#1
In the old days, when you had to look up a word in the dictionary, did you like a word better than another because it started with another letter?

For instance; I have always preferred R over S. Whenever I have to look up something that starts with R, I say to myself: "Haha S! R comes first so its better!" But I also like T, which means whenever I look up a word that starts with T I feel like I've lost because S is before it.

This happens to me in other alphabets as well.

Does it happen to you, Pit?

inb4: ts is bananas
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

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#2
No, you filthy elitist scum.

I like words that make people recoil in shock the most.
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#4
*Obligatory banana pun*
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#6
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The letter 'd' is a dick because he's totally just copied 'b'.


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#7
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The letter 'd' is a dick because he's totally just copied 'b'.
p is the ironic version of b, whereas q is just drunk.
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#10
i hate the letter b

because it's b for bananas

but i like the letter b

becuase it's b for bitches