#1
1O. Commercial music has no worthwhile content
09. Quantity of opinion does not = Qualtiy of player
08. Just because hes dead doesn't mean hes a legend
07. Tasteless wankery does not equate to technicality
06. Swirls on your guitars look gay
05. Wow you can sweep congratu-****ing-lations now stop.
04. He plays a seven string.
03. He writes riffs like this 000-000-0-00-00000-0000-00000-000!
02. Awesome tattoos bro! Is that a fairy?
01 Number one reason your favorite guitarist sucks? He wears ****ing makeup

Aren't lists great?
#3
I was really trying to impress you... Can I have your autograph?
Last edited by Fastiticalon at Aug 5, 2013,
#4
10 Reasons why your favourite thread sucks:

10 - You don't know how to write the number 10... it doesn't use an O
9 - You're assuming all people on this forum worship a popular guitarist
8 - You're an idiot
7 - Assuming those assumptions harder plz
6 - Still an idiot
5- I think my assumption counter is over heating
4 - I'll send you the bill for the repair work on my assumption counter
3 - And for my back up assumption counter
2 - You're an idiot
1 - Your thread is bad and you should feel bad
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Last edited by ChemicalFire at Aug 5, 2013,
#5
Quote by ChemicalFire
10 Reasons why you're favourite thread sucks:

10 - You don't know how to write the number 10... it doesn't use an O
9 - You're assuming all people on this forum worship a popular guitarist
8 - You're an idiot
7 - Assuming those assumptions harder plz
6 - Still an idiot
5- I think my assumption counter is over heating
4 - I'll send you the bill for the repair work on my assumption counter
3 - And for my back up assumption counter
2 - You're an idiot
1 - Your thread is bad and you should feel bad


#6
Quantity of opinion kind of does equal quality of content, for, there's a reason why there's a quantity of opinion. For example, a lot of people admire Eddie Van Halen, and he is not a "tasteless wanka" that guy can shred...but of course people like you Fastiticalon dislike popular music for the very fact that its popular...so vain.
#7
10/10 thread.
Would read again.
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I make music sometimes.
#10
And just for fun, I'll come up with a response to all 1O reasons.

"1O. Commercial music has no worthwhile content"
Define commercial, worthwhile, and content.

"09. Quantity of opinion does not = Qualtiy of player"
That could go either way.

"08. Just because hes dead doesn't mean hes a legend"
Just because he (or she) is dead doesn't mean he (or she) sucks.

"07. Tasteless wankery does not equate to technicality"
Technicality does not equate to tasteless wankery. Also, define tasteless wankery, and technicality (just for the fun of it).

"06. Swirls on your guitars look gay"
That's a matter of personal taste. Also, the way a guitar looks doesn't change how well someone plays.

"05. Wow you can sweep congratu-****ing-lations now stop."
Though I understand the annoyance of hearing a song that's nonstop sweeps, how do you know that a person's favorite guitarists do that?

"04. He plays a seven string."
Personal taste, and once again how do you know?

"03. He writes riffs like this 000-000-0-00-00000-0000-00000-000!"
Refer to 04 and 05.

"02. Awesome tattoos bro! Is that a fairy?"
Refer to 03

"01 Number one reason your favorite guitarist sucks? He wears ****ing makeup"
Refer to 02