liked lit a huge fireworks in there too, it would've fuked us all, like a $20 one. He panicked and threw it lit to my excellent friend who was super sharp and he pulled out the wick, saved our house and more. Few years later he killed himself at 18, RIP Skinny!

Normally I don't use pics like this, but...

Quote by MetalGS3SE
This is the best idea I have ever heard. Ever.

Naedauuf for president people.


eGraham
Rattle That Lock
Join date: Oct 2008
1,539 IQ
#50
Quote by naedauuf
Normally I don't use pics like this, but...




Not laughing at the story, but that response is the perfect use of the meme.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
food1010
Bassist
Join date: Jun 2007
1,660 IQ
#52
Quote by Nero Galon
Probably one of the worst things that ever happened to me from something dangerous was when I was about 14-15 and I got a paper/cardboard cut from sliding a box open. Not making that mistake again.

Also for my GCSE's I took Electronic Products so it mean't I had to use a soldering iron and sandpaper some wood.


So the most dangerous things you've experienced are sanding and a paper cut. Seriously TS, go live a little bit.
Only play what you hear. If you don’t hear anything, don’t play anything.
-Chick Corea
slash_GNR666
Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!
Join date: Jun 2009
374 IQ
#54


Playing with fire and sandpaper
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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CodeMonk
UG's Old Fart
Join date: Apr 2004
1,580 IQ
#55
Quote by Nelsean
Butter + pan + sliced bread = really delicious toast.


+ cheese. LOTS of cheese.


TS, you should try skydiving next.
But don't bring your toaster with you.

Have you ever gotten frostbite from scooping out your own ice cream?
sock_demon
Ol' Dirty
Join date: Jun 2005
763 IQ
#56
Quote by jetfuel495
don't play with fire

for future reference, kleenex tissues are extremely flammable


And by flammable, he means inflammable.

Dish towels shouldn't catch fire. Don't pull it out with a wet towel either, you might as well use your bare hand in that case.
hue
BeefWellington
UG's Tastiest Dish
Join date: Jan 2010
262 IQ
#57
Get a new toaster before you kill us all, you dopey twat.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
LostLegion
32CSM
Join date: Oct 2010
2,216 IQ
#58
When I was 13 I was making homemade bombs...

TS, I was going to call you Amish but even they use fire.
Ometh
UG Addict
Join date: Oct 2009
3,911 IQ
#59
So you're telling me you could've died? That's awesome, keep trying
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I'm cockblocked regularly by my appearance and personality.
Bushinarin
UG Senior Member
Join date: Jan 2007
808 IQ
#60
I wanted to tease you, but pretty much all the bases are covered...
I've decided that my signature is terrible. I'm open to suggestions.


Click me, or I'll die.


# Un-nominated in UG Top 100,
SlackerBabbath
Est. 1966.
Join date: Apr 2007
264 IQ
#61
Quote by Nero Galon
first time i've ever experienced fire

Congratulations.
You have now caught up with Homo erectus.
Ometh
UG Addict
Join date: Oct 2009
3,911 IQ
#62
Quote by SlackerBabbath
Congratulations.
You have now caught up with Homo erectus.

My erectus is homo 4 u
Quote by slapsymcdougal
I'm cockblocked regularly by my appearance and personality.
Neo Evil11
Feminist
Join date: Feb 2006
1,496 IQ
#63
I have experienced a stove and candles, but none of the other stuff. I can get ts his confusion.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
macashmack
Maskcashmack
Join date: May 2011
3,359 IQ
#64
Quote by SlackerBabbath
Congratulations.
You have now caught up with Homo erectus.

Homo Habilis ftw, bro.
snipelfritz
Senior Fun Correspondent
Join date: May 2006
1,554 IQ
#65
Something tells me this is about a lot more than toast.

#drphil
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
JackWhiteIsButts
Hard Boyled
Join date: Mar 2008
278 IQ
#67
Quote by macashmack
Homo Habilis ftw, bro.

Homo Habilis is too mainstream, I'm into Australopithecus Afarensis.


RIP Lucy.
K'Nuckles
The president of ass
Join date: Aug 2011
1,885 IQ
#68
Quote by Deliriumbassist
I think the big issue here is that TS is Welsh, and has never made Welsh Rabbit. In short, he's probably poor. And possibly a vegan.

It's RAREbit.
WCPhils
UnBanned
Join date: Sep 2010
731 IQ
#69
Quote by Joshua Garcia

Well... What's left....
...Ever blow the candles out on a birthday cake?
...Please tell me you at least got birthday cake with candles lit.

Shit, didn't even think of that

TS, sorry for your lame childhood :/
___

Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
Nero Galon
Alright, Alright, Alright
Join date: May 2012
2,466 IQ
#71
Quote by Bushinarin
I wanted to tease you, but pretty much all the bases are covered...





I wasn't expecting this to be such a shock to people, I only wanted to see if people had any similar fire experiences :P
Wolfinator-x
Teeth
Join date: Apr 2007
1,337 IQ
#72
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Did you have a childhood/adulthood???????


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