Ometh
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#1
Hey,

Do you have a prostate gland?

If not close the thread now..


---Welcome to the 2013 Ultimate Prostate Colon Inspection #2---

A few years back this forum saw a couple of anal fisting parties where some of the gentleman that were on the receiving end (of the fisting) had very enlarged prostates.

LINKS:
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1595905

This was really really cancer-y so I'm here to bring it back!


THE RULES AND HOW IT WORKS

NEW RULE:
Your ass is valid for 3 hours only. If u comment saying u are next and have not uploaded pics or have any lube then someone else is free to get reamed in the ass with a fisting glove.

FYI KY liquid lube is being used. Please note that if you use Vaseline for your fist condom it will break it and get your fingers pregnant. Use virgin blood as lube if you want to eat the remnants afterwards (the blood really brings up the taste of crusty dried up shit!).

I have attached a GP5 file that is the first part of the Fisting Sessions Official Soundtrack ©.
Whoever wants to write the proceeding riff will comment on the thread and then write and upload the work they have done (My intro + their addition) This will keep going so it is like (intro + addition + additon etc etc). Please focus on the fisting tho since thats the whole reason of this.

Just remember to COMMENT BEFORE YOU POST

- GP5 ONLY! (GP6 Can open GP5 files just export as GP5)
- Insert Markers with your name to indicate the writer has changed (Shift + Ins)
- Do not add tracks, people have different computers to you and guitar pro can be terrible. (EDIT: Feel free to add as many tracks you need, unless you can do with the F10 thing)
- Noobs need not apply if this seems like to much please gtfo
- F10 everything! do not change tracks instruments or tunings, use F10!!!! (EDIT: Feel free to use add more tunings, just keeo in mind GP5 goes nuts when it has over 15 tracks methinks)

Make it good guys, it's been a few years so we can smash the last one (in the ass obv.)!

Lemme know if this is banworthy lol, I'll edit everything out.
Attachments:
gorgutswouldbeproud.gp5
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Last edited by Ometh at Apr 7, 2013,
Ometh
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#3
No but srsly this is supposed to be a real collab

EDIT: Read the OP for the rules. I added a few edits since the previous collab starter added some really stupid rules lol
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Last edited by Ometh at Apr 7, 2013,
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#5
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hey ometh

Cheesy knows whats up...
My penis
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Ometh
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#9
I didn't even read the rules, I just pasted them from the previous thread. Really fucking dumb rules if you ask me: you guys know your shit, just have some common sense and we'll do just fine.
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Wquennasar
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#11
Dibs

Edit: Ometh more like Boba Fett amirite
Attachments:
Snap, Crackle, Pop.gp5
All is ghost in memory and poison in the sun
Last edited by Wquennasar at Apr 8, 2013,
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#12
Dibs.


Got some free time nao.
o()o

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#13
Actually, not dibs, I'm busy
o()o

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Ometh
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#14
im next

EDIT: Got bored midway so the drums ended up crappy lol.
Attachments:
Popcornintheoven.gp5
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I'm cockblocked regularly by my appearance and personality.
Last edited by Ometh at Apr 12, 2013,
Erra93
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#15
Quote by Ometh
im next

EDIT: Got bored midway so the drums ended up crappy lol.


Pretty pretty, Ometh!
Ometh
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#17
next

done

EDIT: lol i posted on zip folder, maybe theres no need lets see

there isn't, my bad

I like how this collab isn't a full on troll collab, it just gets barely derailed every so often
Attachments:
ballsdeepinyourboyfriendsass.gp5
Quote by slapsymcdougal
I'm cockblocked regularly by my appearance and personality.
Last edited by Ometh at Apr 17, 2013,
Wquennasar
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#19
dibs

edit: Ometh more like Wobbuffet amirite
Attachments:
p-p-p-p-power metal.gp5
All is ghost in memory and poison in the sun
Last edited by Wquennasar at Apr 18, 2013,
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#20
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hello.

Holy crap that was awesome.
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#23
me next

EDIT: Never mind, not enough time to finish. someone else can go.

EDIT2: Going again.
Last edited by RedDeath9 at Apr 28, 2013,
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#24
done. Didn't really put a lot of effort into this one. It's currently 5 AM and I'm at an airport, waiting for my connecting flight, tired as hell.

Can someone stick my name in at bar 206? I'm lazy :3
Attachments:
abortionbreathreprise.zip
Last edited by RedDeath9 at Apr 28, 2013,
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#25
Collabing at an airport? That's dedication right there

Give this man a medal
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Quote by RedDeath9
done. Didn't really put a lot of effort into this one. It's currently 5 AM and I'm at an airport, waiting for my connecting flight, tired as hell.

Can someone stick my name in at bar 206? I'm lazy :3

From 235 on, that's from the first troll collab isn't it? Always loved that riff
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Welcome to have more fun game waiting for you [forbidden link]
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Quote by Ometh
From 235 on, that's from the first troll collab isn't it? Always loved that riff


yep. I've always loved it too.
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Quote by RedDeath9
yep. I've always loved it too.

That was one ridiculous collab lol.

We should get working on a serious one, like the one we were planning a few months ago, but noone wanted to

EDIT: It might work if we did an album in which everyone submitted a song or something. Just like the UG Post-rock/Electronic/Experimentalshoefolk albums but a multi-genre epic thingy, that'd be great lol, with all the T&C regulars, that'd be great.
I dunno

If you guys agree with it I could always bump the old planning thread.
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Last edited by Ometh at Apr 29, 2013,
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#31
Quote by Ometh
That was one ridiculous collab lol.

We should get working on a serious one, like the one we were planning a few months ago, but noone wanted to

EDIT: It might work if we did an album in which everyone submitted a song or something. Just like the UG Post-rock/Electronic/Experimentalshoefolk albums but a multi-genre epic thingy, that'd be great lol, with all the T&C regulars, that'd be great.
I dunno

If you guys agree with it I could always bump the old planning thread.


I must've missed that one. What was it about?
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I must've missed that one. What was it about?

I bumped it, check it out. It's the "Collabs r srs bsnss" one.
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#33
I think it's still all a little vague. Do we want an album with songs written 100% individually, or an album full of collab songs? Second one would be a bit cooler, I think. Actually, that's basically what we tried that one time... You know... That time.

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1495211

That thing (which was way, way bigger before, but I can't be bothered looking for the original thread).
Ometh
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Quote by RedDeath9
I think it's still all a little vague. Do we want an album with songs written 100% individually, or an album full of collab songs? Second one would be a bit cooler, I think. Actually, that's basically what we tried that one time... You know... That time.

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1495211

That thing (which was way, way bigger before, but I can't be bothered looking for the original thread).

This is what I have in mind, yes. At first it was supposed to be one huge collab song, but this seems alot more feasible. The main difference is that it would span more genres to accomodate different writing styles: I can't write prog so I would be automatically out lol.
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#35
That'd be cool. We'd have to take certain measures to ensure quality though. For instance, try to stay in the same genre for the whole song, and don't abruptly switch keys *cough* wquennasar *cough* (unless the change makes sense, of course. If they can justify the change, it's cool). The songs would take at least a tiny bit of planning, like when we decide where to reuse themes. I'd be down for working on something like that though, for sure. Wanna make a new thread?
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#36
ive always thought it would be cool to do a collab where for a song, one person writes one individual instrument. for instance one person would write a guitar part and someone else would be the 'bassist' and then someone else the 'drummer'. like...guitar pro, jam style. Lol. itd be cool to do an EP or album that way
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#37
I think I might jam my fist into this one..but not quite yet. :p


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Quote by RedDeath9
done. Didn't really put a lot of effort into this one. It's currently 5 AM and I'm at an airport, waiting for my connecting flight, tired as hell.

Can someone stick my name in at bar 206? I'm lazy :3


Aww man, I'm honored that you would write a variation of one of my parts