Obsceneairwaves
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Join date: Sep 2011
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#1
When you've got an itch?


I don't have any nails so I always try to find something useful to do the job, but sometimes there is nothing around

But I particularly like using plastic forks. that shit is awesome.
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#3
i have a jurassic park backscratcher

from islands of adventure
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#4
depends what is near me
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#6
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i rub against the nearest whatever
kinda like a dog


rubbing yourself against a dog..... that's woof man....
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#7
also just out of curiosity

why don't you have nails
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PrimitiveGuitar
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#9
My balls.
When my hands are itchy I use my balls to scratch them.
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#10
I bought this set of files for my guitar nut. I only use one for the nut the rest are the best backscratchers ever. They are dotted around my room "for my convenience."
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#12
my nails
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#13
The corner of a wall for the back, an ink pen for in the ear, and my nails for anywhere else.
This ends now, eat the goddamn beans!
JSkrill
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#15
As a truthful guitar player I use a green 0.53 guitar pick. >_> It's got this gripping surface that is just awesome!
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#16


I can scratch myself with my nails, and as you can see, my nails are rly short. Maybe I'm just more evolved than you are, TS.
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#18
My scissorhands
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Mind_Reader7
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#19
Cheese grater.
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#20
Nails.


Sometimes other people's nails.
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#21
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Fingers.

Either mine or my girlfriend's.


Yeah, either mine or whoomit's girlfriend's too.
METAL_MAN135
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#23
Almost anything.

Blades, picks, fingernails, edges of furniture.

I refuse to use cutlery though. Dats nasty.
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#24
My dick
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#29
A bite is great to scratch with your facial stubble- if you have any. My GF used to make me scratch her all the time
FireFromTheVoid
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#32
I use my fingers, not my nails though.
I`m a princess and they just make my skin more irritated.
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ShameofaNation
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#36
I have long nails for finger picking so I use those.

But when they break I use banjo picks; you HAVE NOT lived until you've had a banjo back scratch.
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#37
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Inb4 Family Guy 'Buttscratcher!! Buttscratcher? Ah, buttscratcher!' etc.


Damn you!

OT: if my back is itchy and i don't have nails atm i use a fork....
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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#38
my nails.

sometimes i'll chew on an itch like a dog, too.
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