#1
I got to buy my first bit of Legal Weed here in Colorado yesterday. It was surreal, me and my friend were like, "What did we just do"
#3
LOL!!!! haha
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#5
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So how did the quality and price compare to what you would have bought before it was legal?



Now I can get Medical Grade 17 to 25% THC instead of that Mexican SWAG that has 5 to 6%

Also, you know where it comes from. It cost about 40 to 50 for an 1/8th,

260 for an ounce
#6
Drugs are bad and you will go to hell if you continue using them.


On a lighter note...
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#7
Damn you! My day will come...

Enjoy, good sir! (those beers should be bongs, but beggars can't be choosers)
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#8
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Drugs are bad and you will go to hell if you continue using them.


So if people go to hell for using drugs, why is alcohol (in the form of wine) used in holy communion? Alcohol is after all a drug too.
#9
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So if people go to hell for using drugs, why is alcohol (in the form of wine) used in holy communion? Alcohol is after all a drug too.


it's not alcohol; it's Jesus blood.

'sides, alcohol isn't a drug anyway. it's legal.
#DTWD
#10
omG m@n ur such @ ston3r XD XD XD

Me be smokin sum big banana joint rite now becuz me so rasta and jamaican mon.
#11
Quote by primusfan
it's not alcohol; it's Jesus blood.

'sides, alcohol isn't a drug anyway. it's legal.

A 'drug' is any substance, legal or illegal, which may have a medicinal, intoxicating, performance enhancing or other effect when taken.

Also, in the time of Jesus, cannabis was widely used as an incense. It was burned in enclosed spaces to keep down insect infestation. It was also one of the ingredients in holy anointing oil. 'Christ' (which is Greek for 'Messiah') actualy translates into English as ''anointed" and refers to the anointing of high priests, kings and apparent prophets. As a person who was considered as a prophet, Jesus would naturaly have been anointed at some point by someone with an oil that contained cannabis as well as regularly breathing it in along with most of the population when it was used as an incense.
#13
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A 'drug' is any substance, legal or illegal, which may have a medicinal, intoxicating, performance enhancing or other effect when taken.

Also, in the time of Jesus, cannabis was widely used as an incense. It was burned in enclosed spaces to keep down insect infestation. It was also one of the ingredients in holy anointing oil. 'Christ' (which is Greek for 'Messiah') actualy translates into English as ''anointed" and refers to the anointing of high priests, kings and apparent prophets. As a person who was considered as a prophet, Jesus would naturaly have been anointed at some point by someone with an oil that contained cannabis as well as regularly breathing it in along with most of the population when it was used as an incense.



nah.
#DTWD
#14
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If it isn't yet, I'll make it one...
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A 'drug' is any substance, legal or illegal, which may have a medicinal, intoxicating, performance enhancing or other effect when taken.

Also, in the time of Jesus, cannabis was widely used as an incense. It was burned in enclosed spaces to keep down insect infestation. It was also one of the ingredients in holy anointing oil. 'Christ' (which is Greek for 'Messiah') actualy translates into English as ''anointed" and refers to the anointing of high priests, kings and apparent prophets. As a person who was considered as a prophet, Jesus would naturaly have been anointed at some point by someone with an oil that contained cannabis as well as regularly breathing it in along with most of the population when it was used as an incense.
It all comes down to the translation of "kaneh bosem"; while it is quite likely to be cannabis (or another substance with intoxicating properties) this does not have to be the case.

The sad thing about discussing religious issues with Slacker is that every argument you use is based on his previous discussions, either just ripping them of or due to personal research induced by them
Last edited by lncognito at Dec 15, 2012,
#15
Jesus was also a dirty hippie, so that bit fits.
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#16
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Jesus was also a dirty hippie, so that bit fits.


Not sure which Bible you're reading. Jesus had an MBA and was a very successful hedge fund manager.
#DTWD
#17
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Not sure which Bible you're reading. Jesus had an MBA and was a very successful hedge fund manager.


TBH, I didn't get past the first chapter. That god character was just such a douchebag, I couldn't stand to read any further.
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#18
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TBH, I didn't get past the first chapter. That god character was just such a douchebag, I couldn't stand to read any further.

Keep reading, it gets better. All the shoot outs and car chases are really exciting.
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#20
Quote by primusfan
it's not alcohol; it's Jesus blood.


so you're telling me that every sunday, jesus comes back as a bowl of crackers and some wine?

and then you proceed to just eat the man?
i miss the old kanye
#21
You should read more of it. The New Testament is like God waking up with a hangover.

God: Ah, my ****in' head.

Gabriel: Here's your water, sir.

God: What did I do las-- oh ****. Was I being all "drunk God" and ranting about gays and blacks and genocide again?

Gabriel: Yes, sir. That did happen at one point between jumping into the pool nude and hitting on the seraphim.

God: Were they hot?

Gabriel: Seraphim.

God: Point taken. Uhhhh ... **** I feel like shit. Uh, send Jesus down there to apologize to everyone.

Gabriel: Like ... as a human?

God: Fully human. and uh ... fully divine?

Gabriel: wha--

God: I don't ****ing know. I'm still drunk.
#DTWD
Last edited by primusfan at Dec 15, 2012,
#23
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If that's all on the spot then I ****in' applaud you.


dawwww fanks.

at the end I was about to go in the direction of accidentally knocking up mary in a drunken one night stand. but figured that was kind of played out and it was better to be short and sweet. well ... I dunno about sweet.
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#25
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dawwww fanks.

at the end I was about to go in the direction of accidentally knocking up mary in a drunken one night stand. but figured that was kind of played out and it was better to be short and sweet. well ... I dunno about sweet.


Nah, you handled that tactfully.


Bravo.


The kicker was the seraphim part, holy shit.
Last edited by blake1221 at Dec 15, 2012,
#27
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Does every thread Slacker posts in turn in to an argument?

It doesn't have to... people could always just agree with me,

(but to be honest, that'd be pretty boring)

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If it isn't yet, I'll make it one...It all comes down to the translation of "kaneh bosem"; while it is quite likely to be cannabis (or another substance with intoxicating properties) this does not have to be the case.

True, but most experts in Hebrew etymology consider kaneh-bosm to mean cannabis.

The first solid evidence of the Hebrew use of cannabis was established in 1936 by Sula Benet, an etymologist from the Institute of Anthropological Sciences in Warsaw.'

The word cannabis was generally thought to be of Scythian origin, but Benet showed that it has a much earlier origin in Semitic languages like Hebrew, and that it appears several times throughout the Old Testament. Benet explained that "in the original Hebrew text of the Old Testament there are references to hemp, both as incense and as an intoxicant."

Benet demonstrated that the word for cannabis is kaneh-bosm, also rendered in traditional Hebrew as kaneh or kannabus. The root 'kan' in this construction means "reed" or "hemp", while bosm means "aromatic".
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#28
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#29
All I can see in this thread is 13 year olds who enjoy sniffing their farts too much. Well done UG. Another typical shit thread.
#30
Quote by primusfan
You should read more of it. The New Testament is like God waking up with a hangover.

God: Ah, my ****in' head.

Gabriel: Here's your water, sir.

God: What did I do las-- oh ****. Was I being all "drunk God" and ranting about gays and blacks and genocide again?

Gabriel: Yes, sir. That did happen at one point between jumping into the pool nude and hitting on the seraphim.

God: Were they hot?

Gabriel: Seraphim.

God: Point taken. Uhhhh ... **** I feel like shit. Uh, send Jesus down there to apologize to everyone.

Gabriel: Like ... as a human?

God: Fully human. and uh ... fully divine?

Gabriel: wha--

God: I don't ****ing know. I'm still drunk.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#31
Quote by primusfan
You should read more of it. The New Testament is like God waking up with a hangover.

God: Ah, my ****in' head.

Gabriel: Here's your water, sir.

God: What did I do las-- oh ****. Was I being all "drunk God" and ranting about gays and blacks and genocide again?

Gabriel: Yes, sir. That did happen at one point between jumping into the pool nude and hitting on the seraphim.

God: Were they hot?

Gabriel: Seraphim.

God: Point taken. Uhhhh ... **** I feel like shit. Uh, send Jesus down there to apologize to everyone.

Gabriel: Like ... as a human?

God: Fully human. and uh ... fully divine?

Gabriel: wha--

God: I don't ****ing know. I'm still drunk.

I read that with Louis CK's voice as god. Probably appropriate.
#32
That's so weird. I did the same thing. Seemed very C.K.ish
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#33
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All I can see in this thread is 13 year olds who enjoy sniffing their farts too much. Well done UG. Another typical shit thread.

U mad?
#36
That's cool. I bought some pants.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#37
Didn't you guys know? Weed is the miracle drug! It can cure/fix any health issue!
#38
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Now I can get Medical Grade 17 to 25% THC instead of that Mexican SWAG that has 5 to 6%

Also, you know where it comes from. It cost about 40 to 50 for an 1/8th,

260 for an ounce

thats expensive total rip off bro..