#1
I have friends in school, but I'm not too close with them. Reasons why? Well...

-I really only know one person in the group, so I don't really talk to the other guys. It also helps that I'm terrible at breaking the ice.
-Whenever they're having a conversation it's always about an inside thing, like something they all know about and I don't, so it's hard to get in a conversation
-I'm a pretty boring guy. There's really nothing I can talk about, no stories to share, nothing.

The only closest friend I had left about half a year ago and I wish I could've hanged out with him more, but meh. A tad bit late for that now.
#2
I have a lesbian friend (I'm a guy) that is just awesome. We can talk about ANYTHING and it's not at all awkward... We could sleep in the same bed and nothing would happen. She's great!
#3
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I have a lesbian friend (I'm a guy) that is just awesome. We can talk about ANYTHING and it's not at all awkward... We could sleep in the same bed and nothing would happen. She's great!



whipped.

and by a lesbian


I've turned a lesbian girl to bisexual
It's over simplified, So what!

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#4
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I have a lesbian friend (I'm a guy) that is just awesome. We can talk about ANYTHING and it's not at all awkward... We could sleep in the same bed and nothing would happen. She's great!


I know a guy who was like that, and did that, with a girl, but she wasn't a lesbian. (No, it wasn't me)


And no, I don't really have close friends. I have friends, but not really any super duper BFFFLs besties.
#5
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I have a lesbian friend (I'm a guy) that is just awesome. We can talk about ANYTHING and it's not at all awkward... We could sleep in the same bed and nothing would happen. She's great!


Is she hot?
#6
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We could sleep in the same bed and nothing would happen.

And that's good because..?
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#7
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And that's good because..?

this

I don't have that close friends that they would regularly visit me or vice versa. Mainly school buddies
#8
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I have a lesbian friend (I'm a guy) that is just awesome. We can talk about ANYTHING and it's not at all awkward... We could sleep in the same bed and nothing would happen. She's great!


Is she a lesbian like out of a porno or a lesbian from the real world??
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#9
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Is she a lesbian like out of a porno or a lesbian from the real world??


Already asked that within 30 seconds mate
#10
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Already asked that within 30 seconds mate


You asked 'is she hot', I asked which of two different types was she
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#11
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You asked 'is she hot', I asked which of two different types was she


Porno lesbian = HOT

Real life lesbian = Pretending to be a bloke.
#12
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Real life lesbian = Pretending to be a bloke.

just the way you put it

Also you lie!

It was 10 minutes after he posted not 30 seconds.

Why would you make up a lie like that?
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#14
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Because I am a horrible person?

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#15
My girlfriend's my best friend really. Other than that I have a friend in Glasgow who I'd call my best friend. I don't see him often, but when I do it's like he never left, good times are had
#16
Yup.

Got 3 that would ride into hell behind me. 2/3 have been basically my brothers since elementary and the other while inducted into our ranks in High School is still a brother.
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#17
Yeah, I have one real best mate and plenty of close friends who are back in England and we still keep in touch. And I'm pretty close friends with most of my team at work. I have a really good mate in Scotland too that I've known for years on the internet but never met.
#18
Yes
I have exactly 9 friends who I would trust with my life....
And I know for a fact that they would have my back
#19
I've kind of grown away from most of my close friends. I'm pretty sure we don't really talk to much because they all started to turn into assholes, or maybe I turned into an asshole. Yeah, the 2nd one probably. Now I have friends that I pass the time with but I don't really go out my way to hang with too often. I still have 4 friends I'd consider "close" though, they're pretty chill.
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#20
I have one close friend best friend ever shes Olivia im actually waering a shirt she made me today it says I LOVE OLIVIA! were moving to California Whoooo!
#21
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I have a really good mate in Scotland too that I've known for years on the internet but never met.

:3
#22
Not really.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#23
I have Washburn. She's my best friend. I finger her regularly and she makes those really pleasing sounds...
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#25
I have two friends that I would say I'm really close with. One I don't see particularly often but we always make an effort to catch up when one of us gets a decent amount of free time. The other lives up the road from me and is practically like family. I can show up at his house and he'll just say "Hey Brad, come have a look at this" and show me the latest song he's tried to write, as if he was expecting me.
I wouldn't say they're the kind of friends I'd call to help me hide a dead body in the middle of the night. It's more like the first one drove me there and the second lent me a gun
#26
One, we don't talk much anymore. So it's pretty close to 0 tbh.
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#27
I have a circle of close friends that I see weekly, more or less. Among that group is my best friend who's held that status for a decade. He's a limey bastard (British) who's restrained, formal, and very dead-pan, which makes us a great comedy duo as I'm the opposite.
I've got the spirit, but lose the feeling.
#28
I have a few, we don't talk so often anymore....

But they're mah bros.
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#29
I have quite a few close friends, but they aren't close geographically, it requires at least a 30 minute train journey to see them, which sucks. I don't really know why i don't know people from my own area, i have lived here for about 6 years now and the only people i know are my brothers friends, who i get on with, so at least there's that.
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#30
maybe a couple but then again not really
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#31
I'd tell my boyfriend anything, but other than that, not really. I think I have one friend that I might confide in, but he has a lot of his own issues already and I don't want to burden him with more.