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No one in this city will admit to knowing a drug dealer. Everyone's too ****ing paranoid. All I want is some god damned weed.

How about you guys?
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#4
Getting auto-balanced on TF2.
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#5
My teacher spending like 3-5 minutes of class on this girl who is the stupidest person I've ever seen. Such torture to listen to.
#6
The fact that the foreign people in my class didn't ask me to have lunch with them


even though I had just eaten and was totally busy, but they didn't know that.
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#8
Quote by Neo Evil11
The fact that the foreign people in my class didn't ask me to have lunch with them


even though I had just eaten and was totally busy, but they didn't know that.

I'd eat out with you, or eat you out.
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#9
lack of understanding of mathematics and lack of attention span
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#12
Quote by Ometh
I'd eat out with you, or eat you out.

Thank you. At least someone who knows I'm good company. But it's so strange, they socialize with me and copy my answers , but I never get asked for lunch. Only by my Dutch classmates.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#14
I was eating a pack of peanut butter crackers and I got one without any peanut butter. /firstworldproblems
#16
Quote by happytimeharry
I was eating a pack of peanut butter crackers and I got one without any peanut butter. /firstworldproblems

Aww.
#17
This guy held up the line because he was cashing in eleven lottery tickets. Greasy bastard.
#19
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#20
Quote by robbo546hall
I only got laid three times today.

How is that an inconvenience, you bastard?


Btw, I doubt you even got laid once. You're just trying to imply that you actually have sex with something other than your hand.
#22
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
Aww.


Yeah, I was moderately distressed. It will probably keep me up a few extra minutes tonight.
#23
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
How is that an inconvenience, you bastard?


Btw, I doubt you even got laid once. You're just trying to imply that you actually have sex with something other than your hand.
So serious
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#24
Quote by Neo Evil11
Thank you. At least someone who knows I'm good company. But it's so strange, they socialize with me and copy my answers , but I never get asked for lunch. Only by my Dutch classmates.


Why not ask them to lunch?
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#25
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
How is that an inconvenience, you bastard?


Btw, I doubt you even got laid once. You're just trying to imply that you actually have sex with something other than your hand.


Wait, is it not counted as sex if you're just jerking yourself off?
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#27
Quote by robbo546hall
Wait, is it not counted as sex if you're just jerking yourself off?


It counts. That kid you're quoting is an amputee. You can just call him Nubz from now on.
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#28
Woke up incredibly hungover and in an unfamiliar location. Couldn't find the toilet so went on a tree in the back garden of the house I was in
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#29
I had to spend money
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#30
The bus leaving right as I get the bus stop within sight.

Every goddamn times.

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#32
Bitches be crazy.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#33
The normal member entrance to my gym was blocked by a ladder because they're repainting the building. I had to go in the filthy non-member entrance.
#34
Quote by TheChaz
The normal member entrance to my gym was blocked by a ladder because they're repainting the building. I had to go in the filthy non-member entrance.


You think that's bad? There's a ****ing man constantly stood in front of my gym saying "the leader's not here today."
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#35
the bread had gone bad today so i couldnt eat any bread based foods

also ive been up for a whole day now...

and today for whatever reason my leg hurts more than usual
#36
Quote by Trowzaa
You think that's bad? There's a ****ing man constantly stood in front of my gym saying "the leader's not here today."

1/10

Giovanni be trollin'
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I wish I was American.

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#37
My favourite pen and backup both ran out while doing homework
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e-mom to Scootaloo, somehow
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#38
Quote by Trowzaa
You think that's bad? There's a ****ing man constantly stood in front of my gym saying "the leader's not here today."

There was a guy at my old gym who would constantly make these grunting sounds that sounded like Star Fox having sex when he would do crunches. Which was EVERY DAY.
#39
Quote by Trowzaa
You think that's bad? There's a ****ing man constantly stood in front of my gym saying "the leader's not here today."



Took me a moment
e-married to the most fabulous Fashionista ever, Rarity
e-mom to Scootaloo, somehow
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#40
Quote by Bushinarin
Why not ask them to lunch?
I had already eaten lol.
If they don't have the decency to ask me. **** them. I am not giving them anymore help.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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