waterproofpie
breakfast connoisseur
Join date: Dec 2003
2,962 IQ
#1
And the winners are...

USER AWARDS
Softest User
element4433 (7)
Streetlight3989 (4)

Best Looking
Jett Diamond (7)
waterproofpie (5)

Tr00est P0nx Casual-Teas-esque User
Adam Harrison 9 (3)
devourthekitten, recklessnick (2)

Cutest User
Sargasm (3)
waterproofpie (2)

Best User Band
Post-Modern Sounds (9)
Cold Megan (6)

Most Likely to be Banned
VodkaPunk (8)
aXeslash (6)

Most Sarcastic User
Sargasm (7)
aXeslash, CowsWithGuns (3)

Nicest User
element4433 (7)
waterproofpie, BrianApocalypse, yeahyeah (2)

Meanest User
aXeslash (4)
BrianApocalypse, Adam Harrison9 (2)

Most Likely to Secretly Like the Casualties
aXeslash (4)
original=punk (3)

Best n00b
crustyreed (8)
devourthekitten (6)

Best Veteran
whyvern (9)
sargasm (4)

User Most Likely to be Jailed by the Man After Fighting the System Only To Realize That The System Always Wins Because They Control Everything
whyvern (6)
sargasm, CowsWithGuns (4)

Biggest Suck Up
original = punk (6)
ss311 (4)

Gayest User
Jett Diamond, Sargasm (6)
aXeslash (5)

Most Disliked User
VodkaPunk (3)
recklessnick (2)

Biggest Thread Hijacker
BrianApocalypse, Sargasm, Iluvpowerchords (3)

Most Missed Punk Regular
JohnnyNemo (8)
TN_BootBoy, whyvern (3)

Best Taste
Doolittle (3)
Lavazza, Jett Diamond, element4433, SkaWars (2)

Best Musician
BrianApocalypse (13)
Whyvern (3)

Forum Hero Award
RizzoWashburn (9)


OTHER AWARDS
Most Hated Non-User Band
the Casualties (7)

Best Thread
Thoughts...Such (7)
Punkemon Trading Cards (4)

Best Punk Forum Moment
Birth of *-) (2)
Nemo's Rampage (2)

Best Zine Contribution
"TV Eyes" by Jett Diamond (8)
Sargasm's Comic (4)
Quote by CowsWithGuns
I've been busy getting drunk and yelling at endangered species for being pussies. It's a dehydrating job but someone has to do it.
Doolittle
:liplick:
Join date: Oct 2006
844 IQ
#2
PMS FTW
looks like our popularity was more than just a 5-7 day thing. LULZ

axeslash
I got no learnin'
Join date: Jan 2006
3,485 IQ
#3
I got two awards! Hells yeah!

EDIT: Yes, this is me, and yes, I took this 5 minutes after I won the award.
Journalism is just a gun. It's only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that's all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.
Last edited by axeslash at Jul 2, 2008,
lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
4,159 IQ
#4
Is being soft and nice p0nx?
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
neidnarb11890
so bored with the USA
Join date: Mar 2006
270 IQ
#5
While it disappointed me that even after two years of bumming around on this forum, I still can't win an award, I am pleased that my band at least one something.

Maybe if I just stop posting until the next awards I can win most missed.
sargasm
1977 and we are going mad
Join date: May 2003
1,817 IQ
#8
I can't believe I got voted as gay as Jett.

Actually, it makes sense. Me and Jett are both flaming homos who happen to sex up attractive ladies. Although I'm not as flaming as I used to be.

I think CWG should have won that because unlike me and the other posers who got that award, she actually is.

Oh well. I'm drunk and this thread makes me happy. Although I didn't realize I was that sarcastic.



Oh ps. hay holymagenta. Wheres your homie molly at I havent seen her in decades.
BrianApocalypse
Prozac Junkie
Join date: May 2004
7,782 IQ
#10
It looks as if my popularity has waned.

But that's fair game. I am, after all extremely arrogant and ruthless.
axeslash
I got no learnin'
Join date: Jan 2006
3,485 IQ
#11
I still can't believe I didn't suggest best tabber as a category.
Journalism is just a gun. It's only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that's all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.
Jett Diamond
DOG MAN DANDY
Join date: Jun 2007
969 IQ
#13
Quote by sargasm
I can't believe I got voted as gay as Jett.

Actually, it makes sense. Me and Jett are both flaming homos who happen to sex up attractive ladies. Although I'm not as flaming as I used to be.


Closet heteros FTW!
DOWN&OUT
original=punk
Banned
Join date: Jan 2007
2,482 IQ
#14
Jeez, you guys have sex with GIRLS?

I bet you like little kids too, you sick perves. That's unholy, you sick, sick, f*cks.
CowsWithGuns
God's gift to UG
Join date: Jan 2005
395 IQ
#16
Woo! Second most sarcastic and second most likely to be jailed by the man etc., etc.


Aw, thanks Jordan.
Minister of n00b harassing of the Punk and Ska fourm.
Quote by capsfan17, ss311, newyorkdolls138, somepunkkid, johnnynemo, axeslash, BrianApocalypse, mike2, dookie dude, lavazza and pinheadslts75
Thank God for CowsWithGuns

Quote by MattTheArsonist
Cowswithguns is my forum hero.

Quote by UraniYum
Cowswithguns is some kind of god on earth.



Love is never having to say your safeword.
axeslash
I got no learnin'
Join date: Jan 2006
3,485 IQ
#17
Quote by lavazza
I did that.....but it seems to me nobody wanted it, since hardly anyone except us tabs

I know, why does everyone else suck?
Journalism is just a gun. It's only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that's all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.
devourthekitten
UG Monkey
Join date: Jul 2007
2,088 IQ
#18
I figured it out! I tied for second place for most tr00 p0nx, and got second for best noob! Cool.

*-)
Last edited by devourthekitten at Jul 2, 2008,
BrianApocalypse
Prozac Junkie
Join date: May 2004
7,782 IQ
#19
Quote by axeslash
I know, why does everyone else suck?


We don't suck, we're real punks.

Real punks don't use tabs, they shoot up with a cocktail of heroin and speed, then stay up all night and play along to records.
seannufan
#6, Double 5, 3, 2, 1
Join date: Dec 2003
254 IQ
#20
Lol, I've been here forever and barely ever post, and I WON BEST THREAD MUTHA'S!! EASTSIDE WHAT.

Seriously that thread got randomly enormous, never expected it.
"If a body catch a body comin' through the rye."
SexShop
Banned
Join date: Jun 2008
66 IQ
#21
VodkaPunk reigns as the most hated for the 3rd time. Also most likely to get banned.

Yahoooo!
axeslash
I got no learnin'
Join date: Jan 2006
3,485 IQ
#22
You can stop campaigning now.
Journalism is just a gun. It's only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that's all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.
SuperBlob
DIRECT HIT!
Join date: Feb 2006
1,589 IQ
#23
No awards? Is that 2 years in a row? *checks*

Well, I came second in best n00b and third in most likely to sell out and join an indie band blah blah blah

Still didn't win though.

DAGNABBIT!
*throws hat on floor*
FUCK YOU! GET PUMPED!
lavazza
K**e sold out
Join date: Dec 2005
7,304 IQ
#25
Quote by SuperBlob
No awards? Is that 2 years in a row? *checks*

Well, I came second in best n00b and third in most likely to sell out and join an indie band blah blah blah

Still didn't win though.

DAGNABBIT!
*throws hat on floor*


I´m longer here than you and didn´t win one either......it´s because all of the winners and most of the voters are americans, they sit in the chat together 8the imaginary campfire) and talk about their American stuff, like Pick-Ups and Pin-Ups and Hamburger and guns and Rudy Giuliani........whereas we still sleep in this time or do one of the european things like saving the environment, legalising the homo marriage or a friendly solution for the Iran.......That´s our duty Blob!
waterproofpie
breakfast connoisseur
Join date: Dec 2003
2,962 IQ
#27
Quote by lavazza
I´m longer here than you and didn´t win one either......it´s because all of the winners and most of the voters are americans, they sit in the chat together 8the imaginary campfire) and talk about their American stuff, like Pick-Ups and Pin-Ups and Hamburger and guns and Rudy Giuliani........whereas we still sleep in this time or do one of the european things like saving the environment, legalising the homo marriage or a friendly solution for the Iran.......That´s our duty Blob!



That's the hardest I've laughed at a post in... a long time
Quote by CowsWithGuns
I've been busy getting drunk and yelling at endangered species for being pussies. It's a dehydrating job but someone has to do it.
anti
Turn On/Tune In/Drop Out
Join date: Dec 2003
1,049 IQ
#29
this thing is dumb now that i'm no longer pretty.
peace & chemicals
opivy21
Aloha! Suit up! Luau!
Join date: Nov 2005
885 IQ
#30
Thanks to everyone who voted for me. I regret that I will not be able to pay you as promised since I didn't win anything, but I appreciate the effort.
whyvern
jet skis on the reg
Join date: Mar 2002
3,296 IQ
#31
i don't understand my most missed honorable mention...

I haven't gone anywhere... I just don't have constant internet access.
HELP ME I'M TRAPPED IN A HUMAN BODY!
BrianApocalypse
Prozac Junkie
Join date: May 2004
7,782 IQ
#32
Quote by anti
this thing is dumb now that i'm no longer pretty.


I still think you're fawkin' hot man!