WholeLottaIzzy
UGs Only Rhythm Guitarist
Join date: Apr 2011
6,045 IQ
#1
Worst thing you've done when you thought it was someone you knew?

Today, I was lining up to pay for a drink when I thought the person in front of me was a mate. I was certain it was him. I had no doubt it was him. So I flicked his ear when I was stood behind him. Then he grunted and I realised it wasn't my friend. I felt so awkward. Luckily the guy had a sense of humour.
devourke
Banned
Join date: Sep 2006
844 IQ
#2
I've never really mistaken anyone for someone else and done something weird, but I look pretty similar to a lot of people so I constantly have people drive by me and beep and wave or whatever.
Bob_Sacamano
UG Board King
Join date: Jan 2012
238 IQ
#3
Almost everyday the last couple weeks I've been seeing this kid that looks identical to my best friend apart from his face. I always almost run up to him before I realize.
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LostLegion
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Join date: Oct 2010
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#4
When I was little I used to always confuse people with my parents. Like when you're walking along your mam then you say something like "What's for dinner" and suddenly your mam has become a 56 year old trucker.
leony03
UG's Lord of Timey Wimey
Join date: Jan 2006
3,503 IQ
#5
Quote by LostLegion
When I was little I used to always confuse people with my parents. Like when you're walking along your mam then you say something like "What's for dinner" and suddenly your mam has become a 56 year old trucker.


I can imagine thats happened to everyone at least once.

Except Harry Potter.
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Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
731 IQ
#7
Shat on his shoe.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


Burningritual
Registered User
Join date: Jun 2006
811 IQ
#8
I worked in a supermarket and my girlfriend used to come in and see me if she was in college that day. I saw her looking at something on a shelf facing away from me. I crept up behind her and grabbed her round the waist with my fingers to tickle her, whilst making some sort of boo noise. Turns out it was a small chinese woman who must have been late 40s. She screamed insanely loud and i swear she swung at me as well. Managed to calm her down when she realised i worked there and i gave her a coupon for 50p off some cicken she was buying.
I felt ****in terrible the instant i realised it wasn't my mrs
vacant_pistol
Nose Picker
Join date: Apr 2009
868 IQ
#9
*wave to someone passing by in a car*

*notices its not them*

*pretend to be stretching and ruffle your hair*
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Joshua Garcia
Joshole
Join date: Jun 2009
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#10
Well, this one time, I thought I saw my friend bend over, so I started humping him for a nice long while. Things got pretty awkward once I realized it wasn't him...
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bloodtrocuted93
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Join date: Dec 2008
104 IQ
#11
When I was a little kid, I gave some random guy a hug who was dressed similarly to a different guy I knew. Of course, I was like, 4 and adorable, so it wasn't too weird. I waved back at someone I thought was my old geometry teacher last year. It wasn't him. No idea why he was waving at me.
Krieger91
I Sold The World
Join date: Sep 2009
4,005 IQ
#12
Quote by leony03
I can imagine thats happened to everyone at least once.

Except Harry Potter.



When I was still in high school, our caretaker was bald, and I affectionately called him balldy, or something.

When I was out I saw someone who looked like him, so I went up to him and went "hey baldy.

What was looking back at me was the offended face of another bald guy I had never met. It was slightly awkward.
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WholeLottaIzzy
UGs Only Rhythm Guitarist
Join date: Apr 2011
6,045 IQ
#13
Quote by vacant_pistol
*wave to someone passing by in a car*

*notices its not them*

*pretend to be stretching and ruffle your hair*

That's not awkward cuz you just carry on driving cuz you're never gunna see em again.
Nameless742
UG Fanatic
Join date: May 2009
926 IQ
#14
Well I refused to wear my spectacles for a few years, so I was guessing who was who mostly by shape.
Needless to say I said hello/waved to so many strangers.
They must see me coming and say
"There's that bawbag that waves at everyone".
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vacant_pistol
Nose Picker
Join date: Apr 2009
868 IQ
#15
Quote by WholeLottaIzzy
That's not awkward cuz you just carry on driving cuz you're never gunna see em again.


Im not driving.
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Lord_Doku
ancient bass
Join date: Apr 2007
2,009 IQ
#16
Went to see Flight a couple weeks ago. I was sitting with my overpriced crisps and overpriced coca-cola in the way-too-small-for-my-shoulders seat in the back, waiting for the trailers to roll, signing the beginning of the movie. I noticed in the corner of my eye a girl who I genuinely thought was my crush. Before I had a chance to facially verify, she turned away, taking a seat at the front. What convinced me wasn't just her height, physical build and hairstyle, but the import-Mexican who doesn't have his green card yet. My crush told a mutual friend of ours at his birthday that she wasn't interested in him, that he's going way too fücking fast and that she has zero seconds of time to spend with him. Told me the same story a couple of hours later.

I almost thought I would never be able to enjoy the movie. Thank god for Nadine Velazquez and Kelly Reilly.
padgea7x
I'll wank you, you dick.
Join date: Jun 2008
1,091 IQ
#17
A girl had sex with me before realising that I wasn't her father.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
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Teeth
Join date: Apr 2007
1,337 IQ
#18
Quote by leony03
I can imagine thats happened to everyone at least once.

Except Harry Potter.
And Batman.
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Jostry
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Join date: Dec 2010
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#20
Quote by LostLegion
When I was little I used to always confuse people with my parents. Like when you're walking along your mam then you say something like "What's for dinner" and suddenly your mam has become a 56 year old trucker.


I almost got a heart attack when that happened to me.
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Feuergesicht
Join date: Oct 2009
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#21
I've never flicked someone's ear like that, but I've said "Hey, (insert name of person I know)" only get weird looks. It's rather awkward.
Reisgar42
Howyehdoin?
Join date: Apr 2008
560 IQ
#22
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Well, this one time, I thought I saw my friend bend over, so I started humping him for a nice long while. Things got pretty awkward once I realized it wasn't him...


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Minkaro
UG's Mink
Join date: Sep 2006
1,199 IQ
#23
I was on holiday once, and came across a squash court, so I was watching the action through a window. A pair of jeans came and stood next to me, so believing them to belong to my father I started up a conversation with them.

When I realised that the owner of the jeans was unresponsive, I looked up. A man was looking around desperately, the look on his face clearly saying "THIS CHILD IS TALKING TO ME! HELP ME!"
adamgur96
Not caring no more
Join date: Apr 2011
866 IQ
#25
This happened to me a few days ago:

I was walking from the bus stop to a friend's house when a random guy hugs me, says "long time no see you dirty dog you" and laughs loudly (this was in hebrew obviously but i'll translate it the best i can). So i say to him he must have me confused with someone else, so he says back "you wanna be like this? fine. you're not getting your cut then." and leaves.

I still don't understand wtf was that all about
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guitarxo
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Join date: Oct 2008
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#26
Some people thought I was their professor when I was out last night. It was funny because they were so excited and I had no idea what they were on about because I was drunk and it was loud so I just nodded to everything they said. Eventually this girl pulled me outside and started asking me all this art history shit and that's when I found out.

I've never mistaken anyone for anyone else though, I'm too unobservant for that.
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lncognito
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#27
Quote by adamgur96
This happened to me a few days ago:

I was walking from the bus stop to a friend's house when a random guy hugs me, says "long time no see you dirty dog you" and laughs loudly (this was in hebrew obviously but i'll translate it the best i can). So i say to him he must have me confused with someone else, so he says back "you wanna be like this? fine. you're not getting your cut then." and leaves.

I still don't understand wtf was that all about
You think that was awkward for you? I spent nine days in hiding after that "deal", and when I finally manage to track you down to split your share, you don't recognize me ;___;

(Well, at least that meant more coke and hookers for me, so )
adamgur96
Not caring no more
Join date: Apr 2011
866 IQ
#28
Quote by lncognito
You think that was awkward for you? I spent nine days in hiding after that "deal", and when I finally manage to track you down to split your share, you don't recognize me ;___;

(Well, at least that meant more coke and hookers for me, so )


Well, next time be less

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caraphernelia_
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Join date: Feb 2013
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#29
One time, when i was like 5 I was going somewhere with my parents I got out of the car and saw my dad ahead of me. Well I went up and held his hand. Thinking it was my dad. I looked up at him and oops it wasn't my dad. I screamed and ran away. He had the same hair as my dad and the same jacket!
adamgur96
Not caring no more
Join date: Apr 2011
866 IQ
#30
Quote by caraphernelia_
One time, when i was like 5 I was going somewhere with my parents I got out of the car and saw my dad ahead of me. Well I went up and held his hand. Thinking it was my dad. I looked up at him and oops it wasn't my dad. I screamed and ran away. He had the same hair as my dad and the same jacket!



Explain that atheists
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
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lncognito
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Join date: Dec 2011
44 IQ
#31
Quote by adamgur96
Well, next time be less

•_&bull

( •_&bull>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■

Incognito

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


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