#1
Hello pit. Time to test your wits.

"But Blink, what do I get for this skillful test of my noggin?"

The answer is: Absolutely nothing!

But if you're here anyways you can't have much better to do so here are the rules:

1) Each word is FIVE (5) Letters long, no more and no less.

2) The only letter than will be different, will be the middle letter

EXAMPLE: Home \\ Equine = HOuSE \\ HOrSE

Get it? Alright! Heres a list to get you going pit goers.

1) Part of a Kangaroo \\ Veranda

2) Breakfast meat \\ Nobleman

3) Fruit \\ Parrot's seat

4) Sheriff's wear \\ Slow Boat

5) Heavy and Strong \\ Proud walk

6) Hole cover \\ Dry out

7) West Pointer \\ Proofreader's Mark

8) Clear \\ Gruesome

9) Abut \\ Light in a cave

10) Looped rope \\ Like the vikings

11) Falling sound \\ Jack of rhyme

12) Give birth on a farm \\ Cut

Well, have at it pit!


Four Year Strong Plays in D Standard. Not Drop D.
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#2
I'm too tired to get any of this, but I'll just go ahead and get this out of the way.

Penis.
I don't know how to change it.
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#3
1) Pouch/Porch
2)Bacon/Baron
3)Peach/Perch
4)Badge/Barge
5)Stout/Strut
6)Patch/Parch
7)Cadet/Caret
8)Lucid/Lurid
9)Boner/Weiners
10)Noose/Norse
11)Splat/Sprat
12)Calve/Carve
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Don't argue with my new deity.
#4
Quote by wyldething
1) Pouch/Porch
2)Bacon/Baron
3)Peach/Perch
4)Badge/Barge
5)Stout/Strut
6)Patch/Parch
7)Cadet/Caret
8)Lucid/Lurid
9)Boner/Weiners
10)Noose/Norse
11)Splat/Sprat
12)Calve/Carve


#9 : Touch \\ Torch


Four Year Strong Plays in D Standard. Not Drop D.
Quote by Ed Hunter

I just slapped the computer screen with my dick because of this thread.
#6
Bawls
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Sadly this is Ultimate-guitar, not Simple-guitar. We can't help you.


#7
1. butts/tits
2. titties/ass
3. boobs/bum
4. gazongas/arse
5. magumbo/buttocks
6. breasts/rump
7. mammary glands/fleshy mounds
8. gluteus maximus/melons
9. derriere/fun bags
10. booty/tatas
11. hooters/tush
12. fanny/bosoms
..::fat
lard::..
#8
Quote by wyldething
1) Pouch/Porch
2)Bacon/Baron
3)Peach/Perch
4)Badge/Barge
5)Stout/Strut
6)Patch/Parch
7)Cadet/Caret
8)Lucid/Lurid
9)Boner/Weiners
10)Noose/Norse
11)Splat/Sprat
12)Calve/Carve

You boring little tit.
Nah, well done man.
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If God didn't want people to be gay why did he put a G spot in our asses?
#9
1) Part of a Kangaroo \\ Veranda

Head \\ Stoop

2) Breakfast meat \\ Nobleman

Bacon \\ Gentleman

3) Fruit \\ Parrot's seat

Apple \\ Shoulder

4) Sheriff's wear \\ Slow Boat

Pants \\ Titanic

5) Heavy and Strong \\ Proud walk

Leg muscles \\ swagger

6) Hole cover \\ Dry out

Chastity belt \\ Australia

7) West Pointer \\ Proofreader's Mark

Broken compass \\ The proofreader is a gay and has a gay partner called Mark

8) Clear \\ Gruesome

See through \\ Ur face

9) Abut \\ Light in a cave

A butt \\ A glow worms butt

10) Looped rope \\ Like the vikings

A belt \\ heavily romanticised

11) Falling sound \\ Jack of rhyme

AAAAAAAAaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh \\ Jack off time

12) Give birth on a farm \\ Cut

Redneck maternity ward \\ Butt


now do mine

1) Incongruent \\ Sea mammal

2) Small african country \\ Light source

3) Neutral \\ Container