So many threads about being lonely and stuff, so here's one to brag about what you got this valentines day from your valentine, or what you gave them. No loners in here! Rejection stories are welcome though, because they make me laugh.

Got chocolate, nice glass plugs (for me ears), and a card with a poem on it. Surprised by the poem, my girlfriend is NOT that type of person. It's a Minecraft card with a Minecraft themed poem It's cute, though.

Gave flowers to her, her favorite color/flowers. And I'll give her my dick later.
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Got from gf: a big bag of Lebkuchen (German spiced gingerbread biscuits I love) and tickets to Shadows Fall/Ill Nino in April (she likes Ill Nino, we both like Shadows Fall).

Gave gf: heart-shaped box of Ferrero Rocher, and paid for a corset she wanted from some boutique website.

Quite pleased in all, as we decided not to celebrate it too over the top this year, as Valentine's Day is an expensive gimmick, and we've already celebrated 3 others together now so kinda loses importance once it's not new to you

For anyone single: just think of the money you've saved, and remember you haven't had to buy into a gimmick by the card shops and shops selling all the Valentine's stuff.
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from myself
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect

I cooked her a Spaghetti Dinner (bitches love Spaghetti), gave her some Lindt chocolates and we watched Casablanca together.

I apparently have something coming in the mail.

Neither of use are really big on the whole valentines thing so it was more about sending time together than anything else.

Sadly we were both too full of Spaghetti for me to be able to administer red hot dickings. She said that'd be the today instead
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I got chocolate. I gave some students a bunch of bad grades. For some reason they all skipped the same two problems.
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Goddamnit i came to post exactly this.
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Got to spend time with my girlfriend.
I have to wait till next thursday to have my valentines day. Kinda shitty but hey, it's totally worth it, we're moving in together.

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got some love from palmela handerson, also bought a few grams of the finest green i could get. somebodys gotta love me
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And I was on the receiving end...
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Got from her: Bj's and Hyrule Historia brah

Given to her: A bigass stuffed bear, dinner, and some roses.

It was a pretty good V-day though AND I got paid from work, so that's a plus.
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got: a few cards, a super awkward confession, cuddles, a picture of a cat, lunch

gave: cuddles, bj, love
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I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did
I got some chawcolates.

Old Kentucky bourbon truffles to be exact.
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I gave her roses and a good dicking. She woke everyone up though. She's far too loud. I think I'll gag her next time.
My mom gave me chocolate. At least someone loves me? I didn't get any until today, though. Oh well.
I bought my girlfriend a bunch of chocolates, but she only ended up with one package. I'm a terrible human being :/
A guy I know got flowers for all the girls on my floor but he forgot mine. I was in the lounge doing work and he opens the door, looks at me and says "OH SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT YOU" and runs out again and returns with the cat picture