#1
So now I'm twenty, whoop. That means I can legally buy alcohol here.

Congrats, TS. I got you a bottle of your favourite whisky:




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#3
Happy birthday, next one's on me

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#6
happy birthday, dude
You dirty piece of shit, you.

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#7
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#10
I would've liked your birthday more if the OP wasn't so dang depressing. And if you hadn't made your own birthday thread.

^ I got you my opinion! Have a good one!
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#11
wow me is one of my favourite ugers!

happy birthday, me!

It's over simplified, So what!

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#12
Cracking a Corona just for you, TS. I normally don't drink in the middle of the day, but you seem sad.

I'm actually just an alcoholic.

Happy birthday!
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#14
Congrats, TS. I got you a bottle of your favourite whisky:

BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#15
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Cracking a Corona just for you, TS. I normally don't drink in the middle of the day, but you seem sad.

I'm actually just an alcoholic.

Happy birthday!

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#16
Happy birthday TS, I got you a fat c0ck. Enjoy it well
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#18
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wow me is one of my favourite ugers!

happy birthday, me!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU


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#19
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So now I'm twenty, whoop. That means I can legally buy alcohol here.

Congrats, TS. I got you a bottle of your favourite whisky:






Happy birthday! That whisky, like all good woman, is 16 years old.
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#20
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Cracking a Corona just for you, TS. I normally don't drink in the middle of the day, but you seem sad.

I'm actually just an alcoholic.

Happy birthday!



Newsflash: you're 17 and Corona is absolute shit
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#21
Better Birthday Thread than mine..


But Happy Birthday! I got you a common sense of loneliness in this hell hole we call the world..
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#22
Happies I got you a thought and that counts.
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#24
Happy birthday dude
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#25
Happy Birthday man

I got you a bottle of MY favourite whisky.



That way you get to share it with me!
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#27
Flappy Girthday

Got you some hardcore pr0n

Just head to Google
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#28
Hey, its my birthday too, and I'm turning 18 - the legal drinking age here!

We're awesome.