#1
Not even joking. Genuinely feel like I've accomplished something.

Anyone else ever done this?
RIP Tom Searle.
#7
i think when you've got real accomplishments to gloat about, shit like this is just kinda meaningless. maybe even a bit sad, tbh
#11
i don't have flies in my house, so no
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#15
Shot and killed a fly with a rubber band once.
"I'll have 2 number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda" ~Melvin 'Big Smoke' Harris.
#16
Quote by Oblivoath666
Shot and killed a fly with a rubber band once.

Badass.
You're almost at Mr. Miagi's level