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#41
to go along with the snort-random-shit theme..
my friend once crushed a smartie and snorted it during class.
he said it burnt. all that happened was that he sneezed, unsurprisingly
You dirty piece of shit, you.

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It was the weirdest moment of my life, and I`ve been caught with my dick in my hand, by my brother, with a giant close up of a dudes face on the tv.

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#42
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I remember my friends and I mashing up rockets in those little plastic baggies and pretending it was cocaine.

That reminds me when we used to take the caps off pop bottles and pretend we were taking shots with them.


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#43
Lit all the recycling in a dumpster on fire in the pyro days

Stupid.
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#44
Found this video on my FB. I remember taking it when I was about 15. We were all just kidding around. Sorry for the poor quality. I'm the one who recorded laughing like an idiot.

There was another one where he was walking and someone shouted "METEOR!!!" and the guy looks up and someone threw the trash can at him, but I didn't record that one.
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#45
I once kicked an older guy when he was down. All of the neighbor kids were playing football. This kid had been an ass to me the whole damn time. He even tried to get me to fight another kid (which I didn't; I had no issue with the other kid). So, finally, when he was down, I laid into his side with a hard kick. He bolted up and started chasing me. I ran home. I rather felt like a coward. I'm sure the kid hated me for months afterwards too.

I didn't think many things through as a 13 year old.
#46
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
Sword whipping.

I remember that story


I used to snort a lot of things. Chalk pastel, smarties, etc.

I also did what that one guy said and like to lie or exaggerate to sound cool.
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What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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#47
i could write a book on all of the stupid shit i've done in just the last year. i could write a ****ing 'edgy' young adult fiction book series on all of the stupid shit i've done in the last three years.
you're a stone fox
#48
I was over at a friend's house with my brother and we put an unopened tin of pilsbury dinner rolls in the microwave. We had to tape the door back on the microwave

I also ate a cockroach covered in bacon bits.....
#49
Became disillusioned and went through a conspiracy theory phase.
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#50
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Became disillusioned and went through a conspiracy theory phase.

That reminds me of my conspiracy/anarchist phase.
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What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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Isis is amazing
#54
See my username.
...Yep. That's it. Right there.
EDIT: also, Black jeans, long hair, deth metulz, being generally unhealthy, being weird, and probably many other things.
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#55
Quote by Joshua Garcia
I payed attention in math.


But not in english, apparently.
#56
Quote by Mudmen190
But not in english, apparently.


Darnit. You got me good. I'm usually pretty careful about that.
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#58
To follow the fake drug trend, at my middle school pretty much everyone would crush up smarties and pretend to smoke them. One black dude could blow out the "smoke" through his nose and everyone thought he was so cool. I never did it.

As far as stupid things go...I have no idea. Thinking back on this, I don't think I had a childhood.
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when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
#59
Quote by Rawshik
To follow the fake drug trend, at my middle school pretty much everyone would crush up smarties and pretend to smoke them. One black dude could blow out the "smoke" through his nose and everyone thought he was so cool. I never did it.

As far as stupid things go...I have no idea. Thinking back on this, I don't think I had a childhood.


Why would you PRETEND to take drugs? I mean don't take drugs if you don't wanna but, what's the point of that? EDIT: unless you mean, like 10 year olds in which case

OT: starting smoking when I was 12, that was a really shit decision on my part, as was doing weed when I was 13. Dropping out of high school was also, in retrospect, ill-advised.
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#60
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Why would you PRETEND to take drugs? I mean don't take drugs if you don't wanna but, what's the point of that?
OT: starting smoking when I was 12, that was a really shit decision on my part, as was doing weed when I was 13. Dropping out of high school was also, in retrospect, ill-advised.


Because in the dumb 13yr old mind you think that by just pretending to do drugs and pretending to be high and shit, it makes you mysterious and rebellious and overall wicked cool... like the second coming of James Dean, and you didn't even really know what that meant.
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#61
There was a girl I probably could have slept/gone out with in high school. Couldn't bring myself to start anything with her though as she really had feelings(both romantic and sexual) for me, and well.. only a certain part of me had certain feelings for her to be completely black and white about it.

I knew I would have just wanted sex out of it, but i'm just not really the type to go around using people. And she was really vulnerable cause her long time BF had just broken up with her months before, so I definatly didn't want to hurt her more.

Little did I know she was one of the last girls I ever could have been with either way for years to come. Ever since around that time, it has been 10x as hard for me to find other girls with a mutual attraction. I really wish that I had just given her a shot because now I've been through 5+ years of being single and deprived. My own fault though, I just got a job in my hometown after HS and didn't go to college.. should have known that would get my "love life" nowhere.

#62
Logged in for the first time in years. Had to pretty much delete everything on my profile... Oooohhhh boy...
#63
^Aidy Damage! No way!

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There was a girl I probably could have slept/gone out with in high school. Couldn't bring myself to start anything with her though as she really had feelings(both romantic and sexual) for me, and well.. only a certain part of me had certain feelings for her to be completely black and white about it.

I knew I would have just wanted sex out of it, but i'm just not really the type to go around using people. And she was really vulnerable cause her long time BF had just broken up with her months before, so I definatly didn't want to hurt her more.

Little did I know she was one of the last girls I ever could have been with either way for years to come. Ever since around that time, it has been 10x as hard for me to find other girls with a mutual attraction. I really wish that I had just given her a shot because now I've been through 5+ years of being single and deprived. My own fault though, I just got a job in my hometown after HS and didn't go to college.. should have known that would get my "love life" nowhere.


I think you should be proud you were so mature back then. Even though you were probably horny as shit back then, you still managed to consider her emotions.

I do regret not capitalising on a couple of girls' interest in me though, but I was into them as well and I just failed to read them even remotely right...
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