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Join date: Jul 2009
211 IQ
I was out in the woods with my mate when he broke in to song and dance. "What are you doing?" I said

"Well, tree's a crowd"

Yeah fuck yourself
Miss Kristen
Join date: Jun 2009
230 IQ
I won't even bother because my trees puns are far too elaborate for any of you to get.
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.

Quote by Arby911
Kristen is very open-minded; believes that everyone is entitled to her opinion...

Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...

Read this please.
cutebutt mcsexyface
Join date: Nov 2006
182 IQ
so there was a joke in a comedy show I watched a while back
and it was like about an absent PE teacher who had stopped teaching because he became a tree surgeon
or, something about yewtree operations
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
UG Board King
Join date: Apr 2006
120 IQ
Plankly scarlett, i dont give a wonderboom.

Acacia didn't pick up on it, that was just a bad one.
Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

Rattle That Lock
Join date: Oct 2008
70 IQ
I must ash you to rub my maples and dogwood
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
Registered Abuser
Join date: Feb 2010
183 IQ
Quote by jakesmellspoo
this thread is barking stupid.

yet you're all in here pining for attention.
Then leave.

Quote by raoooos
leave it
Not sure if a sig is a necessity.
Last edited by Guodlca at Nov 8, 2013,
through being cool
Join date: Dec 2008
90 IQ
i told her about the pressure differential in my xylem tube but she said she couldn't generate enough transpirational pull to get the liquid up from my root. i tipped her $20 anyway and told her to leaf.
i don't know why i feel so dry
UG's Colourblind Guy
Join date: Sep 2007
50 IQ
This thread gives me wood. I don't know if I'maple to get it down.
Senior Fun Correspondent
Join date: May 2006
50 IQ
Do they all have to be about trees or am I allowed to go out on a limb?
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2011
130 IQ
This thread is pine until yew sat to exaggerate, so if yew will all excuse m, It's time for me to leaf
Join date: Nov 2004
170 IQ
A trunk is not found in the trunk of a car, nor the junk in the trunk. It is where the trunk is found, in the tree's trunk near the trunk of the trunk.

Happy Trunk Day everyone!

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