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I actually knew some called Forrest.

Gibson 2005 Les Paul Standard
Fender Road Worn Strat w/ Noiseless pickups
Marshall JCM 2000 401C
Marshall Vintage Modern 2266
Marshall 1960A cab (Dave Hill from Slade's old cab)
Ibanez TS9DX
EHX Little Big Muff
Freshman Acoustic
Just take your first name, and add the prefix "fitz".
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Sir, the contents of my mouth just blew all over my keyboard, desk, and part of my monitor. For the record, it was slightly chewed Keebler cookies and coffee slurry.

The average pitmonkey's response to my jokes.
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Get an Abortion.

You can abbreviate it if you want.

Not an abbreviation, but maybe his superhero alter-ego: Abort-o!

Or, Abortion Man!

Or, The Aborted Spiderman, The Incredible Abortion, Captain Abortion, Thorbortion, Hawkeybortion, Iron Abotion. Whatevs.
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u r 1 cheeky kunt m8

(no idea who that is, I was referencing GoT)
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

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My name can actually be traced back to as early as the 1990s, it means "fuck off data miner"
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If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
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You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.

Listening to: The terrible 2000's radio rock playing over the speaker in the pub next to me in this shopping center I'm working in

The joke is that my avatar is half of Colin Mochrie's face, hence, semi-Colin. Brilliant, huh?
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
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