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Alpha_Wolf
HR
Join date: Oct 2006
1,061 IQ
#41
Is it possible to post an article on UG without it becoming saturated with idiot users that think their puns are absolutely fucking hilarious?

No. The answer is no.

You're not humorous. At all. Your puns suck.

Good day.


In my restless dreams...
I see that town.
Silent Hill.
You promised you'd take me there again someday.
But you never did.

Well, I'm alone there now.
In our 'special place'...
Waiting for you.

ryan_nadon
ass brain
Join date: Mar 2008
134 IQ
#42
Quote by Alpha_Wolf
Is it possible to post an article on UG without it becoming saturated with idiot users that think their puns are absolutely fucking hilarious?

No. The answer is no.

You're not humorous. At all. Your puns suck.

Good day.

Why do you have a FedEx avatar?
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

Quote by lexanirider78
You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
rockingamer2
Larmarky Remark
Join date: Nov 2006
408 IQ
#43
Anyone else think that it was funny that they had a management plan for bears, all one of them?
^^The above is a Cryptic Metaphor^^


"To know the truth of history is to realize its ultimate myth and its inevitable ambiguity." Everything is made up and the facts don't matter.


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Alpha_Wolf
HR
Join date: Oct 2006
1,061 IQ
#44
Quote by ryan_nadon
Why do you have a FedEx avatar?


I explained that in a thread about 3 years ago because the mods made such a big deal about it. I'm not explaining it again.


In my restless dreams...
I see that town.
Silent Hill.
You promised you'd take me there again someday.
But you never did.

Well, I'm alone there now.
In our 'special place'...
Waiting for you.

ryan_nadon
ass brain
Join date: Mar 2008
134 IQ
#45
Quote by Alpha_Wolf
I explained that in a thread about 3 years ago because the mods made such a big deal about it. I'm not explaining it again.

Three years? ****, what a hassle for you.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

Quote by lexanirider78
You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
guitarmaniac88
Procrastinate & Dominate!
Join date: May 2008
650 IQ
#46
Quote by Alpha_Wolf
I explained that in a thread about 3 years ago because the mods made such a big deal about it. I'm not explaining it again.



Because everyone here remembers a thread 3 years ago about it.

All of the jokes in this thread are very punny.
Save a trip to the RT!
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If there's anything to take away from this thread, anything at all, it's to always cup the balls.


Top trolling abilities.

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God dammit you had me 10/10
Stugg334
Bristolian
Join date: May 2009
368 IQ
#47
Quote by Alpha_Wolf
Is it possible to post an article on UG without it becoming saturated with idiot users that think their puns are absolutely fucking hilarious?

No. The answer is no.

You're not humorous. At all. Your puns suck.

Good day.


shutup fagot
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I picked up my guitar this morning and started playing next thing i know i cant stop playing In the key of A, the first letter or her name, I ended up recording a whole song in A.


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I like women with balls.
Alpha_Wolf
HR
Join date: Oct 2006
1,061 IQ
#48
Quote by ryan_nadon
Three years? ****, what a hassle for you.




In my restless dreams...
I see that town.
Silent Hill.
You promised you'd take me there again someday.
But you never did.

Well, I'm alone there now.
In our 'special place'...
Waiting for you.

JustPhil
Not beautiful
Join date: May 2007
197 IQ
#50
The animal, which was around two years old, had repeatedly headed into inhabited areas to look for food and had even taken to following people.

DeadlyIllness
UG Member
Join date: Feb 2009
172 IQ
#51
Quote by WaltTheWerewolf
notice their was 3 bears total originally??????


Goldilocks got some revenge!!!


*there were
Wolfinator-x
Teeth
Join date: Apr 2007
1,337 IQ
#53
Quote by WaltTheWerewolf
The grammar police, they live inside of my head.
The grammar police, they come to me in my bed.
The grammar police, they're coming to arrest me, oh no!
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.
Artists I'm listening to a lot lately:
Stray Cats, Gustav Holst

Mah Youtube vids.
if you truly loved me, you'd watch them (psst; it's not just glam stuff)

Mah Soundcloud
treborillusion
UG Fanatic
Join date: May 2009
3,126 IQ
#54
We had bears in Europe?

That aren't in Russia?
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
Dreadnought
Oceanic Mountainman
Join date: Sep 2002
5,267 IQ
#55
It was called M13?!

God damn europoors. Animals deserve names
But we little know until tried how much of the uncontrollable there is in us, urging across glaciers and torrents, and up dangerous heights, let the judgment forbid as it may.
treborillusion
UG Fanatic
Join date: May 2009
3,126 IQ
#56
Quote by Dreadnought
It was called M13?!

God damn europoors. Animals deserve names

On YoVille I have a White Tiger and I named it 'My Tiger'... TBH, I want one in real life, and I want to name it My Tiger, so that'll be it's name; My Tiger. If anybody wanted to pet My Tiger, they could, but it'll still be called My Tiger even though it'll be my tiger.

Anyway.
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
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treborillusion
UG Fanatic
Join date: May 2009
3,126 IQ
#58
Back, back in day...

Before that Sims on FB phase and everythng, so, it's pretty old, YoVille rocked.
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
Dreadnought
Oceanic Mountainman
Join date: Sep 2002
5,267 IQ
#59
"Oh look at us we're so egalitarian and European we don't want to give the bear a name"
But we little know until tried how much of the uncontrollable there is in us, urging across glaciers and torrents, and up dangerous heights, let the judgment forbid as it may.
treborillusion
UG Fanatic
Join date: May 2009
3,126 IQ
#60
Bears are scary ass shits, tbh, knowing now that there was a bear in Switzerland is kinda too close for comfort.
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
Dreadnought
Oceanic Mountainman
Join date: Sep 2002
5,267 IQ
#61
Quote by treborillusion
Bears are scary ass shits, tbh, knowing now that there was a bear in Switzerland is kinda too close for comfort.


Seriously?
But we little know until tried how much of the uncontrollable there is in us, urging across glaciers and torrents, and up dangerous heights, let the judgment forbid as it may.
treborillusion
UG Fanatic
Join date: May 2009
3,126 IQ
#62
Meah, not really, but I'm not too fond of them; If I was to have any irrational fear, it'll be the Grizzly Bear.
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
BladeSlinger
nerd
Join date: Jan 2007
1,793 IQ
#63
Quote by Dreadnought
"Oh look at us we're so egalitarian and European we don't want to give the bear a name"

And it was the only one there. It's different if there's hundreds that are studied but it was one bear. It will be posthumously named Thrusty II.
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And tell, how come you became idiot enough

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brot pls
whywefight
~I'm not fuckin around~
Join date: Dec 2010
1,765 IQ
#64
Quote by treborillusion
Back, back in day...

Before that Sims on FB phase and everythng, so, it's pretty old, YoVille rocked.

I had a YoVille a long time ago, I was ashamed even way back then
Quote by treborillusion
Bears are scary ass shits, tbh, knowing now that there was a bear in Switzerland is kinda too close for comfort.

I guess here in South Dakota, USA, bears come down from the North around once every couple years, but I've only seen one in the west side of the state. I'm not afeared.
JohnnyGenzale
Bitter old sod
Join date: May 2008
292 IQ
#65
Quote by treborillusion
We had bears in Europe?

That aren't in Russia?


and here in the master race region of Scandinavia as well.

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No repeat-o-puns.


funny thing is, that guy's name (swedish player) is Teddy Lucic. Yes, I kid you not.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
Last edited by JohnnyGenzale at Feb 28, 2013,