treborillusion
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Today I went to Wing Yip; for the unintitated, Wing Yip is an Asian supermarket.


I bought a bunch of stuff; bombay mix, curry paste, evian water and this lemon soda from Japan called Kimura.

It was warm so I put it in my fridge because I wanted to try it cold... This bottle looks funky but, I want my soda.

I've pressed the green thing, I heard a carbination release/fizz and... The green bottle opener thing has fallen off and I fear I'm not smart enough to open my lemon soda.
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Last edited by treborillusion at Apr 9, 2013,
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Congratulations. Now the Japanese own your soul.

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You bring great shame to the Japanese.
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treborillusion
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I think this is what I've got.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM-TiMYv6ys
Mine says Kimura but YouTube and Google call it Ramune? IDK]

The bootle shape's the same and, so's the lid but... The label's different.
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
treborillusion
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#7
I'VE OPENED IT!


It was a marble.
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
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#8
couldn't you just have poured it into a glass? I mean if you heard a fizz then there's got to be some sort of hole
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Aw, kinda jelly trebor... but not really, cuz going there on saturday to Tai Tung

Art thou mad?
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It's a bitch to open especially if you don't know japanese
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I fear I'm nopt smart enough.

And with good reason.
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Quote by treborillusion
I fear I'm nopt smart enough to open my lemon soda.


took you that long to find out?
It's over simplified, So what!

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You must be drinking Ramune XD It's quite good, but runs out quickly. Take the plastic thingy and push on it to have a smaller plastic thingy (Made no sense but I hope you're following). Then take it and push on the marble. Apply pressure after the marble falls to avoid explosions. Then after the fizz goes down, drink it. They warn you to not take the marble out, but I've done it before
treborillusion
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#15
Yeah, it is Ramune. -- I've never heard of it until today.

Not bad for 90p (It's 50% off).
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
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Trebor is back!
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never mind didn't knwo the thread was necroed


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it's to save the guys from embarrassment

y'know?

because of their...
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I forgot about that comment.

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**** me i thought you unbanned him for a minute
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Quote by skylerjames13
never mind didn't knwo the thread was necroed


awks

im glad i noticed just before i posted literally the same thing i did last time
that would be awks