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#41
Quote by Todd Hart
Still not as gay as Superman.

Seriously, Superman is a bullshit hero. He's just invincible. Nothing can kill him. His only weakness, one weakness, is kryptonite. You know what, though? If he flies into the sun he gains power from it and not even kryptonite can hurt him. He's such a shitty cop-out super hero. It's like that kid you always knew who you'd play action figures with. "My guy shot your guy" "Nuh-uh, he's got a bullet proof vest!" "I threw a grenade, he's dead" "nuh-uh he has a bomb proof suit on".

Superman ****ing sucks cocks.
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#42
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Seriously, Superman is a bullshit hero. He's just invincible. Nothing can kill him. His only weakness, one weakness, is kryptonite. You know what, though? If he flies into the sun he gains power from it and not even kryptonite can hurt him. He's such a shitty cop-out super hero. It's like that kid you always knew who you'd play action figures with. "My guy shot your guy" "Nuh-uh, he's got a bullet proof vest!" "I threw a grenade, he's dead" "nuh-uh he has a bomb proof suit on".

Superman ****ing sucks cocks.

Damn!

Also, Superman works in the same building that Bruce Wayne/Batman owns.
#43
Who says he's going to be starring in it? He might just play the part of someone who gets rescued or something, with 10 min of screentime.
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#45
Quote by naedauuf
Seriously, Superman is a bullshit hero. He's just invincible. Nothing can kill him. His only weakness, one weakness, is kryptonite. You know what, though? If he flies into the sun he gains power from it and not even kryptonite can hurt him. He's such a shitty cop-out super hero. It's like that kid you always knew who you'd play action figures with. "My guy shot your guy" "Nuh-uh, he's got a bullet proof vest!" "I threw a grenade, he's dead" "nuh-uh he has a bomb proof suit on".

Superman ****ing sucks cocks.

Lol at people who try to act jaded by dissing Superman.
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#46
Quote by naedauuf
Seriously, Superman is a bullshit hero. He's just invincible. Nothing can kill him. His only weakness, one weakness, is kryptonite. You know what, though? If he flies into the sun he gains power from it and not even kryptonite can hurt him. He's such a shitty cop-out super hero. It's like that kid you always knew who you'd play action figures with. "My guy shot your guy" "Nuh-uh, he's got a bullet proof vest!" "I threw a grenade, he's dead" "nuh-uh he has a bomb proof suit on".

Superman ****ing sucks cocks.

TBH his enemies also tend to be "scaled" to his level. Also, in the end the greatest superhero stories are more about what's going on in the hero's head than just fisticuffs.

But I have read like 2 Supes comics in my lifetime so eh.
#47
Quote by hardcore81
the front page says "based on the dark knight falls by frank miller." no such thing, it's called the dark knight returns. i call shenanigans.

I just googled it and the 4th issue of The Dark Knight Returns was called The Dark Knight falls.
#48
I think it would be hilarious if JB was in it. I think they should keep getting more off the wall actors, and just make this one of the stupidest movies ever.

Just think about it, Affleck for Batman, JB for robin, get that peewee Herman guy for the main villain, maybe throw Oprah in there, and the cast of American Pie.

It'll be so stupid it's good.
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#49
Isn't the bigger issue the fact that batman doesn't stand a chance against superman? Since batman's super power is money... he's pretty much a bitch.
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#50
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Isn't the bigger issue the fact that batman doesn't stand a chance against superman? Since batman's super power is money... he's pretty much a bitch.

If its Frank Miller's Batman, he won't bw a bitch.
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#51
Quote by CaptainCanti
If its Frank Miller's Batman, he won't bw a bitch.

Meh, I still don't see the novelty of batman as a super hero. They should make Spider-Man vs. Hulk
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#53
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Meh, I still don't see the novelty of batman as a super hero. They should make Spider-Man vs. Hulk

That would get really boring after the first ten minutes.

I doubt Superman/Batman is even going to specifically be a versus movie.
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#54
Quote by homeless-john
Intead he'll just be a brick shit house who lost his goddamn mind.

Pretty much
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#55
Quote by CaptainCanti
That would get really boring after the first ten minutes.

I doubt Superman/Batman is even going to specifically be a versus movie.

Nah, the comic was good.
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#57
In regards to the Affleck stuff, I do remember all the hate Heath Ledger got when it was announced when he was playing the Joker.

Don't forget, Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms. He's also a different actor now, he's a shrewd businessman and director, I can't see him ****ing something like this up, not at this stage of his career.
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