Poll: Were You Breast of Bottle Fed?
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View poll results: Were You Breast of Bottle Fed?
Breast
40 60%
Bottle
17 25%
Dont Know
10 15%
Voters: 67.
Lucky-Luciano
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Join date: Apr 2013
94 IQ
#1
Where you breast or bottle fed as a child? Ask your mother if you dont know.

Do you think it affects you emotionally later in life like some psychologists say?
Last edited by Lucky-Luciano at Apr 18, 2013,
PlecPicker
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Join date: Apr 2012
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#2
I can't remember <.< ...

Never cropped up in conversations with my mum -.-
bingeandletgo
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Join date: Oct 2007
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#3
No shit, of course it affects you later in life. The younger you are, the more important nutrition is. Something tells me you're supposed to drink breast milk instead of baby formula...
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#5
I suckled on the teat of mankind's destruction.
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leony03
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#8
Quote by Lucky-Luciano
orly?


Rly.
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angusfan16
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Join date: Jan 2008
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#9
I been sucklin on those titties braaah
Sail upon the open skies
Neo Evil11
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Join date: Feb 2006
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#10
Bottle and I turned out just fine.
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Wolfinator-x
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#11
Seriously?

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Nameless742
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Join date: May 2009
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#12
I was in about them like a dog eating beetroot.
Love titties.
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beefcake122
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Join date: Jan 2010
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#13
breast, also my four youngest siblings were all born at home with a midwife, my parents don't really believe in doctors unless it's something serious you can't take care of on your own
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yoman297
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Join date: Oct 2010
1,476 IQ
#14
i had a bottle and i have never heard about bad shit going down because of others using it

somebody want to give me the gist?
WCPhils
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Join date: Sep 2010
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#16
Quote by LostLegion
Breast. Because I was liked by my mother.

this
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
crazysam23_Atax
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Join date: Oct 2009
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#18
Quote by Neo Evil11
Bottle and I turned out just fine.

No, hate to say it, my nemesis...but you did NOT turn out "fine".

OT:
Breast.

Because breasts are awesome, and breast milk is therefore that much more awesome.
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Johnny
Join date: Dec 2006
632 IQ
#19
Quote by ChucklesMginty
That wasn't milk..


Then why did I pour it into my cereal?
It's a process, not an event.
Neo Evil11
Feminist
Join date: Feb 2006
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#20
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
No, hate to say it, my nemesis...but you did NOT turn out "fine".

OT:
Breast.

Because breasts are awesome, and breast milk is therefore that much more awesome.

You're correct, I turned out "great".
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Carnivean
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#21
How the hell hasn't this turned into a gay marriage debate yet?

Turn it into one now!
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MetalMullet
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Join date: Aug 2010
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#22
I've heard that kids who weren't breast fed are 93% more likely to become pedophiles.
Neo Evil11
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Join date: Feb 2006
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#23
Quote by MetalMullet
I've heard that kids who weren't breast fed are 93% more likely to become pedophiles.

Make that 100%
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Redsectoreh
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#24
Breast. I volunteered at a daycare years ago and found a pamphlet talking about how formula is pretty much nothing but terrible for a baby.
Nick92Slayer
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Join date: Mar 2011
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#25
Breast. We took turns and swapped as times were hard
The time has come for all to see

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MetalMullet
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Join date: Aug 2010
898 IQ
#26
You know, considering what the modern day mum eats, burgers, chips, cheetos, coca cola diet light, diet pills, all the fukin skin products that the skin absorbs etc... I'm not sure if I'd choose to drink from her tits or try that formula. I'd probably drink from the bottle and then just suck on her titties for fun.
crazysam23_Atax
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#27
Quote by Neo Evil11
You're correct, I turned out "great".

Yeah, a great disappointment.

Walked right into that one.
Neo Evil11
Feminist
Join date: Feb 2006
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#28
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Yeah, a great disappointment.

Walked right into that one.

A great disappointment for those who wanted to see me fail yeah. Because I am excellent.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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yoman297
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#29
oh yeah, an addition on my previous post, I was bottle fed and I am autistic and deaf.
crazysam23_Atax
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#30
Quote by Neo Evil11
A great disappointment for those who wanted to see me fail yeah. Because I am excellent.

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Neo Evil11
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#31
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
You're narcissistic is what you are.

But at least I excel at being narcissistic too.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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Most_Triumphant
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#32
Breast, my mother reminds me once in awhile just to bug me.
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DonGlover
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#33
Quote by Most_Triumphant
Breast, my mother reminds me once in awhile just to bug me.

"Hey, remember when you used to suck my tits?" That sounds like a terrible thing to bug your child with.
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Butt Rayge
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#35
Both.

Quote by Carnivean
How the hell hasn't this turned into a gay marriage debate yet?

Turn it into one now!

Surely you mean a gay adoption debate.
Last edited by Butt Rayge at Apr 18, 2013,