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#1
how do you do it?

most people seems to actually wake up and go do things or something, i wake up early and put on clothes and brush my teeth and go back to sleep until i have to catch the bus/ride my bike to school. i cannot resist it, in the morning i just have a absolutely negative attitude towards everything and everyone. i hate everything except sleep.

taking a shower in the morning feels like shit, drinking coffee in the morning feels like shit and i can fall asleep after drinking coffee in the morning anyway. most of this would be solved by going to bed earlier but aint nobody got time for dat
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#2
I wake up when the worm needs to be burped.
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#3
i get up early
at like 7 or something
so i can say bye

my gorgeous girlfriend
has to get up to go work
so i see her off
#5
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i get up early
at like 7 or something
so i can say bye

my gorgeous girlfriend
has to get up to go work
so i see her off

Quote by Axelfox
Please understand how little we as a community care
#6
Wake up, fall out of bed, drag a comb across my head
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#7
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE

don't you ever

EVER


EVER


call me black
Last edited by whoomit at Dec 7, 2012,
#9
Quote by whoomit
don't you ever

EVER


EVER


call me black

How about chocolat prins?


Or were you being racist? In that case i will reserve that nickname for my latina friend.
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#11
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Sorry for shouting
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How about chocolat prins?

Or were you being racist? In that case i will reserve that nickname for my latina friend.

I wasn't being racist, I was raising awareness y'see.
#14
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Sorry for shouting

I wasn't being racist, I was raising awareness y'see.

Awereness over how being called black when you are white, is an insult? How did you actually get a girlfriend? You are quite disgusting.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#15
Recently, I've been pretty crap at it. Most of the term I've tried to always wake up at 8 no matter what time I start. I just sort of stagger into a really hot shower, and then eat breakfast and sometimes coffee if I remember to put the kettle on. Once I'm out of the shower, I'm fine. But this week, I've slept in almost every day I haven't had class, and on one day I have. :/
#16
Quote by Neo Evil11
Awereness over how being called black when you are white, is an insult? How did you actually get a girlfriend? You are quite disgusting.

#17
Thanks, Kindosaurus.
Quote by Neo Evil11
Awereness over how being called black when you are white, is an insult? How did you actually get a girlfriend? You are quite disgusting.

We can all agree on one thing though, dem asians need to stop drowning in the wave machines and go back and build my minivan.
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Please understand how little we as a community care
Last edited by T00DEEPBLUE at Dec 7, 2012,
#18
I wake up when the ****ing graverobber disturbs me from my beauty rest!!!
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#19
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Recently, I've been pretty crap at it. Most of the term I've tried to always wake up at 8 no matter what time I start. I just sort of stagger into a really hot shower, and then eat breakfast and sometimes coffee if I remember to put the kettle on. Once I'm out of the shower, I'm fine. But this week, I've slept in almost every day I haven't had class, and on one day I have. :/

my attendance at school is really low too because of this

it's lame
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#20
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Now i feel bad. It is like that time when penny said to Howard he would die alone.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#21
Wish they made some pills that you could chew on in the morning that would make you feel less sleepy. Sleep is all chemical reactions in the brain right? We have a sleeping pill, why no sleep-kill pill
#22
Quote by Neo Evil11
Now i feel bad. It is like that time when penny said to Howard he would die alone.

I'm afriad I don't watch the same soap operas as you, so I don't understand.
#23
Quote by whoomit
I'm afriad I don't watch the same soap operas as you, so I don't understand.

I knew you were disgusting, this just proves it.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#24
Quote by Neo Evil11
I knew you were disgusting, this just proves it.

Well it's not Coronation or Emmerdale...

Eastenders? Neighbours!?
#25
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Well it's not Coronation or Emmerdale...

Eastenders? Neighbours!?

The big bang theory,,you Jurassic person. You are 64million years behind.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#26
Quote by gabcd86
Recently, I've been pretty crap at it. Most of the term I've tried to always wake up at 8 no matter what time I start. I just sort of stagger into a really hot shower, and then eat breakfast and sometimes coffee if I remember to put the kettle on. Once I'm out of the shower, I'm fine. But this week, I've slept in almost every day I haven't had class, and on one day I have. :/


Cold shower is better for waking up.
#27
Quote by Neo Evil11
The big bang theory,,you Jurassic person. You are 64million years behind.

Ah.

Awful soap.
#28
Quote by Burgery
how do you do it?

Swing my legs out of the bed and stand up on them. Proceed to walk away from said bed with said legs.


said.
#29
Quote by Arunas
Wish they made some pills that you could chew on in the morning that would make you feel less sleepy. Sleep is all chemical reactions in the brain right? We have a sleeping pill, why no sleep-kill pill


#30
Quote by Burgery
how do you do it?


I lie to myself so i won't notice i'm going away from my comfortable bed to do annoying things for 12 or so hours.
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
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I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
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Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#31
Quote by whoomit
Ah.

Awful soap.

That's it. What is your girlfriend's phonenumber? I am going to make her aware of what kind of terrible persone you are.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#32
Quote by Neo Evil11
That's it. What is your girlfriend's phonenumber? I am going to make her aware of what kind of terrible persone you are.



0755...

HEY

I don't have to give you shit
#34
Quote by Arunas
Wish they made some pills that you could chew on in the morning that would make you feel less sleepy. Sleep is all chemical reactions in the brain right? We have a sleeping pill, why no sleep-kill pill


We do have it. It's illegal, though.
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You get my first ever lolstack






The image in my head is just too funny for words at this point


Aw yeah.
#35
Quote by whoomit


0755...

HEY

I don't have to give you shit

Oh you do whoomit, because

I

am your

MOTHER
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#36
I really dislike people who wake up grouchy every day. You aren't entitled to be an insufferable bitch/asshole because you don't like mornings. And if something so insignificant as being a bit groggy can make you such a miserable prick, that's more of a character defect than anything, imo.
#37
Quote by W4RP1G
I really dislike people who wake up grouchy every day. You aren't entitled to be an insufferable bitch/asshole because you don't like mornings. And if something so insignificant as being a bit groggy can make you such a miserable prick, that's more of a character defect than anything, imo.

Why are you grouchy?
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#38
Quote by Neo Evil11
Oh you do whoomit, because

I

am your

MOTHER

how can you hoover and

use a computer at the same time?!
#40
Quote by whoomit
how can you hoover and

use a computer at the same time?!

How can electrons act like a wave and a particle at the same time?
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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