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JayT44
all my verses is poetry
Join date: May 2008
2,724 IQ
#1
Hello Pitters. Welcome to the official chat thread for The Pit!


The moderating staff of The Pit is excited to test out a new idea; to have a thread specifically dedicated to off-topic chatting. We're attempting to shake this place up by attracting more users to post around The Pit, as well as bring those of us who already inhabit it closer together. So here it is, thanks to popular demand, a chat thread.


Before we get this started, let’s lay out a few of the guidelines to make this run smoothly. As always, all of The Pit rules still apply within this thread. I’ll highlight some of the bigger issue one’s for you:

- NO SPAMMING. If you make a post in this thread, try to make it have a purpose or be in response to someone else’s post. Avoid spewing nonsense or just putting “DICKSDICKSDICKS” a bunch of times. That’s what we’re trying to avoid here.

- NO FLAMING. There’s nothing wrong with debating/arguing with someone, as long as it doesn’t become a personal attack. E.g. “Shut the **** up you cockjuggling thundercunt. You’re a ****ing idiot.” Be respectful of others when dealing with conflicting opinions.

- NO PORNOGRAPHY OR GORE. Obviously you’re not supposed to post these things. Quoting inappropriate pictures that others have posted is also bad, so don’t do that either.

- NO QUOTING ADBOTS. If an adbot makes a post, don’t quote any of the links. Report it and move on. Maybe make a post indicating that you’ve reported it so that others won’t have to.

- Please don’t use this thread as a substitute for an “ONLY” thread. If you have something to discuss that is better served within one of the topic-dedicated threads, it’s best to go to that thread directly (a comprehensive list of ‘’ONLY’’ threads can be found here or via the searchbar). That’s not to say that any discussion relating to these topics are prohibited from this thread, but try and keep it to a minimum. Thank you.


There are SOOOOO many rules! What CAN I use this thread for?

Well, to chat, quite simply. This is sort of a way to filter out the off-topic chat within the "ONLY" threads, the hugging thread, etc. If you wanted to post about a personal matter of marginal importance, you can post in here and discuss it rather than making a new thread about it. If you wanted to inform people that the chances of you dying on the way to get your lottery tickets is greater than your chances of winning, then go right ahead. You found $20 on the street? Awesome dude! That kicks ass! What'd you spend it on? Oh, I bought some recording software with it, check out this song I just wrote: *link*


Now that all of that silly regulation stuff is out of the way, let’s get this started!

daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
JayT44
all my verses is poetry
Join date: May 2008
2,724 IQ
#2
To kick this off...

I paid $20 for a Dell Inspiron laptop that was loaded with viruses two days ago. The guy that sold it was awful with computers, so I made him an offer. It's now up and running perfectly with Windows 7 Ultimate and is what I'm currently posting from. Feels good man.
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
N_J_B_B
Nicko.
Join date: Jul 2006
1,326 IQ
#3
Getting my wrist popped back in from a dislocation this week.

OOH HAPPY DAYS
Quote by SlackerBabbath
My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
angusfan16
butts
Join date: Jan 2008
578 IQ
#5
I just beat my roommate for the first time ever in UMVC3. Feels good man.


Edit: v you should be in Lexington, place is almost under water. Lol.
Sail upon the open skies
Last edited by angusfan16 at May 5, 2012,
JayT44
all my verses is poetry
Join date: May 2008
2,724 IQ
#8
Quote by CrossBack7
It's storming here. Kinda nice.

Yeah, same here too. I love rain. There's something about getting rained on that feels so liberating.

Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Pizza Hut has improved their pizza. Good for them! Had some today for the first time in years and it is significantly better. Before it was just fat greasy and cheese without sauce.

We used to have four Pizza Hut's in this town. Now it's down to one. All went out of business.

I prefer Domino's or Papa John's most of the time. Pizza Hut stuffed crust is pretty fire, though. I could eat that all day.
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
CrossBack7
Vicious Dog Man
Join date: Dec 2006
993 IQ
#9
Quote by JayT44
Yeah, same here too. I love rain. There's something about getting rained on that feels so liberating.



Yeah, but there was a pretty crazy hailstorm here about a week ago. My car ;__; Broke my roommate's windshield. Other roommate had just bought a new 2012 Accord too
Pagan_Poetry
The Twilight Stoned
Join date: Apr 2009
3,467 IQ
#10
Quote by JayT44
Yeah, same here too. I love rain. There's something about getting rained on that feels so liberating.


We used to have four Pizza Hut's in this town. Now it's down to one. All went out of business.

I prefer Domino's or Papa John's most of the time.



Yeah, same. Or Pizza Nova (which may be a Canadian thing, I am not sure). It was in the area though and I decided why not. Pretty good investment. I usually go with other companies than Pizza Hut though.
shredder3386
Lord of the Strings
Join date: Mar 2009
643 IQ
#11
I just recieved the new tapping book from Scale the Summit's Chris Letchford. I'm drinking some jack and trying to learn this shit. Its intense.
barden1069
UG's ONLY Guitarist
Join date: Mar 2008
1,083 IQ
#12
I'm drunk. My friend invited me over to her house to drink and hang out one on one, and she was wearing a really cute dress and stuff so I dunno if I'm reading too far into htis or what but oh well because I drank, talked, had a good time and left.


tl;dr I'm drunk.
Le Gear
Standard Tele (modded to Nashville specs)
Ibanez AM93
Reverend Roundhouse

Orange AD30
Vox AC4c1
Jet City JCA20H
'72 Fender Vibrosonic Reverb

And pedals!



"Shiva opens her arms now..
...to make sure I don't get too far"
mesopatamius
UG Newbie
Join date: Apr 2007
386 IQ
#13
I lost my sunglasses last weekend because I was super high Drugs really are bad, kids. Make you lose shit.
On the bright side, I'm going on a date with this girl from my literature class. Hopefully I can pick up some new shades before then, it is godawfully bright around here during the day.

Which way I fly is Hell; myself am Hell;
And, in the lowest deep, a lower deep
Still threatening to devour me opens wide,
To which the Hell I suffer seems a Heaven.



Bored? read these, or this
Zero-Hartman
25 characters is not enou
Join date: Oct 2007
498 IQ
#14
There was a thread called The Lounge that was exactly this.



But I support this idea wholeheartedly.

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
Gibson_SG_uzr55
DJ SNAAAAKKEEE
Join date: Jul 2006
4,073 IQ
#16
I got a haircut today


Before:



After:

Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
Last edited by Gibson_SG_uzr55 at May 5, 2012,
Gibson_SG_uzr55
DJ SNAAAAKKEEE
Join date: Jul 2006
4,073 IQ
#18
Quote by CrossBack7
Should have gone shorter. Inbetween short-long never looks as good as one or the other.

For me, this is short, and I like it, I guess. I prefer having long hair, but this is the best haircut I have gotten in years.
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
chev311e
Will do moose stuff for $
Join date: Oct 2009
400 IQ
#19
Just got back from a night out at a decent party after a uni concert. It's always a good time walking around the crowded streets full of drunk people.
ErikLensherr
ENDHATE
Join date: Jul 2011
1,688 IQ
#20
I'd have gotten rid of the bangs if I were you.

Still it's a step in the right direction.
Quote by EpiExplorer
I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.


Dr. Jill Stein @DrJillStein
"It has to start somewhere. It has to start sometime. What better place than here? What better time than now?" -RATM They can't stop us now.
Gibson_SG_uzr55
DJ SNAAAAKKEEE
Join date: Jul 2006
4,073 IQ
#22
Quote by ErikLensherr
I'd have gotten rid of the bangs if I were you.

Still it's a step in the right direction.

I have a mild receding hairline, so if I had gotten it that short it wouldn't look good.


I tell you what though, I have some of the thickest hair my barber has ever seen. When I got it cut off (I'm donating it), I felt so light-headed I thought I was tripping acid.
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
deathdrummer
UGs only masked bandit
Join date: Sep 2008
1,217 IQ
#23
sup pit monkeys??? how was your day? I am staying home on a saturday night.
Thor! Odin's son Protector of mankind Ride to meet your fate Your destiny awaits Thor! Hlödyn's son Protector of mankind Ride to meet your fate Ragnarök awaits


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Gibson_SG_uzr55
DJ SNAAAAKKEEE
Join date: Jul 2006
4,073 IQ
#24
Quote by StewieSwan
It looks fine. You're all anusfaces.

Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
chev311e
Will do moose stuff for $
Join date: Oct 2009
400 IQ
#25
Quote by deathdrummer
sup pit monkeys??? how was your day? I am staying home on a saturday night.


Isn't it Friday night?
deathdrummer
UGs only masked bandit
Join date: Sep 2008
1,217 IQ
#26
Quote by chev311e
Isn't it Friday night?



I am in Australia Bro.
Thor! Odin's son Protector of mankind Ride to meet your fate Your destiny awaits Thor! Hlödyn's son Protector of mankind Ride to meet your fate Ragnarök awaits


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Thrill-house
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Join date: Jun 2008
150 IQ
#27
Quote by deathdrummer
sup pit monkeys??? how was your day? I am staying home on a saturday night.

My day sucked. I sprained my ankle and it's currently the size of a softball.
JayT44
all my verses is poetry
Join date: May 2008
2,724 IQ
#28
How'd you sprain it?
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
Vitor_vdp
... likes Gentle Giant
Join date: Nov 2007
1,259 IQ
#29
Yesterday I finished my first batch of exams. 4 done, 8 to go. I'm quite happy with how these 4 went (Music / Mathx2 / English). The next batch has Physics, and it's really gonna kick my ass because I'm just hopeless in the subject for some reason.
Gibson_SG_uzr55
DJ SNAAAAKKEEE
Join date: Jul 2006
4,073 IQ
#30
Quote by chev311e
Isn't it Friday night?

Actually it's Saturday morning


Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
chev311e
Will do moose stuff for $
Join date: Oct 2009
400 IQ
#31
Quote by deathdrummer
I am in Australia Bro.



Psh, get with the times Either way that's a lame Sat.

Yesterday I finished my first batch of exams. 4 done, 8 to go. I'm quite happy with how these 4 went (Music / Mathx2 / English). The next batch has Physics, and it's really gonna kick my ass because I'm just hopeless in the subject for some reason.


8 to go??? What kind of school is that? And yes, physics is a killer.
Last edited by chev311e at May 5, 2012,
Thrill-house
.
Join date: Jun 2008
150 IQ
#32
Quote by JayT44
How'd you sprain it?

Well I was carrying like 6 trash bags out to my car to take to the dump, and I stepped on a rather large rock that was loose (unpaved driveway) heard a crack and down I went.
JayT44
all my verses is poetry
Join date: May 2008
2,724 IQ
#33
Sucks man. You have crutches or anything like that? Or just gotta tough it out?
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
deathdrummer
UGs only masked bandit
Join date: Sep 2008
1,217 IQ
#36
I cant believe I am staying home on a saturday night.
Thor! Odin's son Protector of mankind Ride to meet your fate Your destiny awaits Thor! Hlödyn's son Protector of mankind Ride to meet your fate Ragnarök awaits


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JayT44
all my verses is poetry
Join date: May 2008
2,724 IQ
#38
Quote by deathdrummer
I cant believe I am staying home on a saturday night.

Do something fucking awesome at home then man. Tomorrow morning you should be saying, "I can't believe I don't stay home every Saturday night."
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
Bushinarin
UG Senior Member
Join date: Jan 2007
898 IQ
#39
I just want the semester to be done with! I have like two papers and a final to do, but I am having such a difficult time mustering the will to ****ing do it.

They're all due on Monday, and I work until midnight tomorrow and until nine on Sunday.

Eegads, I'm becoming boned.
I've decided that my signature is terrible. I'm open to suggestions.


Click me, or I'll die.


# Un-nominated in UG Top 100,
ali.guitarkid7
Gets Easier
Join date: Oct 2009
2,304 IQ
#40
DICKSDICKSDICKS


Rather uneventful day for me. I got a few albums and I've been listening to them. Therefore I Am's 'The Sound Of Human Lives', Brand New's 'The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Me', Deftones' Self-titled, Sleepy Sun's New album 'Spine Hits' and Tim Hecker's 'Ravedeath, 1972'. Absolutely loving all these so far.
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