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alienholdsworth
Banned
Join date: Mar 2014
437 IQ
#41
Hookups in my experience often bring you

an overweight girl
a sexually transmitted disease
a ton of crazy
a crazy ex looking to kill you

i met a girl who had 3 and a half categories..she was busty not fat. the best kind are rebounders just wanting anyone.
theguitarist
I closed your thread.
Join date: Sep 2003
1,293 IQ
#42
no names and doing some messed up brutal stuff.


like, the scabs from last time have finally peeled off.


most physical contact is inherently disgusting to me but I can't help my instincts and urges so it all manifests in rage bangs.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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Banjocal
UG's only only
Join date: Sep 2009
1,174 IQ
#43
Quote by theguitarist
no names and doing some messed up brutal stuff.


like, the scabs from last time have finally peeled off.


most physical contact is inherently disgusting to me but I can't help my instincts and urges so it all manifests in rage bangs.
This sounds like a vampire trying to avoid their need for human blood but with sex instead.
theguitarist
I closed your thread.
Join date: Sep 2003
1,293 IQ
#44
Quote by Banjocal
This sounds like a vampire trying to avoid their need for human blood but with sex instead.



There has been biting but not enough to pierce the skin. Still left nasty marks though.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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thebassmaster
Becoming Addicted Again
Join date: Mar 2002
549 IQ
#46
Quote by theguitarist
no names and doing some messed up brutal stuff.


like, the scabs from last time have finally peeled off.


most physical contact is inherently disgusting to me but I can't help my instincts and urges so it all manifests in rage bangs.


kinky
Originally posted by Diminishedfaith

6. Lied? Would I?
10. Done LSD? who's she?
17. Cheated on someone? it was an accident, i didnt remember i had the gameshark on.....
41. Been called a *****?yes, they rate me 5 stars...
46. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle?no, i dont have insurance
Cajundaddy
60s throwback
Join date: Feb 2014
32 IQ
#47
Quote by alienholdsworth
Hookups in my experience often bring you

an overweight girl
a sexually transmitted disease
a ton of crazy
a crazy ex looking to kill you

i met a girl who had 3 and a half categories..she was busty not fat. the best kind are rebounders just wanting anyone.


+1
All of the above. Fat crazy stalkers with herpes take the party out of casual sex pretty quickly.
"Your sound is in your hands as much as anything. It's the way you pick, and the way you hold the guitar, more than it is the amp or the guitar you use." -- Stevie Ray Vaughan

"Anybody can play. The note is only 20 percent. The attitude of the motherfucker who plays it is 80 percent." -- Miles Davis
CrossBack7
Vicious Dog Man
Join date: Dec 2006
993 IQ
#48
Quote by chookiecookie
angus has this all wrong

i browsed the ky craiglist personals one time, and all i could find were gay black men or 'straight' guys just wanting to ram in another man's ass.

I was shocked.



Yeah, you wouldn't expect KY to have a large, redneck gay community. But it's there. Ohhhhhhh, it's there.
DisarmGoliath
Disarms Goliaths
Join date: Dec 2008
1,391 IQ
#49
^ They don't call it KY Jelly for nothing.


Indeed, they call it 'KY Jelly' because that's the name of the brand/product
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
BladeSlinger
nerd
Join date: Jan 2007
1,793 IQ
#50
I've hooked up with one of my friends a couple times. It would go for a month or two then it would taper off. Usually over a time when we were both out of school and available for that stuff. Eventually both of us wanted something more serious so we broke it off.
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Rockford_rocks
Z -> v -> ^+A
Join date: Apr 2006
1,316 IQ
#51
I've been trying this the last day or two. A few bites but no hooks. Guess I just gotta keep plugging away, seems like fun.
archangels
HAIL SK8N
Join date: Dec 2004
599 IQ
#52
Quote by Banjocal
I can't really do it with anyone I'm not emotionally connected with/gaygaygay etc

Yeah, me too. It's a real shame too because I really like fat chicks, so you would think that bagging them on craigslist would be easy.