Pagan_Poetry
The Twilight Stoned
Join date: Apr 2009
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#3
You only have gone too far if you wind up in jail with a decapitated head of an emu, a ripped off arm, your dick stapled to a midget who is stuck and has to walk with you, and Ronald Reagan's fist up your asshole as he is covered in bubble bath.
kertets
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#5
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
You only have gone too far if you wind up in jail with a decapitated head of an emu, a ripped off arm, your dick stapled to a midget who is stuck and has to walk with you, and Ronald Reagan's fist up your asshole as he is covered in bubble bath.



Hey, who told you about that?
I was really drunk ok.
whywefight
~I'm not fuckin around~
Join date: Dec 2010
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#6
I'm not sure if I believe this one


It looks a tad scripted. I'd definitely stop yelling once the guy starts moving, and they didn't question the coffin at all
kertets
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#7
Quote by whywefight
I'm not sure if I believe this one


It looks a tad scripted. I'd definitely stop yelling once the guy starts moving, and they didn't question the coffin at all


If it is scripted, the first woman is a damn good at acting.
She had me convinced.
CrimsonBizzare
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#8
Seems like they didn't go far enough; all of them ended up on the same floor they entered on.
Trowzaa
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#9
Quote by Johnny_Ibanez
It's not as scary as this one:

http://youtu.be/7N5OhNplEd4

(Skip ahead to 0:40)

Creepy little girls FTL


This one's so great. It's so ridiculously over the top. I don't even know how I'd react. I'd probably try and punch the girl.
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Pagan_Poetry
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#10
Quote by kertets
Hey, who told you about that?
I was really drunk ok.


Ronald Reagan told me when he was stuck in my own ass.
He said "I never thought I'd have deja vu with something like this."
Joshua Garcia
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#11
Not impressed. It's gone way farther on those shows like Scare Tactics.
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kertets
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#12
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Ronald Reagan told me when he was stuck in my own ass.
He said "I never thought I'd have deja vu with something like this."


Damn that Ronald, he couldn´t hold his piss, never mind a secret.
Johnny_Ibanez
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#13
Quote by Trowzaa
This one's so great. It's so ridiculously over the top. I don't even know how I'd react. I'd probably try and punch the girl.


I'd probably press the emergency stop and get my oats.

Nobody around. Already dead. No harm done.
whywefight
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#14
Quote by kertets
Damn that Ronald, he couldn´t hold his piss, never mind a secret.

Right sugertets, and thats why the government still hasn't acknowledged alien activity

@the creepy girl video: that's why I don't carry a concealed weapon. I'm pretty sure I'd accidently shoot the kid
facebagel
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#15
I can understand that youd be freaked out if a dead body fell out like that but seriously, after he starts moving? Cmon.
EpiExplorer
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#16
Thats prefectly acceptable comedy. If it was an actual dead person, then its too far.
o()o

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Trowzaa
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#17
Quote by Johnny_Ibanez
I'd probably press the emergency stop and get my oats.

Nobody around. Already dead. No harm done.


"Get my oats"? I beg your pardon?
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AmirT
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#19
No man, it's funny, you're just too old for these kind of jokes.


/ultime sarcasm
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#21
Quote by Johnny_Ibanez
Jeez, you never watch 70's sitcoms?

http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/get+oats



Quote by Johnny_Ibanez
I'd probably press the emergency stop and get my oats.

Nobody around. Already dead. No harm done.


get your oats (British very informal)
to have sex regularly (usually in continuous tenses)

ಠ_ಠ
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MadClownDisease
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#24
Quote by Johnny_Ibanez
It's not as scary as this one:

http://youtu.be/7N5OhNplEd4

(Skip ahead to 0:40)

Creepy little girls FTL

Yeah i was going to mention this one.


I think to be honest it is really too far. It is clearly genuinely very very distressing and disturbing to those involved. I don't think it's fair or appropriate to cause such massive distress to people.
StewieSwan
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#25
Quote by facebagel
I can understand that youd be freaked out if a dead body fell out like that but seriously, after he starts moving? Cmon.



Seriously.

I wish everyone that believed zombies are real would blow their own heads off. Such stupidity is unneeded on this planet.


Edit: I've never understood the point of repeatedly screaming like that. I get the first one as a shocked reaction, but what the **** is the point of continuing to scream? I don't understand. Why do these idiots do that?
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theogonia777
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#26
As a rule of thumb, if you have to ask an internet forum is X is too Y, X is probably too Y.
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Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


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raoooos
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#27
lol

creepy girl one is way scarier and funnier though
lol nah bish
MadClownDisease
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#28
Quote by StewieSwan
Seriously.

I wish everyone that believed zombies are real would blow their own heads off. Such stupidity is unneeded on this planet.

I think there's a big difference between thinking zombies are real and being extremely scared and disturbed when what you think is a dead body in a coffin starts moving.

I don't think these people are necessarily thinking either "shit, that must be a zombie" or "oh this must be a hidden camera prank"; they're thinking "this is a very unusual and unpleasant situation and what I thought was a dead body is moving". I think you could be absolutely scared shitless and seriously disturbed without believing in zombies.
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#31
They're gonna have fun when they get sued for giving someone a heart attack.
Butt Rayge
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#32
I don't know how they could believe that he's actually a zombie.
girlgerms007
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#33
I'm sure you could sue them for a range of things, or even bring charges against them.
not going viral


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megano28
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#34
Bunch of pansies, never seen Latin humor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNp-AtEvW_c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5RNMiKeyRQ

I get wet from the fear
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