Hydra150
cutebutt mcsexyface
Join date: Nov 2006
1,793 IQ
#1
was born 22 years ago on this day!
Let's all post this emotion, say 'happy birthday' and share images of things that we would give him (if not for distance, cost, unfamiliarity and impracticality).

I got you a referendum, so you can talk politics and shit with people;



I also got you some mediocre bourbon;



It's quite good as a middle drink. A palate cleanser if you will. It's that crisp and sweet, if you're on whiskies with a lot of character, having a Bulleit inbetween takes away stronger flavours like that of Balvenie. Plus, sometimes it's nice to drink sugary shite.

Enjoy
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
Hydra150
cutebutt mcsexyface
Join date: Nov 2006
1,793 IQ
#3
Quote by beefcake122
he sounds like a pussy

But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
raoooos
gaffer
Join date: May 2010
291 IQ
#4
Quote by beefcake122
he sounds like a pussy
swag

Ha, look at this wannabe Scot.


Happy birthday pal. Independence4realz.
Arby911
Finding the Pattern
Join date: Jul 2010
830 IQ
#6
Some Light reading



and some Cubans to eradicate the taste of the cheap booze above.

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“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
Hydra150
cutebutt mcsexyface
Join date: Nov 2006
1,793 IQ
#8
Quote by magnus_maximus
Thanks gentlemens. I like that cheeky wee quote of myself. Sly, Hydra, sly.

Maybe we're just on the same page, as far as mediocre boubon goes
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
Jackal58
Pit Daddy
Join date: Mar 2007
2,486 IQ
#9
Happy birthday you commie bastard!!!!!!
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SMH07
Chat shít get banged
Join date: Aug 2007
126 IQ
#10
Happy birthday ye wee Scottish bastard.
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
So-Cal
Banned
Join date: Jun 2009
264 IQ
#12
Quote by beefcake122
he sounds like a pussy
swag

he sounds like a swag
pussy
stratman_13
666lb bongsession
Join date: Jun 2007
2,002 IQ
#14
Happy birthday!

--

How do you say "I'm okay" to an answering machine?

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iHurricaneGTR
Big Gumbo Jones
Join date: Aug 2011
70 IQ
#15
happy birthday sir
You dirty piece of shit, you.

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I smoked weed with my mom once.
It was the weirdest moment of my life, and I`ve been caught with my dick in my hand, by my brother, with a giant close up of a dudes face on the tv.

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Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
730 IQ
#16
Happy birthday, ya mental scottish bastard.

I got you a Scottish bird to shag

Jackal58
Pit Daddy
Join date: Mar 2007
2,486 IQ
#18
Why are you still able to type?
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Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
730 IQ
#19
Quote by Jackal58
Why are you still able to type?


The Scots, being always drunk, have learned to adapt.
Jackal58
Pit Daddy
Join date: Mar 2007
2,486 IQ
#20
Quote by Trowzaa
The Scots, being always drunk, have learned to adapt.

Must be a big fucking keyboard man.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
730 IQ
#21
Quote by Jackal58
Must be a big fucking keyboard man.


Big dreams, big women, big keyboards. The motto of Scotland.
eGraham
Rattle That Lock
Join date: Oct 2008
1,539 IQ
#22
Quote by Trowzaa
Big dreams, big women, big keyboards. The motto of Scotland.

Ah the homeland. I ne'er knew her, but I always loved'er.
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
Jackal58
Pit Daddy
Join date: Mar 2007
2,486 IQ
#23
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Big dreams, big women, big keyboards, big dicks. The motto of Scotland.

ftfy.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
MinterMan22
only smells
Join date: Nov 2007
763 IQ
#24
no offense to you but i was under the impression that you were around 50 years old. happy birthday! my gift to you is that you are 28 years younger than what i thought you were
..::fat
lard::..
Hydra150
cutebutt mcsexyface
Join date: Nov 2006
1,793 IQ
#25
I also got you some decent spring weather, but the delivery guy said you weren't in to sign for it
Probably bullshit, those guys chap once then run away. Unfortunately, their schedule is too busy to redeliver for the next couple weeks, so winter's here to stay for a bit longer.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
mystical_1
Doomed
Join date: Jul 2008
336 IQ
#27
I got you a slice of:



Happy Birthday Magnus!
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Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
3,179 IQ
#28
happy birthday you sexy beast
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