#1
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news/a436852/vampire-advertises-for-blood-donor.html

"I am in need of a blood donor for my personal use. Being a donor is not all fun and games, mixed with mysticism and sex; but it can be if that is what we wish.


This dude seems like fun to hang around with......

Also he prefers men if any of you want to sign up
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Last edited by slash_GNR666 at Nov 9, 2012,
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#4
Craigslist? That's bullshit.

Real vampires post for blood donors on transylveinianconnection.com.

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#6
lol Let's just wait and see what happens.......
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Why are you so prejudiced against Vampires, TS?


Because they suck!

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#9
So the vampire's name is Want, and we're talking about his blood?
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#10
what would be done with the blood once donated?
i cant imagine someone would drink it i think it would make them sick right?
(especially since i have double-mega super AIDS)
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So the vampire's name is Want, and we're talking about his blood?


I thought I had changed it before I posted lol
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#12
Taking it up the chuff and then getting bitten is not how i'd like to spend my friday night.
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Taking it up the chuff and then getting bitten is not how i'd like to spend my friday night.

well, that goes without saying
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Taking it up the chuff and then getting bitten is not how i'd like to spend my friday night.


He didn't specify a day
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He didn't specify a day

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He didn't specify a day


He did when I answered the ad. I'm busy Fridays
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#18
**** this royally pisses me off...


Ok, so ''wants'' does not take a ****ing apostrophe. Why in the flying **** would there be an apostrophe.


There. I had my grammar nazi moment. Learn from today's lesson, and wait until I strike again.
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**** this royally pisses me off...


Ok, so ''wants'' does not take a ****ing apostrophe. Why in the flying **** would there be an apostrophe.


There. I had my grammar nazi moment. Learn from today's lesson, and wait until I strike again.


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lol


that just made my morning actually. And it's 6:00AM, so that's a good sign.


But it just pisses me off when people can't spell and write most goodest.
#22
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**** this royally pisses me off...


Ok, so ''wants'' does not take a ****ing apostrophe. Why in the flying **** would there be an apostrophe.


There. I had my grammar nazi moment. Learn from today's lesson, and wait until I strike again.




I stated earlier that I thought I had changed it, go and fuck a goat

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#23
It did change in one place though.

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It did change in one place though.



da fuq?
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#25
Thread is now about spelling errors.

TS, theres no apostrophe in "wants", ya dumb shit.
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Thread is now about spelling errors.

TS, theres no apostrophe in "wants", ya dumb shit.


But I think I am correct in saying there is one in 'there's...'
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Thread is now about spelling errors.

TS, theres no apostrophe in "wants", ya dumb shit.


>Being a grammar nazi
>Misspelled "there's"

lol
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Everyo'ne s'hut u'p
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Thread is now about spelling errors.

TS, theres no apostrophe in "wants", ya dumb shit.


Not posted back in over an hour....who’s the dumb shit now?
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#30
Oh shit, that backfired I concede! I concede!
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Oh shit, that backfired I concede! I concede!


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