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Beta
10 18%
Alpha
12 21%
Considerate
35 61%
Voters: 57.
#3
what's pissing silently, like hitting the side of the bowl so it doesn't tinkle as much?
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#4
I only do it at night. Otherwise I aim straight for the water to assert my dominance over the household.
#5
I've always found the sound of the piss hitting the water obnoxious.
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#6
**** that, pissing in the toilet at all is beta as ****.
Your literally marking your territory as just the toilet.
I piss all over the walls and furniture to ensure my territory as the Alpha male.
#7
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I only do it at night. Otherwise I aim straight for the water to assert my dominance over the household.

The best dominance would be to wake everyone up to show who's boss.
#8
Who the shit does this
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#10
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The best dominance would be to wake everyone up to show who's boss.


I think he's trying to avoid being rude.

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#13
I always piss on the sides above the water, unless I'm really drunk and don't care. I think I started doing it when I learned about UTI's and that freaked me out. Now it's just habit.
#14
I do it because I'm preparing myself for a scenario where peeing silently is necessary.
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#17
How the **** do you do it without all the water just splashing out and making a mess on and around the toilet? I try and try, but it becomes too messy. Am I just pissing too hard? And how do I stop the piss from hitting the floor in the final part of the piss when you start to run out of energy and your piss stream becomes weaker and doesn't go out as far? That part always ****s me and I end up pissing a bit on the floor.
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#18
I piss silently by aiming for the side. If you hit directly into the water, it's just gonna splash pee water everywhere. Idiots.

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#21
At night so I dont wake up my wife. I have a long dick so the piss doesn't have to travel so far, so when it does hit the bowl of water it splashes loudly and creates a ruckus.
#22
I've always thought it sounded revolting even when I'm doing it, so yeah I hit the bowl.
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#25
I always piss silently
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#26
I always piss silently. Doesn't splash the water everywhere and no obnoxious sounds.
#28
I piss silently because I don't particularly want to be splashed with piss, but you spastics go ahead and 'assert your dominance'.

Real alphas have to piss against the bowl because our superior groin and stomach muscles mean that the piss exist our huge wangs at such a velocity as to vacate the water from the toilet in a magnificent, Pompeii-esque eruption.
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#29
My piss was so forceful this morning I had to switch to pissing at the side of the bowl to prevent splash back.
#30
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IReal alphas have to piss against the bowl because our superior groin and stomach muscles mean that the piss exist our huge wangs at such a velocity as to vacate the water from the toilet in a magnificent, Pompeii-esque eruption.

So a cloud of toxic gas?

But yeah silent pissing all the time. I've always disliked the sound of urine hitting the water idk why though.
#31
I piss as loud as I can even at night. Sometimes I even wake up my family and make them watch as I piss in and around the toilet bowl and make them clean it up. Anyone who doesn't do this is a beta bitch niqqa
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#32
Here we go again:

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#33
I always piss silently. I hate the sound myself, and frankly I don't want my pee flying everywhere. There are times when I'll piss loud, hitting the water. For example at a bar and the cubicle door won't close, or other such situations.
#36
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I do it because I'm preparing myself for a scenario where peeing silently is necessary.

In a survival situation where you're surrounded by 14 Russian ninjas and the slightest noise may mean your discovery and obvious death, peeing silently would be a useful too.
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