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I was out in the woods with my mate when he broke in to song and dance. "What are you doing?" I said

"Well, tree's a crowd"

Yeah fuck yourself
I won't even bother because my trees puns are far too elaborate for any of you to get.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
so there was a joke in a comedy show I watched a while back
and it was like about an absent PE teacher who had stopped teaching because he became a tree surgeon
or, something about yewtree operations
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
Plankly scarlett, i dont give a wonderboom.

Acacia didn't pick up on it, that was just a bad one.
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What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

I must ash you to rub my maples and dogwood
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
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this thread is barking stupid.

yet you're all in here pining for attention.
Then leave.

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leave it
Not sure if a sig is a necessity.
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i told her about the pressure differential in my xylem tube but she said she couldn't generate enough transpirational pull to get the liquid up from my root. i tipped her $20 anyway and told her to leaf.
i don't know why i feel so dry
This thread gives me wood. I don't know if I'maple to get it down.
Do they all have to be about trees or am I allowed to go out on a limb?
This thread is pine until yew sat to exaggerate, so if yew will all excuse m, It's time for me to leaf
A trunk is not found in the trunk of a car, nor the junk in the trunk. It is where the trunk is found, in the tree's trunk near the trunk of the trunk.

Happy Trunk Day everyone!

Most of the important things

in the world have been accomplished

by people who have kept on

trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
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