#1
Hello pit, I'm drunk, very, very drunk

I'm waiting for a phone call and I'm bored.
I've never posted drunk before and I want to, I'm being very careful to spell words right though. writing this has taken something like an hour or something, entertain me please because I'm sick of waiting and I can't see right, I'm more drunk than I've ever been. what's a hangover like? IDK, I want to write some thing bad but I won't, what's your favourite porn star, mine's Asa Akira. because asians are sexy when they are done good. I don't care anymore anymore haha, **** where's my beautiful girl. Call Call. DO IT DO IT.
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#3
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Go home your drunk

I am home, you're good though.

Edit: ******** You've changed your avatar back hahahahahahahaha CALL ME GIRL, I LOVE YOU. full stop. remember the full stop. (and the comma)
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If God didn't want people to be gay why did he put a G spot in our asses?
Last edited by strait jacket at Feb 15, 2013,
#4
you type pretty coherently for someone who's very very drunk
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#6
His drunk, you sure it's not mine, or maybe yours.

I'm ok, not bad, got stoned and went to the bars for a few hours then drove home (wasn't drunk enough that I wasn't driving legally and safely). Coming completely off weed high, might scrounge for a beer or two and work on this buzz if I have enough drinks lying around.
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#8
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#9
I'm not drunk enough to read all that drunkenness.

Also, I thought we had an official drunk thread. What happened to that?
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#11
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I'm not drunk enough to read all that drunkenness.

Also, I thought we had an official drunk thread. What happened to that?

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what did happen to that drunk thread

What, that jetfuel stickied?
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#12
I talked about making a drunk thread, but I never did.

I wasn't sure if the mods would be cool wit dat.
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#13
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I talked about making a drunk thread, but I never did.

I wasn't sure if the mods would be cool wit dat.
I hope they are, The PIT sucks without out of brain input from IDIOTS like ME
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#15
Prehaps you should take some class A drugs as well
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#16
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Prehaps you should take some class A drugs as well

Oh ****, let me get some of that shizzz
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#17
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Prehaps you should take some class A drugs as well

I Would if I could.
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#19
Imagine if drunk threads were actually funny.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#20
^ Well this one time there was a "I'm drunk, ask me anything" thread that got like, 5 different mirror threads. I thought that was pretty darn funny.
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#21
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you type pretty coherently for someone who's very very drunk


Because it's not hard to type normally whilst drunk.
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#22
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Imagine if drunk threads were actually funny.

It's funny for me, now, I don't know about tomorrow though, haha
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#23
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April O'Neil


Her bewbs are amazing, she's 1 of my favorites that still works in the industry along with Mia Rose.

For me my ABSOLUTE favorites (too bad they both retired) are Eva Angelina and Sasha Grey
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#24
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Because it's not hard to type normally whilst drunk.

Nor drive, errrrrr, not that I'd know...
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#25
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Hello pit, I'm drunk, very, very drunk

I'm waiting for a phone call and I'm bored.
I've never posted drunk before and I want to, I'm being very careful to spell words right though. writing this has taken something like an hour or something, entertain me please because I'm sick of waiting and I can't see right, I'm more drunk than I've ever been. what's a hangover like? IDK, I want to write some thing bad but I won't, what's your favourite porn star, mine's Asa Akira. because asians are sexy when they are done good. I don't care anymore anymore haha, **** where's my beautiful girl. Call Call. DO IT DO IT.



I heard that when you´re really drunk, if you put some superglue on a banana and stick it up your ass, the phone will ring.
#26
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I heard that when you´re really drunk, if you put some superglue on a banana and stick it up your ass, the phone will ring.



I passed out at 8:30 or so and I got the phone call, hungover as **** at 6:20 am.
This seemed more fun last night, I don't even remember that last post.
I drank half a bottle of vodka in 10 minutes and then kept drinking till I passed out so I'm hazy on what really happened or if I pissed everyone off.
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If God didn't want people to be gay why did he put a G spot in our asses?
Last edited by strait jacket at Feb 15, 2013,
#27
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I passed out at 8:30 or so and I got the phone call, hungover as **** at 6:20 am.
This seemed more fun last night, I don't even remember that last post.


Don't worry I only posted it a few minutes ago

Edit: I still don't know why you pm'd me those naked pics of yourself?
I don't even know you!
Last edited by kertets at Feb 15, 2013,
#28
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Don't worry I only posted it a few minutes ago

Edit: I still don't know why you pm'd me those naked pics of yourself?
I don't even know you!


I do remember walking around outside punching the air and yelling while wearing only a shirt and blanket, so maybe I did send someone...

Just checked my phone, no naked pics but I did send her a weird text reeeeeally late at night, she seemed alright this morning so I think I'm ok.
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If God didn't want people to be gay why did he put a G spot in our asses?
Last edited by strait jacket at Feb 15, 2013,
#29
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I do remember walking around outside punching the air and yelling while wearing only a shirt and blanket



Suddenly your user name makes sense!
#30
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Suddenly your user name makes sense!


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#31
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Found it!

I've also forgot how awesome pirates are.

lol i remember that
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#32
Hey there, Drunk VeryVery Drunk! Nice to meet you.
What a long strange trip it's been

Nothing to see here.

You hail the calves as eloquently as any facade of Easter Island.

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