macaroni
UG's Colourblind Guy
Join date: Sep 2007
750 IQ
#8
Wank, go to the pub, wank at the pub, wank on your way home from the pub, wank again when you get home.
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Butt Rayge
UG Resident
Join date: Jan 2009
2,788 IQ
#9
Quote by K'Nuckles
Go to the pub.

Quote by captainsnazz
Wank


Both of these.
Quote by DardoBoy
Wank then go to the pub.

Not necessarily in this order.

Quote by K'Nuckles
Wank AT the pub.

Certainly not like this.
simba1312
Currently existing.
Join date: Oct 2010
537 IQ
#10
Wank in the pub you have in your house.
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Dempsey68
ihavenoideawhatimdoing
Join date: Nov 2008
3,330 IQ
#13
build a den out of couches and bedding in the living room, turn all the lights off and close the curtains/blinds, then play COD or MoH on the 360/ps3 in the dark and properly get into it and when the girlfriend/wife walks in and questions what's going on, reach out and pull her into the den citing that "it's too dangerous out there"

then shag her.
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Wesbanez
Registered Abuser
Join date: Aug 2007
1,380 IQ
#15
Quote by Dempsey68
build a den out of couches and bedding in the living room, turn all the lights off and close the curtains/blinds, then play COD or MoH on the 360/ps3 in the dark and properly get into it and when the girlfriend/wife walks in and questions what's going on, reach out and pull her into the den citing that "it's too dangerous out there"

then shag her.


This has to be spoken from experience

Major brownie points after this I imagine
metal4all
Always tripping
Join date: Jun 2004
922 IQ
#17
Clean, do laundry, work on a vehicle (at least check fluids and tire pressure), make something delicious to eat, and then get drunk.
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Dreadnought
Oceanic Mountainman
Join date: Sep 2002
5,267 IQ
#18
Go somewhere you haven't been before

If it's nice, do something outside

Go to a vineyard/brewery
But we little know until tried how much of the uncontrollable there is in us, urging across glaciers and torrents, and up dangerous heights, let the judgment forbid as it may.
JackSaints
Titleless Peasant
Join date: Mar 2013
213 IQ
#21
1. Make a splendid song using whatever musical instruments you have handy
2. Wank to the results
TwoPlusTwo
Tab Contributor
Join date: Feb 2013
168 IQ
#22
Most people choose to do things that they never had time to getting around to.
Cleaning your house.
Backing up your computer data.
Maybe finally learning your favorite album back to back, on guitar.
clevelandcavs22
Registered User
Join date: Aug 2010
309 IQ
#24
Ask us what amp to get for around $600 to play metal.
-ltd mh-350fr
-ltd ec-401
-Ibanez RGA42FM
-peavey valveking 112
-line 6 spider iii 30 watt
-pedalz
Joshua Garcia
Joshole
Join date: Jun 2009
5,830 IQ
#25
Build a pub and make it as complete as possible.

Then wank all over it.


I missed the time for this.
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jontejonasson
Registered User
Join date: Jan 2011
237 IQ
#26
Quote by macaroni
Wank, go to the pub, wank at the pub, wank on your way home from the pub, wank again when you get home.

and repeat.
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mjones1992
Guest
Join date: May 2008
445 IQ
#27
+1 to wanking then going to da pub.

I would suggest while at the pub, getting inebriated, thus working up the courage to pick up a solid 6, and then taxi back to your place. serenade her with some jack johnson, and then spend an hour trying to get it up as you'll have liquordick.
latinromans
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2011
385 IQ
#28
Pick your poison, get to you ideal level of inebriation, then look deep inside. If you still can't think anything that will bring you happiness then call over a friend and have an emotional talk about why you feel dead inside and cry it out, you'll feel a lot better. Then see if they have any ideas and party hard knowing today is a glorious new start to rest of your life.