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AngryGoldfish
do I "urk" you?
Join date: Jul 2005
6,605 IQ
#1
Folks, we have now hit season 9. Welcome!

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This is the thread where all rankings, competition results, and who is the Grand Champion are posted - it's your one-stop spot for all that is poetically competitive.

Before we being, however, if you're new to the forums or new to the contests, please give the second post of this thread a good read. If you're interested in taking part, don't be afraid to threaten other users with your awesome skillz and magic.


Please keep the format as follows:

1v1 match/Champions Belt:

DigUpHerBones + 4
thanksgiving - 4

/

Word-Drop Quickly Comp Results:

1st - cubs +4
2nd - Ganoosh +
3rd - NGD1313 +2

/

Failure to submit Word-Drop Quickly:

-1 point to Hendrix_Fan

In the event of a tie, for the records and the end of season tally, please remember to post the results. bassbeat77, the winner of Season IIX, is the man to beat, so get crackin' and no slackin'!

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Current scores:

- Upper Tier:


jiminizzle +21
NGD1313 +16
vintage x metal +10
ZanasCross +6
ali.guitarkid7 +6
seventh_angel +6
rushmore +5
AngryGoldfish +5
cubs +4
Bleed Away +4
bassbeat77 +4
Dæmönika +4
adodin +3
Ganoosh +3
Jearl +3
Hendrix_fan_14 +3
samoo +3
Ad*Astra +2
Tone Deaf +2
pwallop +2
BluePaintCult +2
Bayant +2
The Hurt Within +2
apatheticme +2
DigUpHerBones +2
jammydude44 +2
hippieboy +1
JFisJC +1
Final +1
thanksgiving



- Lower Tier:


smartalecG94 -1
bluesybilly -1
sk8board3r -1
ironlac_ -1
markisawesome -1
shreddymcshred -1
Heith -1
jacobmusicboy -1
TheWho845 -2
stratkat -2
ApatheticMe -2
freedomdemon -2
trueamerican -3
VerniciousKinif -3
littledude65 -6
dillon_kennedy -6
thanksgiving
UG Senior Member
Join date: Jul 2008
1,776 IQ
#2
Awesome I'm an example!

Except for some reason I'm losing in the example. Must have been a typo.

EDIT: Wait what the hell?

Bassbeat won? Aren't we meant to have like a competition to declare the winner?

I'M SO CONFUSED!


Quote by Våd Hamster
Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
Last edited by thanksgiving at Oct 1, 2010,
AngryGoldfish
do I "urk" you?
Join date: Jul 2005
6,605 IQ
#3
Well I thought, should I put Katherine or you as the winner?

Steve2 won last season, 8, if I remember rightly. Maybe I'm wrong here. What do you think?
AngryGoldfish
do I "urk" you?
Join date: Jul 2005
6,605 IQ
#5
I'll probably just count it all up in the OP like normal. How should I start it do you think?
thanksgiving
UG Senior Member
Join date: Jul 2008
1,776 IQ
#6
Wait so are we having a championship or not?

Is bassbeat just the winner just like that.


Quote by Våd Hamster
Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
ZanasCross
C(k)=Epsilon(ijk)A(i)B(j)
Join date: Jul 2007
9,587 IQ
#8
thankgiving, bassbeat won LAST season. Season 8.

I think everyone sort of agreed to go count up the scores from the last few months you can start with something like:


---Scores---


**Upper Tier**
Pharaoh Mother +3
bob dole +1

ZanasCross's Dog with Herpes 0
bears 0


**Lower Tier**
Dan's Mother -2


and we can add points/people from there. Only list people who have points, don't worry about adding all the 0s unless someone was negative and then gets points to sum to 0 or was negative and gains points to 0 or whatever.
thanksgiving
UG Senior Member
Join date: Jul 2008
1,776 IQ
#9
I have no points from these last few months

EDIT:

Is there a reason you guys aren't just using all the points?

Or starting fresh?


Quote by Våd Hamster
Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
Last edited by thanksgiving at Oct 1, 2010,
DigUpHerBones
I don't like The Misfits.
Join date: Aug 2006
2,526 IQ
#10
starting fresh, it's a new season.

thank you for those fake four points dan, it's the most i'm gonna get
There's only one thing we can do to thwart the plot of these albino shape-shifting lizard BITCHES!
AngryGoldfish
do I "urk" you?
Join date: Jul 2005
6,605 IQ
#11
^ No problemo.

When you say "few", do you want to count the last three months? I don't really see there is any point personally. I feel like we should completely start fresh. Nonetheless I'll count from July onwards.

edit: everything clear and okay now?
bassbeat77
aka Steve2
Join date: Oct 2006
6,385 IQ
#12
Quote by thanksgiving
Wait so are we having a championship or not?

Is bassbeat just the winner just like that.

I won the season, not the championship. As far as I can tell we're still going to have the Grand Championship, which is more-so meant to be the start of the new season than the end of the previous one. Don't worry you're not getting ripped off.
AngryGoldfish
do I "urk" you?
Join date: Jul 2005
6,605 IQ
#13
The only ripping off that's going to happen is my t-shirt when I wupp ur assesss

Ganoosh
big gay celadon crocodile
Join date: May 2009
2,692 IQ
#15
Ganoosh +3
Thanksgiving -3
Today I feel electric grey
I hope tomorrow, neon black
jiminizzle
Lost Pilot
Join date: May 2006
2,775 IQ
#17
almost forgot

1v1 result

jimidizzle +2
digupherkatherine -2

respect.
Anatomy Anatomy
Whale Blue Review

Park that car
Drop that phone
Sleep on the floor
Dream about me
bassbeat77
aka Steve2
Join date: Oct 2006
6,385 IQ
#21
Just thought I'd mention that we usually try to keep the points list organized in order of points so when points are added it might be worth jostling the names into their respective positions.
jiminizzle
Lost Pilot
Join date: May 2006
2,775 IQ
#25
go to one of the competition sign up threads (ex: Autumn Super Comp sign up), read the first post and see if you're interested and if there's space (there is in the autumn competition if you can get a piece done and submitted by nov. 1st) then post "in" or something saying you'd like to enter. Then, by the due date (ex: nov 1st), submit your poem by private message to the person running the competition--almost always the threadstarter (in this case its cubs). Then, some time later, they will set up polls and then go ahead and vote (but don't voter for yourself). be sure to read the competition forum rules --> https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/announcement.php?f=39&announcementid=137
Anatomy Anatomy
Whale Blue Review

Park that car
Drop that phone
Sleep on the floor
Dream about me
VerniciousKinif
Registered User
Join date: Aug 2010
56 IQ
#27
WTF is the point of having a lower tier if only one person is on it. I ask for the permission to be assigned to the lower tier with Digupherbones. Just for shits and giggles-and the fact that i'm always throwing middle fingers in the air.
bassbeat77
aka Steve2
Join date: Oct 2006
6,385 IQ
#28
^Anyone who has 0 points, including those who haven't competed in anything yet, are considered lower tier as well. So consider yourself there already.
DigUpHerBones
I don't like The Misfits.
Join date: Aug 2006
2,526 IQ
#30
DigUpHerBones + 3
VerniciousKinif - 3
There's only one thing we can do to thwart the plot of these albino shape-shifting lizard BITCHES!
DigUpHerBones
I don't like The Misfits.
Join date: Aug 2006
2,526 IQ
#32
DigUpHerBones + 3
trueamerican - 3
There's only one thing we can do to thwart the plot of these albino shape-shifting lizard BITCHES!
Ganoosh
big gay celadon crocodile
Join date: May 2009
2,692 IQ
#34
quicky results!

Hendrix fan 14 +3
vintage x metal +2
jiminizzle +1
Today I feel electric grey
I hope tomorrow, neon black