psychodelia
Defensive Specialist
Join date: Feb 2004
2,298 IQ
#1
And now, the results you have all been waiting for...

The awards ceremony of the 2nd annual Apollos!

Tonight's awards are hosted by none other than Keith Jarrett:



Let's just hope he doesn't sing.


Upsets, shockers, and wonderfully embarrassing acceptance speeches await. So grab a drink, walk down the red carpet, and settle down into one of the available cushy, overstuffed armchairs as we present... THE RESULTS!


The "Re-incarnation of Plato" Award(Most intelligent)
Bangoodcharlote

The "Popped Collar" Award(Sexiest)
Elvenkindje

The Vanity Award(Best Avatar)
GuitarMunky

The Augmented Award(Most Jazz-educated)
Nick_

The "Fonz" Award(Coolest username)
:-D

The "Oh My God Get This Thing Off Me!!" Award(Most ridiculous username)
:-D (Congrats, smiley, for the most ridiculously cool name!)

The "Good Samaritan" Award(Most Helpful)
Bangoodcharlote

The "Rest In Real Life" Award(Best Past MT Mod)
Elvenkindje

The "Blitzkrieg" Award(Least patient)
Archeo_Avis

The "Tweed Jacket" Award(Most Likely to become a mod)
Bangoodcharlote

The Leatherface Award(Most likely to kill a man)
z4twenny

The "Rated G for General" Award (least offensive)
bluesrocker101

The "Pied Piper of Sexual Uncertainty" Award(Most likely to end up playing flute for a living)
Kirbyrocknroll

The "Casualty01" Award (Most profane)
Casualty01

The "A.C. Slater" Award(Most likely to get banned/warned in this thread)
confusius

The "Uncredible Hulk" Award(Least Theoretical)
Ordinary

The "Jeeves the Butler" Award (Most under-appreciated user)
edg

The "Beatles/Stones" Award (Best MT Rivalry.)
Bangoodcharlote vs. GuitarMunky (Note: almost every nomination involved GuitarMunky vs. someone!)

The "So THAT's what Modes Are!" Award (Best n00b)
Corwinoid ......?

The "Rusty Cooley" Award (Most Knowledgeable Advanced Techniques Poster)
Freepower


Time to go home, now. Security is removing the last of the hysterical losers, and Jarrett started singing again. The winners will be off to their victory parties. For the rest of you, we have some extra copies of Glassworks and The Oxford Companion to Music.
(Slightly outdated) Electronic and classical compositions by m'self: Check 'em out
bluesrocker101
Danny
Join date: Jul 2005
997 IQ
#3
The "Rated G for General" Award (least offensive)
bluesrocker101

DANNY

Quote by kevinm4435 to some guy
hey d00d i herd u dont like shred u r a genius 4 thinkin dat. all shred is fukin lame wit no soul u no wat im sayin??
GuitarMunky
I play guitar n stuff
Join date: May 2007
115 IQ
#4
Quote by psychodelia



The Vanity Award(Best Avatar)
GuitarMunky

The "Beatles/Stones" Award (Best MT Rivalry.)
Bangoodcharlote vs. GuitarMunky (Note: almost every nomination involved GuitarMunky vs. someone!)






It's an honor
Last edited by GuitarMunky at May 19, 2008,
justin_fraser
AKA J-Frase
Join date: Jan 2006
806 IQ
#7
Psh, whats this with bangoodcharlote winning all these awards. I think its cause shes a girl. I challenge all of the awards with her name!!!

Just kidding, but seriously, that was unexpected for her to take all of those
Quote by funkdaddyfresh
justin, that was easily the most inspiring, helpful piece of advice anyone has ever given me in regards to my musical pursuits.


Screaming Help
Archeo Avis
UG Nerd
Join date: May 2006
578 IQ
#9
The "Blitzkrieg" Award(Least patient)
Archeo_Avis


I'd like to thank Satan...and Xenu.

The "So THAT's what Modes Are!" Award (Best n00b)
Corwinoid ......?

Que?
Someones knowledge of guitar companies spelling determines what amps you can own. Really smart people can own things like Framus because they sound like they might be spelled with a "y" but they aren't.
Last edited by Archeo Avis at May 19, 2008,
metal4all
Always tripping
Join date: Jun 2004
922 IQ
#13
Quote by psychodelia
The winners will be off to their victory parties. For the rest of you, we have some extra copies of Glassworks and The Oxford Companion to Music.



aw
“Science cannot solve the ultimate mystery of nature. And that is because, in the last analysis, we ourselves are part of nature and therefore part of the mystery that we are trying to solve.”


-Max Planck

☮∞☯♥
branny1982
UG Monkey
Join date: Jan 2007
1,049 IQ
#14
I for one voted Corwin for best noob. We all know justin fraser did....

I voted Archeo Avis for most likely to kill a man (sorry Z). I don't know why i think this, but Archeo, do you own a crossbow?


edit - also, a disjustice has occurred.... how in the world did Stash Jam not win best avatar?

You need to post more Stashy.

double edit - i see i wasn't the only one who thought Cas had to win his own award.
Last edited by branny1982 at May 19, 2008,
Ænimus Prime
Beginner
Join date: Jul 2006
116 IQ
#16
Wankers
My name is Andy
Quote by MudMartin
Only looking at music as math and theory, is like only looking at the love of your life as flesh and bone.

Swinging to the rhythm of the New World Order,
Counting bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums
z4twenny
UG's resident Psychopath
Join date: Nov 2005
936 IQ
#17
Quote by confusius
Not living up to your leather face award are you?



i will not tolerate such blasphemies. there will be cheesegraters, oh yes, cheesegraters.
bluesrocker101
Danny
Join date: Jul 2005
997 IQ
#19
Quote by branny1982

edit - also, a disjustice has occurred.... how in the world did Stash Jam not win best avatar?


How the hell did Mark not win best avatar?!
DANNY

Quote by kevinm4435 to some guy
hey d00d i herd u dont like shred u r a genius 4 thinkin dat. all shred is fukin lame wit no soul u no wat im sayin??
GuitarMunky
I play guitar n stuff
Join date: May 2007
115 IQ
#20
Quote by bluesrocker101
How the hell did Mark not win best avatar?!



cause people liked mine better !
Corwinoid
UG Monkey
Join date: Nov 2004
435 IQ
#21
Quote by psychodelia
The "So THAT's what Modes Are!" Award (Best n00b)
Corwinoid ......?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Quote by les_kris
Corwinoid is God
I'm not even God-like... I've officially usurped the Almighty's throne.
Click here to worship me.

Member #3 of the Corwinoid Fan Club
Corwinoid
UG Monkey
Join date: Nov 2004
435 IQ
#23
z4twenny
Join Date: Nov 2005

Who you callin' noob, willis?
Quote by les_kris
Corwinoid is God
I'm not even God-like... I've officially usurped the Almighty's throne.
Click here to worship me.

Member #3 of the Corwinoid Fan Club
z4twenny
UG's resident Psychopath
Join date: Nov 2005
936 IQ
#24
^ apparently i need to work on my sarcasm. i'll do that tonight, i'll get drunk and stare at myself in the mirror until its believeable
Freepower
v It's Back! :D
Join date: Feb 2004
3,277 IQ
#25

The "Rusty Cooley" Award (Most Knowledgeable Advanced Techniques Poster)
Freepower


And I'd like to dedicate this to...

World peace!


I'm amazed anyone remembers me after all that inactivity, especially as regards the AT forum... fanx guys!


Quote by z4twenny
^ Cor, you damn noob


Quote by Corwinoid
z4twenny
Join Date: Nov 2005

Who you callin' noob, willis?


You're both my noobitches, lawlz.
metal4all
Always tripping
Join date: Jun 2004
922 IQ
#26
Quote by Freepower
And I'd like to dedicate this to...

World peace!


I'm amazed anyone remembers me after all that inactivity, especially as regards the AT forum... fanx guys!

Hell yeah man. We won't forget about you. I voted for you by the way (if that means anything).
“Science cannot solve the ultimate mystery of nature. And that is because, in the last analysis, we ourselves are part of nature and therefore part of the mystery that we are trying to solve.”


-Max Planck

☮∞☯♥
bluesrocker101
Danny
Join date: Jul 2005
997 IQ
#27
Quote by Freepower
I'm amazed anyone remembers me after all that inactivity, especially as regards the AT forum... fanx guys!



You're back! Good to see you again.
DANNY

Quote by kevinm4435 to some guy
hey d00d i herd u dont like shred u r a genius 4 thinkin dat. all shred is fukin lame wit no soul u no wat im sayin??