#1
And the winners are...

USER AWARDS
Softest User
element4433 (7)
Streetlight3989 (4)

Best Looking
Jett Diamond (7)
waterproofpie (5)

Tr00est P0nx Casual-Teas-esque User
Adam Harrison 9 (3)
devourthekitten, recklessnick (2)

Cutest User
Sargasm (3)
waterproofpie (2)

Best User Band
Post-Modern Sounds (9)
Cold Megan (6)

Most Likely to be Banned
VodkaPunk (8)
aXeslash (6)

Most Sarcastic User
Sargasm (7)
aXeslash, CowsWithGuns (3)

Nicest User
element4433 (7)
waterproofpie, BrianApocalypse, yeahyeah (2)

Meanest User
aXeslash (4)
BrianApocalypse, Adam Harrison9 (2)

Most Likely to Secretly Like the Casualties
aXeslash (4)
original=punk (3)

Best n00b
crustyreed (8)
devourthekitten (6)

Best Veteran
whyvern (9)
sargasm (4)

User Most Likely to be Jailed by the Man After Fighting the System Only To Realize That The System Always Wins Because They Control Everything
whyvern (6)
sargasm, CowsWithGuns (4)

Biggest Suck Up
original = punk (6)
ss311 (4)

Gayest User
Jett Diamond, Sargasm (6)
aXeslash (5)

Most Disliked User
VodkaPunk (3)
recklessnick (2)

Biggest Thread Hijacker
BrianApocalypse, Sargasm, Iluvpowerchords (3)

Most Missed Punk Regular
JohnnyNemo (8)
TN_BootBoy, whyvern (3)

Best Taste
Doolittle (3)
Lavazza, Jett Diamond, element4433, SkaWars (2)

Best Musician
BrianApocalypse (13)
Whyvern (3)

Forum Hero Award
RizzoWashburn (9)


OTHER AWARDS
Most Hated Non-User Band
the Casualties (7)

Best Thread
Thoughts...Such (7)
Punkemon Trading Cards (4)

Best Punk Forum Moment
Birth of *-) (2)
Nemo's Rampage (2)

Best Zine Contribution
"TV Eyes" by Jett Diamond (8)
Sargasm's Comic (4)
Quote by CowsWithGuns
I've been busy getting drunk and yelling at endangered species for being pussies. It's a dehydrating job but someone has to do it.
#3
I got two awards! Hells yeah!

EDIT: Yes, this is me, and yes, I took this 5 minutes after I won the award.
Journalism is just a gun. It's only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that's all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.
Last edited by axeslash at Jul 2, 2008,
#4
Is being soft and nice p0nx?
*-)
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#5
While it disappointed me that even after two years of bumming around on this forum, I still can't win an award, I am pleased that my band at least one something.

Maybe if I just stop posting until the next awards I can win most missed.
#8
I can't believe I got voted as gay as Jett.

Actually, it makes sense. Me and Jett are both flaming homos who happen to sex up attractive ladies. Although I'm not as flaming as I used to be.

I think CWG should have won that because unlike me and the other posers who got that award, she actually is.

Oh well. I'm drunk and this thread makes me happy. Although I didn't realize I was that sarcastic.



Oh ps. hay holymagenta. Wheres your homie molly at I havent seen her in decades.
#10
It looks as if my popularity has waned.

But that's fair game. I am, after all extremely arrogant and ruthless.
#11
I still can't believe I didn't suggest best tabber as a category.
Journalism is just a gun. It's only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that's all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.
#13
Quote by sargasm
I can't believe I got voted as gay as Jett.

Actually, it makes sense. Me and Jett are both flaming homos who happen to sex up attractive ladies. Although I'm not as flaming as I used to be.


Closet heteros FTW!
DOWN&OUT
#14
Jeez, you guys have sex with GIRLS?

I bet you like little kids too, you sick perves. That's unholy, you sick, sick, f*cks.
#16
Woo! Second most sarcastic and second most likely to be jailed by the man etc., etc.


Aw, thanks Jordan.
Minister of n00b harassing of the Punk and Ska fourm.
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Cowswithguns is my forum hero.

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Cowswithguns is some kind of god on earth.



Love is never having to say your safeword.
#17
Quote by lavazza
I did that.....but it seems to me nobody wanted it, since hardly anyone except us tabs

I know, why does everyone else suck?
Journalism is just a gun. It's only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that's all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.
#19
Quote by axeslash
I know, why does everyone else suck?


We don't suck, we're real punks.

Real punks don't use tabs, they shoot up with a cocktail of heroin and speed, then stay up all night and play along to records.
#20
Lol, I've been here forever and barely ever post, and I WON BEST THREAD MUTHA'S!! EASTSIDE WHAT.

Seriously that thread got randomly enormous, never expected it.
"If a body catch a body comin' through the rye."
#21
VodkaPunk reigns as the most hated for the 3rd time. Also most likely to get banned.

Yahoooo!
#22
You can stop campaigning now.
Journalism is just a gun. It's only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that's all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.
#23
No awards? Is that 2 years in a row? *checks*

Well, I came second in best n00b and third in most likely to sell out and join an indie band blah blah blah

Still didn't win though.

DAGNABBIT!
*throws hat on floor*
FUCK YOU! GET PUMPED!
#25
Quote by SuperBlob
No awards? Is that 2 years in a row? *checks*

Well, I came second in best n00b and third in most likely to sell out and join an indie band blah blah blah

Still didn't win though.

DAGNABBIT!
*throws hat on floor*


I´m longer here than you and didn´t win one either......it´s because all of the winners and most of the voters are americans, they sit in the chat together 8the imaginary campfire) and talk about their American stuff, like Pick-Ups and Pin-Ups and Hamburger and guns and Rudy Giuliani........whereas we still sleep in this time or do one of the european things like saving the environment, legalising the homo marriage or a friendly solution for the Iran.......That´s our duty Blob!
#27
Quote by lavazza
I´m longer here than you and didn´t win one either......it´s because all of the winners and most of the voters are americans, they sit in the chat together 8the imaginary campfire) and talk about their American stuff, like Pick-Ups and Pin-Ups and Hamburger and guns and Rudy Giuliani........whereas we still sleep in this time or do one of the european things like saving the environment, legalising the homo marriage or a friendly solution for the Iran.......That´s our duty Blob!



That's the hardest I've laughed at a post in... a long time
Quote by CowsWithGuns
I've been busy getting drunk and yelling at endangered species for being pussies. It's a dehydrating job but someone has to do it.
#29
this thing is dumb now that i'm no longer pretty.
peace & chemicals
#30
Thanks to everyone who voted for me. I regret that I will not be able to pay you as promised since I didn't win anything, but I appreciate the effort.
#31
i don't understand my most missed honorable mention...

I haven't gone anywhere... I just don't have constant internet access.
HELP ME I'M TRAPPED IN A HUMAN BODY!