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Weaponized
Join date: Mar 2011
1,756 IQ
#41
Quote by Baby Joel
Just imagine you walk into a public restroom, like in a restaurant or airport or something, and there's like three guys with their dicks out in the sink, just lathering them up with soap and washing them

what steps do I have to take to make this a reality
Eastwinn
through being cool
Join date: Dec 2008
3,138 IQ
#42
Quote by Baby Joel
Just imagine you walk into a public restroom, like in a restaurant or airport or something, and there's like three guys with their dicks out in the sink, just lathering them up with soap and washing them


yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
i don't know why i feel so dry
crazysam23_Atax
Feuergesicht
Join date: Oct 2009
5,710 IQ
#43
Quote by Baby Joel
Just imagine you walk into a public restroom, like in a restaurant or airport or something, and there's like three guys with their dicks out in the sink, just lathering them up with soap and washing them

Guodlca
Registered Abuser
Join date: Feb 2010
426 IQ
#46
Wot, I have yet to see somebody hold his/her dick in public
This said, I have to adjust my testicles rather frequently when sitting down while wearing anything not baggy, because my underpants start itching.
Not sure if a sig is a necessity.
CrazyMatt
UG's Mr.Hyde
Join date: Nov 2010
16 IQ
#47
hm.. well it just feels nice i guess
at least the actual hand-on-balls fondling part

as for public fondling: (while i only do it through my pants) I usually do it before entering a room/bar whatever. it's like checking your pockets really.. you grab it, think to yourself "ah yes, looks like I'm all packed up" and you're good to go
Quote by Telecaster7
Oh dear, current affairs...
So-Cal
Banned
Join date: Jun 2009
264 IQ
#49
Quote by Baby Joel
Just imagine you walk into a public restroom, like in a restaurant or airport or something, and there's like three guys with their dicks out in the sink, just lathering them up with soap and washing them

the trouble with doing that is getting it over the lip of the basin, sometimes you have to stretch and lean and it's an awkward affair

unless, there were special dick washing sinks
eGraham
Rattle That Lock
Join date: Oct 2008
1,567 IQ
#51
To make sure it's still there
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
Eastwinn
through being cool
Join date: Dec 2008
3,138 IQ
#52
Quote by Eastwinn
and grab my dick


OOOOOOOOOOH!

say what say what

i'm a bad bad man
i don't know why i feel so dry
Wiegenlied
Registered Usurper
Join date: May 2008
1,621 IQ
#53
When im alone my hand always ends up on my balls. I dont know how or why but it happens. And its not even sexual.
Quote by Night
wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
chrismendiola
Join date: May 2014
964 IQ
#54
Why do some women, whilst sucking a penis, take the thing out and smack it with their cheeks? That isn't kinky, it's just hilarious.

The4thHorsemen
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Join date: Feb 2007
2,542 IQ
#56
When I saw this thread I had my left hand in my pants, holding my dick and balls and didn't realize I was doing it until then. When I'm by myself I catch myself doing it all the time. I never do it around other people though.
Cardbored
Registered User
Join date: May 2012
264 IQ
#59
Quote by So-Cal
unless, there were special dick washing sinks


They have those in Japan


Not that I would know
eGraham
Rattle That Lock
Join date: Oct 2008
1,567 IQ
#60
My comment still works
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
The4thHorsemen
?
Join date: Feb 2007
2,542 IQ
#61
didn't notice that. I clicked this thread before I left for band practice, came back and saw it still up and replied without refreshing.
DisarmGoliath
Disarms Goliaths
Join date: Dec 2008
1,411 IQ
#62
Quote by Baby Joel
What a title edit

well played mods



Quote by The4thHorsemen
didn't notice that. I clicked this thread before I left for band practice, came back and saw it still up and replied without refreshing.

Oh aye
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
Acϵ♠
UG Board King
Join date: Apr 2006
2,050 IQ
#65
Quote by Eastwinn
OOOOOOOOOOH!

say what say what

i'm a bad bad man


That's what your mother tells me when she grabs my dick
Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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ultimate-slash
Playing the tempeh
Join date: Oct 2007
759 IQ
#67
I tried to open this thread at work, but my browser warned me that it contained unsuitable content which I wasn't allowed to view at work.
Oh we’re only kids
making a mess
as we run, run hustle and fall

GUIZAR FOR SUPERMODEL 2016

also #tallie2016

Rockford_rocks
Z -> v -> ^+A
Join date: Apr 2006
1,316 IQ
#68
Inspecting it to make sure you're keeping up on your daily washings.

Luckily, you've been able to fool her thus far with lotion, but she's catching onto your antics. Stop being such a dirty filthy boy, Philip.
steve_muse
beating a dead forum
Join date: Dec 2007
421 IQ
#69
Yea it's cos it's comfy. The temptation to do it in public is frustrating. #yestoallmen
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
MeGaDeth2314
UnUnBanned
Join date: Feb 2005
1,376 IQ
#70
Quote by Philip_pepper
I'm being abused by mods. Boo!



Normally I would laugh and abuse you too, but personally I don't think mods should be able to get away with thread titles like this. Threads have been closed for less potentially offensive titles. Seeing as how this is supposed to be a near "family friendly" site now.
steve_muse
beating a dead forum
Join date: Dec 2007
421 IQ
#71
^calm down it's a recurring joke about Philip and his mum
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.