#1
I'm 18 today!....
....And i'm alone here tonight.

Anyone else have eventless birthdays?
Please call me Rainer, was 16 and empty minded when I made my profile.

Sometimes I talk to myself too...but never on the internet.
#4
Quote by The Madcap
Happy birthday. You can finally masturbate.

Far too late for that one hehe
Please call me Rainer, was 16 and empty minded when I made my profile.

Sometimes I talk to myself too...but never on the internet.
#6
Quote by The Madcap
Happy birthday. You can finally masturbate.



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#7
Happy Birthday!


Now go out and get yourself a nice hooker and a line of coke!
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
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Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#8
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"You must be 18 or older to enter"
"SHOOTS! They're on to me!"

I'll join the sites in do time. But i have survived just fine with youtube
Please call me Rainer, was 16 and empty minded when I made my profile.

Sometimes I talk to myself too...but never on the internet.
#10
most of my birthdays are eventless.
Anyway this is way better then my case, about one and half years ago, My older brother died on my birthday, making my birthday the annual memorial of my brother's Death in a car accident where his only fault was sitting in his parked car when 2 racing cars hit him...
Eventless can be a blessing.
Happy birthday.
#12
Quote by joestrat5000
I'll join the sites in do time. But i have survived just fine with youtube

YouTube? You need to get exposed to some real porn.
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#13
Quote by Metalloy
most of my birthdays are eventless.
Anyway this is way better then my case, about one and half years ago, My older brother died on my birthday, making my birthday the annual memorial of my brother's Death in a car accident where his only fault was sitting in his parked car when 2 racing cars hit him...
Eventless can be a blessing.
Happy birthday.


Not to be a dick, but that's not a very cheery way to say to someone happy birthday.....

It must be funny to say it to kids on their birthday though.....

(I'm sorry for your loss)
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#15
Quote by Metalloy
most of my birthdays are eventless.
Anyway this is way better then my case, about one and half years ago, My older brother died on my birthday, making my birthday the annual memorial of my brother's Death in a car accident where his only fault was sitting in his parked car when 2 racing cars hit him...
Eventless can be a blessing.
Happy birthday.

Dude, I'm so sorry to hear man.

Glad to see i'm not the only one not doing anything though. I havn't done anythin for my birthday since like 7th grade.

YouTube? You need to get exposed to some real porn.

I have a different taste in porn
Please call me Rainer, was 16 and empty minded when I made my profile.

Sometimes I talk to myself too...but never on the internet.
#17
Quote by adamgur96
Not to be a dick, but that's not a very cheery way to say to someone happy birthday.....

Dont worry I had the same thought, but it will make some of you appreciate eventless nights or special occasions, always better then tragedies.
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(I'm sorry for your loss)

Not sure how to respond in english, so I'll translate an arabic one we use: May God keep you and your family safe and there for each other
#18
Happy Birthday. If you have nothing else to do go find a beta key for this game, it's so much fun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFZmYU7mWls
That looks fun, shame my PC probably wouldnt handle it
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#19
Quote by joestrat5000
Dude, I'm so sorry to hear man.

Glad to see i'm not the only one not doing anything though. I havn't done anythin for my birthday since like 7th grade.

May God keep you and your family safe, and there for each other

Yea I think birthdays are a little overrated
#20
Quote by Metalloy
Not sure how to respond in english, so I'll translate an arabic one we use: May God keep you and your family safe and there for each other


Even though i don't believe in that 'god' fellow of yours, thanx
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#21
Quote by Thrill-house
Happy Birthday. If you have nothing else to do go find a beta key for this game, it's so much fun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFZmYU7mWls

looks sweet, i'd be playin that now if my comp wasn't so jacked up
Please call me Rainer, was 16 and empty minded when I made my profile.

Sometimes I talk to myself too...but never on the internet.
#23
My Birthday is right next to Christmas, so everyone is off on holiday vacations or not wanting to go anywhere in the weather when it's time for my birthday.

I'm alone for most of my birthdays.
#24
Happy Birthday man - I spent my 21st with my gf telling me about how great some guy she 'spent all night cuddling with most nights' in America was.
#25
Quote by a_7_x
Happy Birthday man - I spent my 21st with my gf telling me about how great some guy she 'spent all night cuddling with most nights' in America was.


She sounds very stupid and annoying.......
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#27
I threw a house party on sat for my 20th last week cos I had a free house, about 50 people turned up, nice girls came, some slut shagged two guys in two different beds, someone put an egg in my bath, a guy got in my fridge, 3 of us meditated at 5am, I spooned one girl to make another girl jealous, shit was cool.
#28
Mellow birthdays are the best.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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It's you
#29
Quote by Megadethfan245
Happy 18th birthday!

Now you can go legally buy American Psycho, congrats!


The book? I own that book.
you're a stone fox
#31
I haven't celebrated a birthday since before I was 10 years old. And of course now that I'm of legal age, my birthday is during finals week.
#32
Dude don't worry, I've had many uneventful birthdays. It happens. Happy birthday.


BTW being 18 is not what it's craked up to be
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[quote="'-[NiL"]-'] I asked him what tuning he put it in and he replied, "seventh."

Seventh.
#33
I've had 19 eventless birthdays. What's an eventful birthday like?
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#35
It was my 22nd this past Monday. It was cold and rainy and I spent most of the day studying things I don't care about.
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

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#36
Happy birthday. Most of mine are eventless. I tend to go out for everyone elses birthdays, them I'm not bothered about my own.
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
#37
Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
I've had 19 eventless birthdays. What's an eventful birthday like?

Well, on my 21st birthday, I woke up in a surgical high dependency ward, had some gastrografin for elevenses, had a (failed) attempt to drain a pseudocyst off my pancreas around lunchtime, and spent the early evening waiting for the surgeon currently occupying the emergency theatre to finish a nerve reconstruction on some poor bastard, before I was taken down to actually get the pseudocyst drained, and since I'd be opened up, have my gall bladder out while they were at it.
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#38
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Well, on my 21st birthday, I woke up in a surgical high dependency ward, had some gastrografin for elevenses, had a (failed) attempt to drain a pseudocyst off my pancreas around lunchtime, and spent the early evening waiting for the surgeon currently occupying the emergency theatre to finish a nerve reconstruction on some poor bastard, before I was taken down to actually get the pseudocyst drained, and since I'd be opened up, have my gall bladder out while they were at it.

Damn, you party hard.
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

Quote by Fat Lard
My name can actually be traced back to as early as the 1990s, it means "fuck off data miner"
#39
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Well, on my 21st birthday, I woke up in a surgical high dependency ward, had some gastrografin for elevenses, had a (failed) attempt to drain a pseudocyst off my pancreas around lunchtime, and spent the early evening waiting for the surgeon currently occupying the emergency theatre to finish a nerve reconstruction on some poor bastard, before I was taken down to actually get the pseudocyst drained, and since I'd be opened up, have my gall bladder out while they were at it.


Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#40
happy birthday mate. your 18 now so just party for your 19th
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