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Beta
10 18%
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12 21%
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35 61%
Voters: 57.
Weaponized
Join date: Mar 2011
1,756 IQ
#2
Why would you do it unless it was late night and someone might wake up or something?
vIsIbleNoIsE
The Asian-Viking Paradox
Join date: Feb 2006
1,540 IQ
#3
what's pissing silently, like hitting the side of the bowl so it doesn't tinkle as much?
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Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
730 IQ
#4
I only do it at night. Otherwise I aim straight for the water to assert my dominance over the household.
Bob_Sacamano
UG Board King
Join date: Jan 2012
238 IQ
#5
I've always found the sound of the piss hitting the water obnoxious.
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macashmack
Maskcashmack
Join date: May 2011
3,359 IQ
#6
**** that, pissing in the toilet at all is beta as ****.
Your literally marking your territory as just the toilet.
I piss all over the walls and furniture to ensure my territory as the Alpha male.
Dimarzio45
Chookie's Cookie
Join date: Jan 2013
763 IQ
#7
Quote by Trowzaa
I only do it at night. Otherwise I aim straight for the water to assert my dominance over the household.

The best dominance would be to wake everyone up to show who's boss.
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Oceanic Mountainman
Join date: Sep 2002
5,226 IQ
#8
Who the shit does this
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WCPhils
UnBanned
Join date: Sep 2010
731 IQ
#9
I find peeing standing up to be sexist
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Soccerguy
Bloo
Join date: Oct 2008
665 IQ
#10
Quote by Dimarzio45
The best dominance would be to wake everyone up to show who's boss.


I think he's trying to avoid being rude.

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soundgarden1986
vaporwave queen
Join date: Jun 2006
1,340 IQ
#11
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
I've always found the sound of the piss hitting the water obnoxious.



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Wormholes
Banned
Join date: Apr 2013
110 IQ
#13
I always piss on the sides above the water, unless I'm really drunk and don't care. I think I started doing it when I learned about UTI's and that freaked me out. Now it's just habit.
lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
4,159 IQ
#14
I do it because I'm preparing myself for a scenario where peeing silently is necessary.
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butts
Join date: Jan 2008
578 IQ
#16
Everyone pees, no need to be shy about it
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Jostry
UG Member
Join date: Dec 2010
2,541 IQ
#17
How the **** do you do it without all the water just splashing out and making a mess on and around the toilet? I try and try, but it becomes too messy. Am I just pissing too hard? And how do I stop the piss from hitting the floor in the final part of the piss when you start to run out of energy and your piss stream becomes weaker and doesn't go out as far? That part always ****s me and I end up pissing a bit on the floor.
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Xiaoxi
Registered Luser
Join date: Nov 2007
2,744 IQ
#18
I piss silently by aiming for the side. If you hit directly into the water, it's just gonna splash pee water everywhere. Idiots.

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Nelshizzle
Banned
Join date: Nov 2004
2,790 IQ
#21
At night so I dont wake up my wife. I have a long dick so the piss doesn't have to travel so far, so when it does hit the bowl of water it splashes loudly and creates a ruckus.
King Donkey
yes
Join date: Jan 2011
777 IQ
#22
I've always thought it sounded revolting even when I'm doing it, so yeah I hit the bowl.
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JackSaints
Titleless Peasant
Join date: Mar 2013
213 IQ
#25
I always piss silently
If you don't like hearing the sound of other people urinating, don't make a racket yourself
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Mhm
Join date: Apr 2008
47 IQ
#26
I always piss silently. Doesn't splash the water everywhere and no obnoxious sounds.
Todd Hart
Do Sadists go to Hell?
Join date: Sep 2009
153 IQ
#28
I piss silently because I don't particularly want to be splashed with piss, but you spastics go ahead and 'assert your dominance'.

Real alphas have to piss against the bowl because our superior groin and stomach muscles mean that the piss exist our huge wangs at such a velocity as to vacate the water from the toilet in a magnificent, Pompeii-esque eruption.
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Duffman123
A cookie full of arsenic
Join date: Mar 2009
2,383 IQ
#29
My piss was so forceful this morning I had to switch to pissing at the side of the bowl to prevent splash back.
DardySon
Marshmellow Dildo
Join date: Jan 2012
175 IQ
#30
Quote by Todd Hart
IReal alphas have to piss against the bowl because our superior groin and stomach muscles mean that the piss exist our huge wangs at such a velocity as to vacate the water from the toilet in a magnificent, Pompeii-esque eruption.

So a cloud of toxic gas?

But yeah silent pissing all the time. I've always disliked the sound of urine hitting the water idk why though.
slybacon
Snarky Little Git
Join date: Dec 2009
114 IQ
#31
I piss as loud as I can even at night. Sometimes I even wake up my family and make them watch as I piss in and around the toilet bowl and make them clean it up. Anyone who doesn't do this is a beta bitch niqqa
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mystical_1
Doomed
Join date: Jul 2008
336 IQ
#32
Here we go again:

Standing up
Shirt on
Around the back, downward, minutely penetrating wipe
Yellow let it mellow
Quiet at night
Bubbles alright
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boreamor
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Join date: Oct 2006
751 IQ
#33
I always piss silently. I hate the sound myself, and frankly I don't want my pee flying everywhere. There are times when I'll piss loud, hitting the water. For example at a bar and the cubicle door won't close, or other such situations.
fanapathy
B-Tuned
Join date: Jul 2010
1,983 IQ
#34
The **** is this, have pua nerds invaded the entire internet?
slayer_rule_\m/
Nothing is good.
Join date: Aug 2007
906 IQ
#35
Real men know how to control their piss. So it's indeed an alpha move.
eGraham
Rattle That Lock
Join date: Oct 2008
1,539 IQ
#36
Quote by lolmnt
I do it because I'm preparing myself for a scenario where peeing silently is necessary.

In a survival situation where you're surrounded by 14 Russian ninjas and the slightest noise may mean your discovery and obvious death, peeing silently would be a useful too.
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