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I'm bored, this could be fun. Basically, without naming names (if you want) tell us something funny about you or someone you know. It has to be a fact, not a story, unless the fact arises from a hilarious backstory. It has to be true.

I'll start, short and sweet (ha!):

FYI: My dad has one ball.

it explains a lot

Your turn!
#4
TS Dad is Hitler
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#5
Someone I know once shit in a taxi whilst drunk, then put the floor mat on the seat and sat on it. He had the window open and said it was an outside smell, then paid the driver and ran off.
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#10
Found out last night that some girl at my work got spitroasted.. I don't know if i can ever look at her the same now..
#11
Quote by vayne92
Found out last night that some girl at my work got spitroasted.. I don't know if i can ever look at her the same now..


You sad you missed out?
You want some more seeneyj hate? WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE IT

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#12
Quote by seeneyj
You sad you missed out?


Yeah not gonna lie.. I'd go there in a heartbeat
#13
Quote by vayne92
Yeah not gonna lie.. I'd go there in a heartbeat


Pics of girl!

You probably wouldn't look at her the same if you spitroasted her anyway
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#14
Quote by slash_GNR666
Pics of girl!

You probably wouldn't look at her the same if you spitroasted her anyway


This isn't 4chan dawg. Yeah that's also true.
#15
I like to do something called sounding.

Its basically where I put things like screwdrivers down the eye of my penis for fun. Usually while masturbating.

If anyone wishes to challenge the validity of this, I can and WILL provide pics.
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#16
Quote by vayne92
Yeah not gonna lie.. I'd go there in a heartbeat



Don't lie to us, she was your crush, uh?
#17
Quote by Jchm
Don't lie to us, she was your crush, uh?


No, she's only been working where i do for like 2 months or so now. She's a massive surfy slutbitch (obviously) with a very not exciting or unique personality and my manager wants to fire her
#18
Quote by METAL_MAN135
I like to do something called sounding.

Its basically where I put things like screwdrivers down the eye of my penis for fun. Usually while masturbating.

If anyone wishes to challenge the validity of this, I can and WILL provide pics.



No, no. Its ok. No pictures are necessary.

You're a fucking mental, we get it.
#19
Quote by PaulyVengeance
No, no. Its ok. No pictures are necessary.

You're a fucking mental, we get it.


To be honest i'd like pictures. No homo.
#21
Quote by vayne92
This isn't 4chan dawg.


No pics = Evidently made up slut then....



Quote by vayne92
To be honest i'd like pictures. No homo.



This isn't 4chan dawg....
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#23
Quote by vayne92
No, she's only been working where i do for like 2 months or so now. She's a massive surfy slutbitch (obviously) with a very not exciting or unique personality and my manager wants to fire her


Cool, don't fall in love with biches.

My turn, once i had sex with a FWB and she stained my bed with blood. (Yeah, i shouldn't tell from where the blood came). Anyway, she said that she was sorry, and volunteered to wash it, then offered me a BJ the next week. And hell, she was a girl of word.

Edit: I misinterpreted the title of the trhead, but hell, i already wrote this.
Last edited by Jchm at Oct 10, 2012,
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A girl i was sitting next to in class was absent-mindedly was trying to put her pen in her pussy through her pants...
Best school day ever

EDIT: And i caller her out on it.
Last edited by guitargodofaus at Oct 10, 2012,
#26
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#28
Quote by PaulyVengeance
I bet something else escalated quickly after that story

We will see; I PMd him the pics.

I see he has not ventured back here since.
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One time I watched a dog lick his own dick for twenty minutes.

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My genitals dangle limply in disgust and annoyance.
#30
Quote by METAL_MAN135
We will see; I PMd him the pics.

I see he has not ventured back here since.


You are from Darwin, that explains something.
#32
That was interesting. I looked at the first picture and was a bit too aroused to go any further.
#33
Quote by METAL_MAN135
We will see; I PMd him the pics.

I see he has not ventured back here since.


Probably giving it a go himself

Deffo tried it himself
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#38
Quote by Vitor_vdp
Also, my mother has an extra rib.


Does she want another bone in her body?
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#39
Quote by Vitor_vdp
I'm 19 years old, and got circumcised one day before my 19th birthday.

Also, my mother has an extra rib.


An extra rib, and a 19-year old foreskin in a jar.
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