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#121
Hey guys, you know standing on legs? Well I bet he doesn't have one to do that with, am I right?
#122
Quote by guitarist41
He won't have a leg to stand on in court.

Seriously, I knew that guy was a dick. There's just something in his face that screams "maniac!"

Prolly cuz he doesn't have any legs.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

Quote by lexanirider78
You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#123
Quote by Deliriumbassist
A cricket bat? Did they find the stumps too?


Do you know if he's got bails?

*Gets my coat*
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#126
Quote by Deliriumbassist
You really crossed the boundary there. Delivery could have been better too.


Did you know he was actually born with legs, but he lost them from a stray leg cutter...
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#128
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Really couldn't give a full toss, mate

Right, no more cricket puns from me


Tbf, there are more than a few silly points already made in this thread.

Shooting your girlfriend really is quite a slip up.

I'm done. I think.
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#129
So apparently Pistorius' lawyer completely destroyed the charges against him today.

The 'eyewitness' who heard htem arguing was 600m away, the 'steroids' weren't steroids and the police didn't even open the box they were in or read the label properly, additional casings were recovered that the police didn't even notice at the scene, they didn't bother to ask for Pistorius' phone number to check his testimony about when he phoned for an ambulance...

Looks like things might not be quite so bad for him.
#132
Quote by LostLegion
What do you call a man with no legs?

Fuck all...he might shoot you.

Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#133
Sky Sports
Detective Hilton Botha dropped from Oscar Pistorius investigation after claims he's facing seven charges of attempted murder #SSN


Oh dear.
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#134
Quote by durhamdynamo
Detective Hilton Botha dropped from Oscar Pistorius investigation after claims he's facing seven charges of attempted murder #SSN

Oh dear.


Oh botha
Quote by lambofgod127
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#137
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Sadly this is Ultimate-guitar, not Simple-guitar. We can't help you.


Last edited by mystical_1 at Feb 21, 2013,
#141
they could have just restricted bail to his prosthetic legs. where the **** is he gonna hobble to.. the Democratic Peoples Republic of Congo?
#142
I'm sure the first thing he wants to do is just to lie back and put his feet up.

He must've had some spring in his step going out of the courtroom today.
#143
I think they have shot themselves in the foot with that decision
Quote by lambofgod127
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#144
These puns ****ing blow. Try harder.
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
Quote by damian_91
If only you could back that statement up.
Quote by Zombee
Wolfgang's Philadelphia Study. Look it up yourself.
Quote by damian_91
No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
#146
I'm saying we're knee deep in lame puns.
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
Quote by damian_91
If only you could back that statement up.
Quote by Zombee
Wolfgang's Philadelphia Study. Look it up yourself.
Quote by damian_91
No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
#148
But they cops will take all his weapons? will them also take his moon boots?

The boots that made him a fast runner.
#149

Anyone seen this yet?
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
Quote by damian_91
If only you could back that statement up.
Quote by Zombee
Wolfgang's Philadelphia Study. Look it up yourself.
Quote by damian_91
No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
#151
Cleared of murder...

Quote by lambofgod127
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#153
good stuff
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#154
So is the old judge going to get into trouble for blatantly being paid off?
I have nothing important to say
#155
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#157
Nice to see someone in the justice system is actually using their brain for once!
But 15 years still isnt enough of a sentence in my eyes, this piece of s**t deserves to rot in prison for the rest of his life.
#158
Quote by JackSaints
So is the old judge going to get into trouble for blatantly being paid off?

Nah, she gets to sentence him again


..lol
#159
Interesting how the verdict basically said "Doesn't matter who was behind that door, by shooting it you had to know you would have killed someone" because apparently in South Africa self defense law's definition of reasonable force means you have to consider every possibility of defusing the situation before shooting.

So he's been done on a technicality, instead of being labeled as the girlfriend-murdering scumbag he is. Which will give his lawyers ammo in sentencing.