naedauuf
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2009
1,025 IQ
#1
So many threads about being lonely and stuff, so here's one to brag about what you got this valentines day from your valentine, or what you gave them. No loners in here! Rejection stories are welcome though, because they make me laugh.

Got chocolate, nice glass plugs (for me ears), and a card with a poem on it. Surprised by the poem, my girlfriend is NOT that type of person. It's a Minecraft card with a Minecraft themed poem It's cute, though.

Gave flowers to her, her favorite color/flowers. And I'll give her my dick later.
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slash_GNR666
Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!
Join date: Jun 2009
374 IQ
#2
Bullet in the head
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ProphetToJables
Tight Tight Tight
Join date: Dec 2008
1,529 IQ
#4
Seasons 1-3 of Breaking Bad.
Gear:

Gibson 2005 Les Paul Standard
Fender Road Worn Strat w/ Noiseless pickups
Marshall JCM 2000 401C
Marshall Vintage Modern 2266
Marshall 1960A cab (Dave Hill from Slade's old cab)
Ibanez TS9DX
EHX Little Big Muff
Freshman Acoustic
DisarmGoliath
Disarms Goliaths
Join date: Dec 2008
1,391 IQ
#7
Got from gf: a big bag of Lebkuchen (German spiced gingerbread biscuits I love) and tickets to Shadows Fall/Ill Nino in April (she likes Ill Nino, we both like Shadows Fall).

Gave gf: heart-shaped box of Ferrero Rocher, and paid for a corset she wanted from some boutique website.

Quite pleased in all, as we decided not to celebrate it too over the top this year, as Valentine's Day is an expensive gimmick, and we've already celebrated 3 others together now so kinda loses importance once it's not new to you


For anyone single: just think of the money you've saved, and remember you haven't had to buy into a gimmick by the card shops and shops selling all the Valentine's stuff.
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
730 IQ
#8
handjob

from myself
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


ChemicalFire
King of Bacon Pancakes
Join date: Oct 2007
5,773 IQ
#9
I cooked her a Spaghetti Dinner (bitches love Spaghetti), gave her some Lindt chocolates and we watched Casablanca together.

I apparently have something coming in the mail.

Neither of use are really big on the whole valentines thing so it was more about sending time together than anything else.

Sadly we were both too full of Spaghetti for me to be able to administer red hot dickings. She said that'd be the today instead
All I want is for everyone to go to hell...
...It's the last place I was seen before I lost myself



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MakinLattes
fully retractable
Join date: Mar 2007
1,097 IQ
#10
I got chocolate. I gave some students a bunch of bad grades. For some reason they all skipped the same two problems.
adamgur96
Not caring no more
Join date: Apr 2011
865 IQ
#11
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handjob

from myself


Goddamnit i came to post exactly this.
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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Kensai
49ers
Join date: Jul 2006
4,147 IQ
#13
Got to spend time with my girlfriend.
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badfish_lewis
Tab Contributor
Join date: Jan 2012
1,913 IQ
#14
I took my gf to the hospital to have a CT scan, happy valentines baby
bastards
Dirigo
Join date: Nov 2010
652 IQ
#15
I have to wait till next thursday to have my valentines day. Kinda shitty but hey, it's totally worth it, we're moving in together.
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bifteksupernova
*thhbbbt*
Join date: Jan 2009
683 IQ
#16
got some love from palmela handerson, also bought a few grams of the finest green i could get. somebodys gotta love me
Last.fm So you can make fun of my taste in music
Youtube So you can make fun of my videos
kcmoon5150
UG's Kris
Join date: Oct 2012
2,726 IQ
#17
School and work from 7am to 10pm
How do you make a signature? Is this a signature? Sig?.... Nature?..... Sigmund Freud?...... Nature Valley?.... Sigmund Fraud?..... Frankie Valli?.... ah, $!*@ it...
Wolfinator-x
Teeth
Join date: Apr 2007
1,337 IQ
#18
I gave hatred and cynicism to everyone around me.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.
Artists I'm listening to a lot lately:
Stray Cats, Gustav Holst

Mah Youtube vids.
if you truly loved me, you'd watch them (psst; it's not just glam stuff)

Mah Soundcloud
Joshua Garcia
Lost boy
Join date: Jun 2009
5,702 IQ
#19
Anal.


And I was on the receiving end...
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DiminishedFifth
Absolute Imperfection
Join date: Nov 2008
3,247 IQ
#20
Got from her: Bj's and Hyrule Historia brah

Given to her: A bigass stuffed bear, dinner, and some roses.

It was a pretty good V-day though AND I got paid from work, so that's a plus.
Last edited by DiminishedFifth at Feb 15, 2013,
guitarxo
cat
Join date: Oct 2008
1,647 IQ
#21
got: a few cards, a super awkward confession, cuddles, a picture of a cat, lunch

gave: cuddles, bj, love
cat
sam b
64066
Join date: Nov 2003
7,813 IQ
#22
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Anal.

And I was on the receiving end...

I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did
angusfan16
butts
Join date: Jan 2008
578 IQ
#23
I got some chawcolates.


Old Kentucky bourbon truffles to be exact.
Sail upon the open skies
WholeLottaIzzy
UGs Only Rhythm Guitarist
Join date: Apr 2011
6,023 IQ
#24
I gave her roses and a good dicking. She woke everyone up though. She's far too loud. I think I'll gag her next time.
bloodtrocuted93
UG's Crack*****
Join date: Dec 2008
104 IQ
#25
My mom gave me chocolate. At least someone loves me? I didn't get any until today, though. Oh well.
Thrashtastic15
socialist cuz bernie xd
Join date: Mar 2009
697 IQ
#26
I bought my girlfriend a bunch of chocolates, but she only ended up with one package. I'm a terrible human being :/
guitarxo
cat
Join date: Oct 2008
1,647 IQ
#27
A guy I know got flowers for all the girls on my floor but he forgot mine. I was in the lounge doing work and he opens the door, looks at me and says "OH SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT YOU" and runs out again and returns with the cat picture
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